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I am the Entity known as 'The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emperor-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.'
I have Blessed this Thread with My Incomprehensible Wisdom.
Know that I mean only Good, and allow Me to help you achieve Perfection, and Happiness and Luck, with your Waifu.
"Is Folgers in your cup *really* the best part of waking up?"
Concepts such as "You" and "Back" assign intrinsic value to consciousnesses and time, which is absurd and meaningless.
What 'You' call 'Me' has spent the last 4 months training in Hyperspace. According to Frieza it would raise my base power level from 7.839 * 10^6053 to something much higher, but can you really trust him?
Jonathan Reyes
Hey hey~~
Jayden Wilson
Just guessing huh
Luis White
...
Colton Carter
And, well...
4 months doesn't seem like a lot, does it? The things is, it was a Compounded Temporal Fractal, so every planck instant over the course of those four months was, in fact, four months.
Allow me to calculate the full time...
Adrian Gutierrez
I mean, my boys, that was about 6.5 * 10^49 years!
A-And, uhhmm, did I get a lot more powerful, or, uh, or at least more skilled after all that training...?
Landon Bennett
Wouldn't time also be calculating your training? And what's a Frieza? I heard of Freeza but not Frieza.
Hello Mukuro.
Only guessing.
Jaxson Harris
Hey Remmy!
Carson Lewis
No! Of *course* not!
Because, err, it didn't help. Why would it help? The moment I did the Thing, time shit its pants, so its no help to me, a-and...
You win this round, manga lad
Kevin Adams
Hmmph, I suppose I can rattle off some good news, though. Let me rack my brains (and by 'brains' I mean my Semi-Organic Powdered Sugar Wormhole-Fluctuation Gravitron-Orientating Quantum Data Arrays) for a few positive things to say...
Kayden Torres
For starters, I've gotten to work on what I call 'Being a Real Smart Cookie' so the Cleveland Crisis should be resolved with minor incident.
And, may my Pride shatter into a trillion fragments if I'm wrong, I *know* how this Rebirth run of DC Comics will end...
Lastly, well, even though She's dead, I didn't kill Her too hard, so!
Mason Edwards
How are things today?
So what have you been up to aside from training?
Juan Cooper
Same as always dear comrade Remmy, how about you?
Jayden Martinez
...
Jace Richardson
Are you aware of the Strands of Creation? There are many names for them, actually, such as "Threads of Fiction" or "Drama Lines" but I call them "Deus Ex Machine Tendrils."
Allow me to explain...
Luis Hall
I am the 2nd most powerful being in the Omniverse.
The *most* powerful, [ACCESS DENIED] be His name, has one of many special abilities. You see, 99 percent of the time, His Deus Ex Machina Tendrils are connected to countless Universes, which limits His power greatly.
The Strands of Creation serve a purpose, of course. Think about it. Any movie you've watched is sure to have bizarre strokes of luck for the protagonists. They always manage to stop the Doomsday Device with one second left on the timer, right? The villain always ends up underestimating the hero out of arrogance, which leads to their defeat, right?
What if I told you these 'fictional' Universes are as real as ours, and the reason for this incredible luck was [ACCESS DENIED]'s Drama Lines? He constantly keeps them plugged in, passively saving septillions of lives.
The question then arises: What circumstances make Him detach the Threads of Fiction, and what are the consequences?
Robert Miller
Hello everyone
Jack Barnes
Trips check I'm a little sad my bread is moldy, but I'll try and find something else to eat. What might you do? >kreedz is fun but sometimes sends me back six feet
I am not, so please do explain.
Samuel Cox
is this trap?
Cameron Nguyen
Hey!
Idk? I might play some games or kill time. I'm glad you like kreedz
Adrian Sullivan
Well, He recently had to, (as far as 'recently' has any meaning between Multiverses) in order to prevent exponentially greater suffering and loss of life. When He faces an opponent He cannot defeat and who poses an extreme threat, He must allow himself access to the fullest extent of His powers. (OK, He needed help on this enemy either way, and even this isn't the 'full extent' of His power, but that's another story...)
