Any anons ever have sex with a famous person in real life?

Any anons ever have sex with a famous person in real life?

>sex with a famous person in real life

As oppose to what? Sex in the matrix?

I fucked Amanda bynes before she went crazy back in like 06/07

I fucked amanda bynes so hard she went crazy

Made out with Emma Watson couple years back. Couldn't seal the deal tho...

>implying any anons have had sex at all

Had a threesome with ellen page and jennette mccurdy. Never been so hard in my life.

Wow you must live sad lives to just go out on the internet and lie. :(

...

I had sex with Jon Benet Ramsey.

I do indeed live a sad life of lies.

[spoiler][/spoiler]brap

>haters gon hate

story?

I slept with a girl who played an extra in two of the Harry potter movies. Does that count?

I slept with pic realated. I should state that by "slept with" I mean sucked a soggy, sopping fucking hot and creamy log loaf from Andy Sixx's rosebud anuse

>personal encounter with masie williams

told this so many times before.
I had sex with Rooney Mara, Kate Mara and Jessica Szohr. got a bj from Kirsten Dunst.

totally telling the truth

does it count if i am a famous person? i am the village idiot and everybody knows who i am.

Good fuck list if true. Are you a wannabe actor?

I am a personal trainer. but was dating Rooney when were both 18 yo.

Any juicy story? Are famous people so crazy as people think?

With lovely Karen Isabel. Wish I could do it again. Not sure if "famous" though. Great lay. Wish I had her again when she was chubbier. Her weight yoyos' a lot.

I did kinda.

When I was in jschool I worked at CBC Ottawa as an intern. She wasn't the P&P host then.

Was a one time thing. Not really famous, but is on tv now.

Yes. I'm a closet case bisexual and I legitimately got fucked in my ass when I was 15 by a former teen Disney star. He's also deeply in the closet. We remained close friends for years. He's a very nice and decent person. We just both had a lot of urges growing up, and we did a lot of experimenting, including touching each others dicks a lot and jerking off together. He was very nice when we did it and very gentle. It didn't last long. Maybe three minutes tops. He came really hard and then he kept his dick in my ass while I jerked off.

Do pornstars count?

Been there, done that.

Jessica is wild. Kirsten is a little slut. i know many celebrities so i heard some stories.

who the fuck is this nobody

go spread your bullshit somewhere else

I'm curious... Told us some stories.

An executive for Chase bank likes to bring me along to fuck girls while he watches, did Alexis Texas recently, we're gonna be seeing Sophie Dee on the 27th

Go to bed Shneider.

>heard some stories.
What's up with Dan Schneider and the icarly chick ? I see posts about them here like everyday.

Any A-list?

I fucked alexandra daddario while she was still a nobody and she wasn't even good. My friends made fun of me for banging "the ugly chick"...

My Aunt was an extra in the movie Hoosiers and I slightly remember her doing things to me in the shower when I was super young.

ITT

I want a bj from Kirsten Dunce too :(

No, mostly pornstars and instagram girls. Did have dinner with Megan Fox though, he payed her 25 grand to take her to dinner.

Gross

one time i fucked bigfoot

[spoiler] not the creature, the truck [/spoiler]

How and where did you do this?
Is that her real name? Because I've only seen her go by Issy / Dominican Poison.

Was her hair line all fucked up?
Are you a nigger?

Thanks for the interesting info.

Dan got to you too?

ITT lies

yeah. no problem i have to work in some hours anyway. And I'm sure that you jerked off many times of her.
peace

sry don't know any about this. heard only the same things as you.

I thought you were that personal trained lol

I'm a white blonde guy. Dunno about the hairline. She was more delicate then. I've seen her sometimes. She has periods of chunkiness and then she gains control. Real name is Karen Isabel. Hence Issy.

who

Got pussy from Kiernan Shipka when she was 16 . She is really good at cowgirl

I used to date Chloe Hollings, she was great in bed.

But you're paying or actually dating?

Vids I've seen have her looking too heavy for me normally, but those tits make up for everything.

You speak Spanish with her?

how old were you

Heard that nympho blew like an entire football team or frat house at USC. Take care with herpes, user.

18. She told me she liked thick dick and she enjoy to be stared at in the eyes when we did it. On several occasions she had pussy farts and giggled

kek

I had sex with Trent Reznor in 1990. It was pretty amazing, pretty cloudy memory but it will always be there

I slept with his Steam Dream of a Log

there has to be a video of that somewhere if true.

I fucked Lady Guinevere's granddaughter from Walt Disney's 'Robin Hood'. Don't know the actrice' name though.(probarbly doesnt even count hehehe)

Sup Forums - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

I made Kate bosworth uncomfortable when I took a shot at a house party like 15 years ago.
Like got no where but had a shot

Kirsten Dunst walked by some friends and I once. I don't know why but I yelled "CUNT" at her. She looked upset. I don't even dislike her I just couldn't think of anything else to say.

I had sex with Jordy Lucas in 2013. We met at a club in Melbourne and realised we had mutual family friends (My cousin was her cousins maid of honour or some shit).
I don't know if she really counts as a "celebrity" but still, that's about as close as I'll ever get probably.

>tfw you will never see her massive bukkake video
;_;

Depends on how famous we're talking about. I'm a portuguese actor and have fucked loads "famous", nationally speaking, chicks, but only a couple actually internationally known ones.

You realize we're all just people, right? My current gf isn't famous and she's the most amazing person and amazing lay I've ever come across, I wouldn't trade her for a Diana Chaves or Rita Pereira, etc.

TRIPS
meh not as nice as i thought it would be

I'd take the bait... Explain.

explain what
he got trips and i checked it

They're just trolling, there is no bukkake video.

This man speaks the truth.. once you get over the money and idealization of famous people they are just people. like there are a lot of beautiful women in the world that can stand up next to celebs and blow then out of the water.. It's all perspective men...and the one fem who might be in here.

Probably is a college rumor, but unless you are Miranda Cosgrove herself, you can't know for sure.

Go to bed, poorfag

A little birdy told me a rumor about this one...

It's all about the trophy though with celebs. If you fuck a celebrity you can say that you fucked them and beat out the hordes of other guys who wanted to. Not a sexual thing because of looks and getting over the money and fame defeats the purpose.

>Implying Miranda is not always at Sup Forums shitposting about her college exploits.

test

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bump for curiosity

what did the birdy chirp?

It was a situational hook-up. Only once. She's in a weird destructive relationship now. Has a couple of kids too, but from another dude. Those tits are amazing. She's really really fat now. Not so when I knew her. As far as I Know she doesn't take money for sex.

Also yes Spanish.

Poor Kirsten she seems so nice

Well I'm Australian, so I've personally figured Hex from Good Game in a club in Sydney.

just someone with an ED page. two, actually, now that I checked, forgot the second person had one.

I had a threesome with Daisy Lowe and Alexa Chung

cute

What happened at the club with hex?

Was she wild?

I did sort of.

One of Warren Jeffs' former wives who was still a virgin.

Molested by Bill Murray. Told me "No one will ever believe you"

I don't believe you, though I am a little jealous.

>Any anons ever have sex in real life?

FTFY

i fucked whom seems to be the most popular girl in my college. does that count?

Isn't that the chick that committed career suicide by niggerfucking?

Do they teach English in this college?

Yep, when she was a lot younger and chubbier

That's an urban legend that's been attributed to different celebrities at various times for like 40 years.