My gf and I are trying to get some birth control but don't know how. she says she wants the implant thing that you put into your arm. I'm still unclear about it tho. do I need health insurance? idk if I have any, she has it but her mom doesn't know we're sexually active. is there any way to go about doing this or do I just need health insurance?
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How old are you 13? XD
Go to planned parenthood. They have BC for poor people. It will cost money but that's the cheapest place to go if you don't have insurance.
Do you have any serious answers?
what a delicious looking pussy, id love to like the cum off of it
Oh really? Nice thanks! Do you happen to know the prices or do they change?
>13?
>XD
Leave, summerfag, this isn't the place for you. Try 9gag.
Condoms? The Pill? Did you have sexual education and do you know where the dick goes?
If you are so scared of her mom finding out use a condom or fuck her in the ass.
In all seriousness, Plan B / morning after pill would be the least expensive and most pleasurable if you're looking to fuck today or in the very near future. If you can wait a while longer to get your rocks off, have her go on regular birth control (the pill) which is less expensive than Plan B but takes a while of regular consumption to take effect.
We use condoms rn and I don't care if her mom find out. Idk about her tho
No I'm old. Haven't been there since high school. But I'd assume less than a couple hundred $.
If she wants the pill or something similar they'll do a pelvic exam first, so hopefully she doesn't mind a Nigerian doctor up in her pussy.
Only thing I can say is you're on the right path. Do everything you can to prevent the worst STD of all time, reproduction. Even if you start to think you want that, you don't. Don't ever let it happen
if you're sexually active you want to have insurance anyway.if your gf is using birth control and she still gets pregnant, they'll cover abortion and replacement birth control (depending on the policy ofc). i had an unfortunate experience like this recently and the insurance was a lifesaver.
Really the birth control didn't work? Want too explain?
Do you have kids? I see a lot that kids ruin marriages, but is it just a meme?
No, I don't. It's not really a meme either, in the usual sense of the word.
There are so many people out there already that we don't need any more. The chance that your child will do anything important is basically nil. The chance that your child will end up fucked up and useless and only really loved by you is high enough to be painful. The chance (statistically) that your child will cause serious harm or otherwise stress your relationship is pretty high, unless you're rich and powerful. Children are horribly expensive, both monetarily and psychologically. If you can avoid it, do so... children are a gamble with worse odds than most casino games, just... don't do it. Don't.
you go to a goddamn doctor and ask for it. fucking hell, this is why america is filled with retard babies who vote for whoever the tv is paid to tell them to.
On the other hand... if you can honestly take care of a child, have a ton of money sitting around (raising a child properly generally costs hundreds of thousands over the years, bit by bit), truly want little more in life than to "be happy with the wife", and you seriously want to settle down with one woman forever and any accident of birth or defects are no problem for you, go for it. The vast majority of people who think they want this change their minds later once they experience reality. Some get lucky and it's well worth it, but not everyone gets that lucky. Are you willing to take the risk of essentially ruining your life for such a gamble? Children can be great, but usually they're awful. Keep the sex, prevent the kids
Why do you feel so strongly about this. My gf and I are going to wait until we're like 40 or something before we have kids (if her eggs are still good by then).
Eggs are still good forever. Eggs are basically generated by birth, and they release one at a time (usually) throughout life. Sperm are generated constantly and carry the usually time-based genetic defects and such. Women should have children whenever they're most likely to create a live birth, men should have children as early as possible for the sake of fewer mutations.
That aside, it's just a... "thing", I guess. Her eggs will still be good until she's entirely incapable of having a child, so don't worry about that until she's 50-60.
It's philosophical, more than anything. At this point in humanity's progress, children are just as harmful as productive. They also ruin lives in the bad scenarios, and aren't worth it. If you can get by without taking the risk, that's good. If you can't, well... I hope you have a wonderful child that is worth the effort and pains
Depending on your state, you can go to planned parenthood. BTW the arm implant will make your chick fat, try a different one
Putting it as simply as I can, ugh... Unless you are absolutely sure you can take care of a child properly and are enough of an inspiration yourself to do it right, and definitely have the resources to do so and want nothing else, don't do it. You may be *that* person, but you probably aren't.
Maybe what you want from life is children, your wife needs them and she makes you happy beyond all else, whatever. Sometimes even illogically it's the best idea, but avoiding the problem isn't so bad
Tell her to go on the pill .. the thing in the arm is a super high dose and may be too much for her which causes hormonal bullshit that u have to deal with 24/7 instead of just afew days in the month,
If shes lazy to drink pills tell her to get a copper thing in her pussy
>i forgot how it was called
>google copper birth control or copper pussy or whatever itll come up
id recommend a copper implant in her vagoo, anything with hormones just garantees a bat shit crazy cunt
>copper thing pussy
Oh that'll get amusing results.
Not necessarily bad though
But yeah, it's true. The chances of her getting pregnant and refusing to abort for one reason or another are painfully high. Unless you are totally sure you want a child, avoiding the thing altogether is ideal. Don't (initially) pay much attention to "what to do when it's happening" and put your confidence into prevention
Fuck off the copper one has more complications, the hormone ones are fine and only take 1-3 months to adjust to it
keep telling yourself that buddy, ill follow your thread in 2 years whining about your bastard child birth because your girlfriend thought it was romantic to stop taking the pill and get preggers
Seriously, women who are into avoiding babies are also notoriously into demanding babies once they're pregnant and hormones change their mind. Don't let it happen, children are awful even if they're great kids