Of course, with the Strands of Creation detached, this means billions of Universes are subject to their Reality's laws. No more status quo, no more 'good guys always win', no more 'heroes never die.'
Sebastian Collins
It was my job to fill in for Him, to pick up the slack. I really can't describe my methods in words, so I'll go for something vague. Let's say I 'sent out pulses of hopeful energy' or something like that.
Anyway, things are back to normal now. It's just my job (I don't say 'my' as The Waifu Machine, not as a diety; I say it as a humble human being) to document the whole ordeal. Honestly, I've been neglecting the duty, because certain parts are boooooring!
...
The Cleveland Crisis took place in a Multiverse separate from our own. It lasted three months: from March 13 of an unspecified year to June 13 of the same year. The major players were...
Goodies: Marquis Cortez. [ACCESS DENIED]. The City of Clevleand, Ohio. Me. (I mean 'me' as in a different Multiverse's version of the *human* me.)
Baddies: Chris Mitchells. Origin. The 78.
Asher Lopez
When Marquis Cortez (our Main Character) fell out of his chair and hit his head on a desk, he gained the most amazing superpowers in all Existence. He became the most powerful Superhero in Reality, Mr. Cleveland.
The Cleveland Energy, a... uh, a 'Zone' or an 'Aura Field' or a *something* was also created. It leaked through time and space and turned 78 normal humans throughout history into super-powered beings.
'Rebirth' was also created. She was, in a way, the 'Negative Spirit' of the City of Cleveland (the City MC loved and She loved him back.) Of course, the 78 managed to get to her, and she became Origin, which was a big problem.
He was planning to destroy every super-powered being in all Existence, and had the power to do so. That Multiverse's version of me pulled a trick, at the cost of ending his 73162-year life and made it so [ACCESS DENIED] and Mr. Cleveland could defeat Origin.
All of that is, more or less, the story.
Samuel Kelly
In a recent film I've watched, "My Way", it does follow a certain slate I'd expect from a film of it's style, yes there are impossibilities like surviving explosions from tank rounds or just explosives, being reformed multiple times, etc, but yes, there is tragedy I won't specify for sake of spoilers.
I only surf in kreedz though. The community is small and friendly, so I really like that.
Jayden Sanders
...
Noah Kelly
Cute
Evan Peterson
kumiko...
Julian Wood
hello junko, has your boredom went away yet?
Angel Russell
Yes. Hi.
Jaxon Howard
it's a bit better but sadly it's still here. What about you Jui?
I enjoyed bhopping once I got the hang of it
Aiden Sanders
Hey yuuunoooooo
Jaxon Rogers
Hello how are you? How things comrade
Juan Brown
Is it kind of my fault?
I, of this timeline and this universe, as a human, first wrote the story, creating the universe. That must have caused some sort of disturbance, because another universe in that multiverse, which was already there, uh...
...a different version of me documented the story, but as non-fiction? Now *that* must have made *me* do, hmmm...
So then the Clevelandverse version of me has the ability of Save State and lived for 73,162 years, precise to the day. Of course, since I first created [ACCESS DENIED] before I imagined this whole ordeal, but he doesn't become a major player until later on, it's because of me that...
Jordan Scott
Happy Birthday to that other you, then!
Logan Bailey
How are you?
Carson Clark
Goooood
Making breakfast :3
Landon Carter
Okayish.
Kayden Hernandez
That seems better than usual :o
Jacob Hernandez
Ayyy lmao
Lincoln Richardson
I'm usually never bored, per se. I always find something to do. Of the things I don't do that I probably should, getting ready for my college classes comes to mind.
Robert Howard
still pursuing cs?
Adrian Walker
Boring as always dear Pinky
Hey Minami
Well, I can't really prepare for classes since I don't know what books I need this year
Oliver Moore
I think so. What about you?
