How can I ask my sister if I can eat out her ass without seeming like a perverted pedo?

How can I ask my sister if I can eat out her ass without seeming like a perverted pedo?

No

pics?

thats a sexy bunny

I have to ask, all I can think about is how I tongue her ass while her cute buttcheeks rest ob my face

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I cant do that to you user, she is so cute that you will fall in love but never be able to meet her

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Are you sure you want that? I am not overexaggerating, she really is the cutest 11 year old you will ever see

Reported to the fbi

pls dont I have done nothing wrong, yet

Yes that was my answer. No. You can't ask her without sounding like a perverted pedo. Sorry user.

you can't really just straight out ask her. you have to get close to her, playfully touching her, see if she allows you to go further and further. if she does the same back to you then you can try seeing if she'll let you touch her with less clothes etc. another good technique is to make it a game. like play mario kart or whatever and make little bets about showing some part of body depending on who wins. be sure to lose sometimes so you end up showing her stuff too so it is fun for her as well. then you work up to licking her ass. it takes a lot of time and patience.

I thought about maybe bullying her until she gets mad, then I apologize and tell her she can bully me to get and I suggest she sits on my face. Dunno how to get her to take off her pants and panties beforehand doe

You realize she doesn't know how to keep her bum clean yet, and will have poop in there.

just post some pics already

thats what my tongue is for

Check em

user got trips deliver the pics op

if it were quads id do it but trips arent quite enough

how I did it
>planned this shit carefully for days
>invite common female friend over
>play the usual "when x does y on tv we drink"
>choose rick and morty and burps
>at the end they are pretty drunk
>I poured the alcohol so I made sure they drank more
>friend falls asleep (as usual)
>just chilling in front of tv
>take my phone
>"look at this article: do you girls seriously like getting your ass eaten?"
>she says not everyone but she does
>ask her how it usually goes
>she explains it blabla drunk words
>I say I still have no clue how to end up licking a girl's ass
>keep acting like this
>she goes "alright"
>make sure friend is asleep
>takes off her socks
>then her pajama pants
>then her panties
oh fuck.jpg
>gets on the couch, feet up
>tells me to kneel in front of her
>few kisses on her shaved pussy lips
>kiss her asshole
>she closes her eyes, blushing
>start licking her asshole
>around the rim
>sometime pushing my tongue in
>she moans and starts fingering
>go on until she cums
>falls asleep like that
>I fap into a cup
>put her panties and pajama on her belly
>go to my room and sleep

and that's how I did it

Just do it.

things that never happened

Why ask her? When your parents aren't home drug her and when she's knocked out go to town on her. What's the point in even asking her?

you just have to Sup Forums honest with her, trust me

I'm guessing you don't even have a sister

only true thing in your story, is you fapping into a cup.

Yo, sis. Can I eat you out just like Daddy did?