work out constantly and groom myself immaculately

> work out constantly and groom myself immaculately
> chubby layabout still has giant cock
Life ain't fair, guys.

Can I gag on your cock in RL?

What workout routine? Macros?

That's not my cock, my point is that it's frustrating seeing some fat beta swinging a massive dick around

Well how big is your dick?

Here it is flaccid.

Hehe, that's not a bad size, it'd still have me gagging

stop being nigger you fag

This seems gay

Maybe :P a mouth is a mouth though

That's not flaccid.
If you're gonna lie on the internet, don't have fucking photo evidence of it.
That's obviously a fucking semi.

For the constant workout and immaculate shaving - you look like you have fat thighs and your trim job is shit.
And your semi looks decent

Uhh... my semi points up somewhat... it doesn't hang down. What's your problem? I just pulled it out to take the pic then... unless I always have a semi...

Sure. Sure you do.

Come on no need to fight and all, I'd suck him off even if that's a semi, and yours too

Here's an erect pic. I wish it wasn't so thin ... ugh

I have a tiny flaccid one (3.5 inch) but thankfully it doubles in size when I'm hard.

Still, next to some of the ones people post on here I seem to be tiny :O

Girls would drool for a cock like that user, you've got nothing to be worried about

pretty sure op is gay

Gay guys would drool for that then.

>Works out constantly
There is no physical proof. You look like any typical white guy who has a high metabolism and maybe runs a couple times a week. But go ahead and keep telling yoruself that.
>Giant Cock
Is not flaccid, you are semi-hard. Even if it was flaccid, you'd be a shower not a grower. You are not that big.
You are driving your hand so far into your scrotum and taking pictures at angels that you think make it look bigger. Good try though, your probably little over 6 inches. Congratulations your American.

Thin?

What the fuck, watch less porn or something, your cock is huge

I'm a grower not a shower. My flaccid dick is small and turtles usually (my gf likes to play with it cause it's squishy) but my erect dick is like 6in. The girth is about 5.5 tho. I want exercises to make it bigger. Anyone have anything good?

ever heard of PEgym? if not then google it

what's your dimensions, brah?

I'm in OP's picture.. I'm fat but hung

Well it's 7" when semi... so no, it's not 6" when hard, nice try, loser

My dick is 5.5 inches, 4.5 inches around. I've never run into issues because of it, I'm bomb as fuck at giving head. Body count is 5 at 19.

need timestamp

Nice. Thanks I'll check it out

Literally the same dick what are you trying to pull OP

This. Stop worrying about dick size. You look big enough OP. But it that falls short, just eat pussy like a madman.

I have a 7 x 5 - 5.5 cock and I have only fucked 1 girl in my life. You know why? Because my head is all fucked up to the point where I think my dick is too small to please anyone. Meanwhile, my roommate at college (at that time) had a 5in rock hard boner, but was banging chicks left and right without problem

My point is, its not the dick, but the head you need to fix OP

I'm a man.
I have a penis.
I know what the fuck a semi looks like.

that cock isnt giant but giant cocks arent the best. they have to deal with teeth scrape every blowjob. forget throatfucking. and you cant go balls deep, not even close.

Same dick. why is op pretending to be 2 different people

>tfw no chubby bf with chubbier cock to blow while he plays vidya
why even live

The dick in the OP is much larger than that. It doesn't even look stuff. What crack are you smoking saying it looks giant?

I'm not? I said this was me And then I said this was me hard Then when someone said it wasn't even 6" etect, I measured my Semi in this pic

I mean this one

Do you guys not wear underpants or something? Mine's cooped up inside a pair of underwear inside a pair of jeans.

Kek. This is gold - and a great point.

* and OP dick doesn't even look stiff

You said the dick in your op wasn't yours when it is. So this thread makes no sense

I've heard that jelqing or whatever may work a LITTLE, but in the end, It's been apparently a cause of erectile dysfunction.

That's not my cock in the OP. It's this guys I saw him posting on Soc. although I don't think that's him in the thread

there are people on that site that claim to be jelqing for as long as 10 years without any complications, you just have to do it properly

They are the same cock

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The OP cock is far thicker than mine. And I'm uncircumcised. He isn't

Is that all you lil white boiz got?

Both are uncut it's the same dick lol stop lying op

>Having a circumcised cock

lol

I wish,
Do these even look vaguely similar

It's the same guy

I'd suck that. May I?