Julian Johnson
>cs sorry I'm retarded, don't know what that means, and you're probably thinking of someone else That's one of the things I need to do, now that I think about it.
Justin Lee
I'm doing good, I went for a walk earlier, need to go earlier tho its still really hot even in the morning. I'm glad you're doing well
Owen Gray
What you planing on having, apart from that egg obviously? Haha I should have guessed. Oh by the way I'm looking in to buying a air rifle I don't think I have told anyone
Grayson Peterson
Sounds nice, any good places to walk to where you live? I've been thinking about going for a 3am bike ride, just no clue where to go though. Would rather not wake people up, either.
Ryan Wright
I usually walk along a canal, if I go for a longer walk I can walk through less populated neighborhoods for like a few hours if I wanted, 3am is a good time for that, just be careful
Nicholas Scott
test
Connor Green
Way to go Jui!
Ow that's cool
Camden Ross
...
Elijah Torres
Sounds interesting enough, it gets boring after walking the same 15 minute route repeatedly.
Lincoln Moore
Heya
Chase Sanders
Yeh my dad found the old one I had as a kid and seeing it again made me want to get back in to it
William Nelson
How's things?
Ah so it's one of thos toy guns that shoot small plastic balls?
Brandon Flores
...
Robert Morris
No led pelts
Michael Jenkins
Pretty good, yourself?
Lincoln Gutierrez
Jilly!! How are things?
A bit bored but aside from that I'm fine.
Nathan Howard
Nice legs
David Howard
Told her you have this in your mouth or this in your mouth.
Alexander Hall
I had a sausage egg and cheese biscuit :) How are you?
Ooooow sounds nice I'm jealous I'm doing good one of my family just pope by to give my birthday money
Joseph Ortiz
Yeah, there's plenty of places to walk to for an hour without needing to loop around a path, that's a really cute pic :)
Leo Price
Ow, I know those. People in old fashioned shooting clubs use them here in competitions. They vary from tiny to something as big as a bolt, right?
Most people just bind jump to their scrollwheel and scroll whenever they are falling from the jump. That is how I do it too.
James Moore
Hay
Nolan Cox
Hi Yuno
Jaxon Nelson
they very in size but in the UK there limited to .177 witch sucks. On the bright side it is only £8 for 500 Oooow pretty Hows you day going saya? Have you just got up?
Carter Myers
Well allow me to wish you a happy birthday too! Birthday money is the best!
Carter Lewis
idk if sarcasm or not... well, thank you regardless. Up to anything fun?
Hunter Parker
Day's been pretty boring. Woke up about 13h ago. How'you?
Jaxon Cooper
Aw thank you! Your very nice to say that It isn't for a few days tho but I will bear it in mined till then I'm doing pretty good been playing a lot of over watch trying to get the new skins
John White
That's good
Lucas Nguyen
Boop
Brody Lopez
That sounds like a nice deal
I wouldn't dare to be sarcastic towards somebody unless they annoy me. And not really, looking for a nice laptop to get next month.
Yup! Now let's hope things will stay good for a while
Robert Nguyen
>バイバイ Bye then.
Yes but that feels really weird
Luke Butler
I was thinking about buying some mold making stuff to I could mold them then recast them cos they deform a lot on impact
Luke Cox
That's what they all say.
Anthony Roberts
A nice laptop, eh? What've you looked at so far?
Jordan Lee
Stuff ranging from 800 up to 1000, but I saw a pretty good one for 1130, might get that one.
Siunds cool
It takes some time to get used to it
Wyatt Brown
Ryuko from kill la kill
Josiah Collins
DOC!!!
Samuel Perez
Hey mates
Logan Thomas
Bumpity bump
Adrian Nelson
What kind of computers would those be? They sound pretty high-end, for prices like that.
Evan Garcia
DOC, eh?
Dicks Of California?
You interrupt me while I'm listening to the Super Buu theme music (Bruce Falconer's music is all-around better than the Japanese soundtrack, it's just that some parts have better music, some have worse music) to mention Dying Of Chlamydia?
