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nork artillery edition

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thoughts lads

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the skate park

kublai

Too slow Canada

why not a bit of anime haha

ran the numbers and i can get an 86 on my final i took today and still get an A in the class. think i'll make it?

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choons for scottish independence

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why would i order a pizza in the middle of cooking my lunch?

*shows /brit/ a frying pan with 3 logs of shit in it*

why is he wearing a suit? was he actually in employment at some stage in his life?

>Tories at 17% lead in Labour party seats with a 15% majority

Crashing the Labour party, with no survivors

just shaved this

would you?

desperately want a bf
how do I get one?

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need a bf

the state of those sausages

don't want anything to do with these people

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alri lads

Come round my house ;)

The real question is whether they'd shag me (they wouldn't).

you take your bent posts elsewhere

genuinely over the moon
fucking leaf posters

Our paper shines a light on the teacher’s role in assessing academic achievement. As the data suggest, young girls display a more developed “attitude toward learning” and teachers (consciously or subconsciously) reward these attitudes by giving girls higher marks than warranted by their test scores.
Cornwell, C., Mustard, D. and Van Parys, J. (2013). Noncognitive Skills and the Gender Disparities in Test Scores and Teacher Assessments: Evidence from Primary School. Journal of Human Resources, 48(1), pp.236-264.

Reddit is better for financial advice than /biz/ and that's just an objective fact. Spent the last couple of weeks discussing my finances with real financial professionals (who help out people like me for fun and literally out of the goodness of their own heart, the silly bastards) instead of a bunch of NEET runts who will literally never do anything worthwhile with their lives

want to send tim a pic of turtlemong

Can I come too?

definately the left one

always do a cheeky tug to their feet

he was a manager in the IT sector

pretty well paid he owned a detached house in a nice area with his wife and kids, don't know if he was paying a mortgage or not

LOVE to watch thoughtful programming

>"People say where have you been all my life," said Cllr Fareham. "Well, Dee wasn't born for three-quarters of mine."

where do you live?

*holds a blowtorch to your face and collects enough plastic to supply playmobil factories for a millennia*

don't fucking care fuck off

t' Nork gf

deeply relatable post

activism

jaysus

1. Twink?
2. London?

>having a detached house in the UK means you're well off

jesus

Nothing wrong with chubby ones, more to play with ehehehe lads amirite?

Ich bin ein Berliner

it's a small island with more than three times the population of yours ok?

need a cute wife

perthman?

yeah it unionically does

most people like in a row of terraced houses which are about 20 to a row

those feet on the left hnnng

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no :(

didn't read a pixel

Heard that Dear White People isn't really what you'd expect and is more joking about people who get high and mighty. Dunno how true that is though. Anyone seen it?

found a racist

If you said that to my face I'd fucking heem you immediately. You can count yourself VERY lucky that there's an ocean between us

would love a chubby insecure gf. NOT if she was constantly bothering me though, then I'd tell her to fuck off

>Spore development process.webm

Genuinely good film though.

me. it's still shit

SING US A SONG YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN

do all fat girls minges stink?

see

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does this guy sound black to you?

>get on a two carriage train earlier tonight
>less than 20 people on the whole train
>sit next to the window obviously by myself
>fat, hideous woman gets on at the next stop
>looks up and sees the empty carriage
>sits down next to me, unfolds the table and starts emptying the contents of her bag onto it

pissed me off so fucking much
i waited until she got everything out then i said "excuse me can i just squeeze passed to go to the loo"

the look on her face hehe

Are you and Oxford student?

how do they sort the sand back in the right colors?

fuck off mate thats well boring

yes

>reddit cunt acting hard

howling, worst you could do to me is do a downvote

That house would cost £2,600,000 in London, but only £1,900 in Middlesborough. Truly baffling how much regional income inequality we have even within the UK

detroit michigan is unironically more attractive than most of the UK 2bh

creepy as fuck

If you said that to my face I'd probably say "Haha yeah probably, sorry mate"

If you said THAT to my face I'd do your fucking kneecaps in with a cricket bat

>most people
in shitholes maybe

saw tim in central oxford once

she wanted a shag m8

don't show up to my /brit/ if you ain't got no

I have this

She does constantly bother you though, just a given.

>The Tories will take Blair's old seat

labour are such a joke lmao

all girls minges stink if they dont give them a good wash

if you fuck a girl and cum in her puss one night and then catch a whiff of her snatch the next morning and she hasnt had a shower you will literally be astounded by the pescetory fragrance

Apple does those for their retail positions. I got invited to a group interview after applying. They held it at a hotel in San Francisco. I now understand they're watching you from the moment you arrive. They watch to see how you interact with the other people who are waiting around. I didn't -- I waited in the hallway among others and browsed Reddit on my phone. You have to be outwardly friendly, vibrant, and outgoing in order to get a second look by their recruiters if you want to work retail with them. They feel that the computer and technical skills are 100% teachable, so those soft skills (or how you display them?) are what they're hiring for.

>cricket

sheed

alright rupert keep your wig on old chap

Daily reminder that taking it up the arse for a degree is still preferable to taking it up the arse from a job market that treats non-graduates like serfs.

>from the country were people are buying houses literally brick by brick

don't superimpose your gimmick onto my gimmick

hey now that's a bit rude

you're in for a shock when you grow up and see that non vocational degrees are literally worthless in terms of employment

fucking underage reddit tier cancer on my int

reEEEEeeEeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeEeeeEEEeEEe

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Is Tim racist?

where*

FUCK

What do consultants do?

Imagine living in the current year and practicing Norse paganism.

gassing at your misfortune

Don't really doubt that tbf. Funny how it just came and went after so much drama before the release though

have a gf

she won't let me avert my attention from her at all when we're together.

If i call her on and it seems like im looking at something else she'll start having a go.

proepr pisses me off but the pussy game ridiculous

>only got a beer and a half left
>tore my hamstring earlier so can't go to the shops for more

well it's visual clickbait, that's what happens