Chicago Blackhawks vs Edmonton Oilers Game Thread

Grab your beer and channel your inner alcoholic. The Hawks are gonna need it.

>Puck drop at 9:00 PM CST

>9pm start
good, I'm already drunk

Oh look the Oilers are playing the only relevant NHL team.

Easy Chicago win.

2nd for no skeletons allowed

Too late for that lad.

Being a Chicago fan is fucken diffucult at the moment lads.

Holy shit the WGN news is so fucking bad

Start the god damned game

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

>expecting anything from the Weekend crew
hahahahaha

But we have the same mother.

>Konroyd game
Time for the big-boy cup and fill it with vodka.

>Konroyd
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT


NO

NO

NO

leggo oilels

???

What's gonna do about it, son?

>konroyd
what have i done to deserve this?

Hawks are either going to win 7-1 or loose 3-2

I'm from the future

That is a generous amount of plot

Witnessed

>implying this isn't a trap game

>steve konroyd

Haven't been able to catch a game with both Pat & Eddie since the beginning of the season. Gonna need to fill the whiskey to the brim here, boy

>the WGN logo still there through the ads

>WGN showing an away anthem singing

Hawks score within the first three minutes.

Book it.

Bro, are you okay? This is the exact opposite of bants. Like insult Rbo or Bollig for being cunts or something.

Dude I don't think my team has earned any banting rights. At least not until they actually make the playoffs.

I propose a toast.

To the alcoholic shitfucks who are watching a hockey game on a Saturday night while watching hockey and posting in a place where the social outcasts come together.

To good health (and a fast death)!

Cheers to that.

Well that's depressing.

He's always like this. We just sort of roll with it.

Go >us.

I can drink to that.

edmemeton gonna win 4-2 cap this

...

Cheers, lad.

Scarrrrrr

You're actually dead and this is hell.

Have some more glorious 2D.

FUCK

oh man that was just mean lmao

And look, now the hakws are losing.

Time to drink again.

...

Here, here friend...

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
DICK PANIC

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

PANIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good job Oilers you stupid shits.

That lead was nice while it lasted.

GG Hawks.

What the fuck is this hockey game.

>Diving Darling

Shaping up to be a meme game tonight, boys.

dick panik fuckan mint

Oilers will win 4-2

Incoming goal.

I've come up with a drink for this evening. I call it "Mistakes Were Made"

Ice
2 shots of scotch
Blueberry Lemonade
Some lime juice

It.....is actually better than you'd think.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THERAPIST

Gee not surprised at all.

Fuck you Talbot.

I'm out, enjoy the win Hawks.

KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


WITNESSED

KANERRRRRRa

>mixing scotch

Yeah, because it is a watery drink, only 2 shots with all that mixer lol.

Although I am sure you are used to it, judging by your beer.

I've got a lot of scotch right now

I like this idea. We should come up with more drink ideas for game day.

So? Drink it like a man, faggot.

Hawks games require copious amounts of drinking from a volume standpoint. Drinking straight alcohol will end up killing you.

Kane dubs for truth.

put ice in it and grow up kid

>not going directly for foley level of drunk every time
Step it up sempai

I would like to penetrate that Ford girl.

Last time I tried for Foley level I woke up in the shower at 4am, apparently having passed out laying in the tub for ~2 hours

Not everyone has a liver of steel. comrade.

Hawks fans seem almost as alcoholic as Edmontonians. You guys are ok in my books

And you call yourselves drunks.

Some mountains aren't meant to be climbed. Let Boggs have his record.

Drai scores in the last minute of the period.

I was speaking about other people. As a Sox fan, Blackhawks drinking games is casual tier.

Jesus Christ dude. I've been blackout drunk more times then I can count but never I've never woken up in a "unfamiliar" place drunk.

>First step
>No more anime

I've ruined enough friendships due to my alcoholism. I think I qualify.

I mean, it was my shower if that makes it any better

>sox fan
I know this feel
Skeletons don't have friends.

Nah, I figured your shower. But just any place that isn't your bed or chair seems crazy to me.

People that don't know I'm a skeleton are my friends. :^)

I woke up in the back of a Uhaul on a couch going 110 km/h on the Anthony Henday

Buddy was moving out and had a going away party. back was apparently open and that's where i crashed.

>Spring training starts in 2 weeks
Soon fellow comrade. Soon.


First step is suicide or death m8.

Son, are you trying to get yourself banned?

Those are some lewd flesh bags.

Holy shit dude.

At 14:88

Why not. If it happens, it happens. A good chunk of the bottle is gone and I am already out of fucks at this point. Only thing I'm missing is some rope, but I can't be fucked to go to ACE Hardware. Also because they're closed right now.

I once woke up passed out into a trellis in my backyard.
Somehow have a scar on my nose from that...Maybe i tried to fight it with my face or something.

You forgot your white dunce cap, Mr. Cancuck.

ace closes at like fucking 6pm

I have no idea how they're still in business

My local Aces stays open until 8. Instead, they basically share extra lot space with a popular pub and they're total cunts about patrons using their space. As fucking if people are lining up to go to fucking Ace Hardware.

They probably don't have a Menards nearby and the customers don't feel like getting lost at Home Depot or something.

>soon
Yeah....i'm not getting my hopes up though.
I know better than that now.

So who would the Oilers even be able to get as a backup right now?

Is Mike Smith available? Maybe one of the Finns from Dallas?

>Konroyd
>You came back and played "not too bad"
This fucking android.

My fat upstairs neighbour has pads

How well can he sit on a bench and look ready to go?

Well he doesn't rage as much as Fasth did

OH GOOD MORE FUCKING KONROYD AFTER THE BREAK

>Chase Race Mixing Propaganda

>interacting with anyone that's 3D
Not even once.

No one expects you to interact with 3D IRL Rbo.

do......do you just order things from amazon and tell the delivery people to leave it outside the door or something?

Probably.

Also wait doesn't this count as interacting with someone that's 3D?

Nice burn.