Daily reminder of you don't have these three traits, you're not white

Daily reminder of you don't have these three traits, you're not white.
>Lactose tolerant
>Blonde or red hair (Dirty blondes accepted, but frowned upon.)
>Blue or green eyes.

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You forgot pink nipples

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>>Blonde or red hair
lmao

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those are the ugliest fucking bikinis

i got 2 out of 3 what does that make me

>it's a JIDF divide and conquer shill thread

Sage and report.

>We know exactly how Jesus looked like.

Toothpaste

>(Dirty blondes accepted, but frowned upon.)

what if I'm dirty blond but have some patches in my beard and other body hair that are completely blond and even copper colored (very few though?

I think this is all a silly ass notion.

Reminder that no one is truly white as everyone originated from shitskins

>A DNA analysis of the man’s tooth has also revealed that although he was more closely related to modern-day Scandinavians that to any other European group, he had the dark-skinned genes of an African

independent.co.uk/news/science/revealed-first-ol-blue-eyes-is-7000-years-old-and-lived-in-a-cave-9086310.html

>Red hair

Think about it, do you really want potato niggers as the flagship for our race?

My family is from the British isles and helped build western society.
There are many blonde haired blue eyed jews
Are you saying they are white and I am not?
Also gingers are disgusting.

This desu

DING DING DING DING

i have some shit in the middle, am i still white?

>we know nothing of genetics so he must be black or something

Well Jesus really wasn't white

Isn't it the non-whites that are lactose intolerant?

Lactose intolerance is for Asians and niggers you retard.

Mediterraneans are the master race.

>shit
>shit
>shit
>HNNNNNNNNNGH

Anyway, stop being so obsessed with traits.

You know that iris scans are more unique than fingerprints?

>we dont know how arameans look like

>I'll willingly ignore every other examples

>Dirty blondes accepted, but frowned upon.
What the actual fuck?

Another point: Hitler had brown hair you fucking dolt.

I meet all those traits, but I disagree with the blonde hair one. there are people with light brown hair and as long as they have green or blue eyes, they are white

What of those with hazel eyes?

The Brazilian first lady.

They aren't. But they're honorary Aryans.

You automatically lose tolerance to lactose after not drinking milk for a while.
Brown hair is also mostly a white feature.

HOW DO I DELET IT REEEEEEEEEE MODS DELET MY POST DELET DELET

Jesus can you fucking read you spastic

>Ariel
>Shit

>>wikipedia/white
The fuck outta here, divide and conquer shill.

I only know 4 of them

SON YOU'RE SPECIAL YOUR EYES AREN'T BROWN THEY ARE HAZEL, AND ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL HAZEL!

>can drink milk
>brown hair, goes dirty blonde-ish in the summer. Beard is ginger in the right light too.
>brown eyes, turn green in the summer

White people can get all hair/eye colors.

Stop being a faggot and embrace our variety.

exactly

seriously - why don't threads like this get instantly pruned?

it would improve Sup Forums a whole lot if there weren't a thousand of these a day

Lactose intolerance is not for white people lol, white people have been drinking cows milk for centuries. It's shitskins and others that can't drink the stuff

Where is Hitler?!?
captcha: select the juice

yes

>american education

OP said lactose TOLERANT.

Step it up, Nigel.

I want to spill my man yogurt all over that bitch with the strip shirt on

>Bach
>Beethoven
>white

topkek, what will you crackas thing of next

>lactose tolerant
>red hair
>blue eyes

Good system, OP

dirty blonde + red/blonde/brown beard, u wot m8?

Thanks man

I automatically read it as intolerant.

I fall into all three categories though (dirty blonde in summer), so my idiocy is dismissed as I'm white.

>mfw I had bright blonde hair most of my life
>mfw it's turned dirty blonde
>mfw my dad's did the same thing and his is now brown.

At least I have rlly blue eyes though.

>more
>unique
You can't be >more unique, that would defeat the purpose of unique.

This.
>Medblood mutt with dark eyes shines light directly in eye
>T-they're not black, they're hazel!

What if I have blue eyes and I'm lactose tolerant but have brown hair? Am I white Sup Forums???

>lactose tolerant as fuck
>dark brown hair
>green eyes

Daily reminder that Sven is purer then all of you.

Sven apriciation thread when?

Also Denmark is mixed with italian monks.

SPBP

OK Chalkey Whiteman.

is this some kind of cry for help, we cant help you if you wont tell us where jammal put his cock

My hair is brown and my eyes are blue.

REMINDER THAT IF YOU DO NOT HAVE BROWN CURLY HAIR BROWN EYES AND BROWN OR BLACK HAIR WITH A LIGHT TAN YOU ARE BARBARIAN SWINE OR A WHORE AND NO TRUE ROMAN
SPQR SPQR SPQR
DEUS VULT

My beard is red, does that count?

how can i achieve such achievment to have colour of my hair and eyes to your liking

Pale here but I tan particularly well. Can I join your order?

tfw im
>6'4", 205 lbs, athletic build
>bleach blonde hair
>blue eyes
>lactose tolerant

life's good

i would smash the one in pink anus

I did it too desu.


my nigga

>all these fukkbois saying blond is better
>lions with darker manes are considered better mates because of higher testosterone levels


BLONDIES BTFO

>tfw dark brown eyes and black hair
what am I Sup Forums?

Im the proto scandinavian white.. but lactose intolerant

what are you doing user? bunch of dead-eye fool whores

White.

>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>pure franconian lineage goes back at least 5 generations
>can't tolerate high doses of lactose
should I just off myself??

By being born the master Roman race, the original true whites.
We are accomodating to anyone not above a certain melanin level though.
Yes.

i am lactose tolerant
i have some red hair
i have green eyes

guess what faggot? im not white

OD on milk

Brown eyes and brown hair doesnt mean youre Med, you retarded burger

so these are ok to be roman?

Jesus was a nigger

>Most of the world has Brown hair or brown eyes
>Surprised when a majority of people have these traits

wew lad

>some

a fucking leaf

They are white degenerates who shun the teachings of the gods and socrates on attaining physical peak, and should be no better than the women who tend horses.

>mix of German and Swedish ancestry
>extremely light skin
>lactose tolerant, consume gallons of milk a week
>bright blue eyes
>6'4" tall
>light brown hair

TIL I'm not white. Should I just kill myself because my hair is one shade short of being blonde?

I feel very conflicted here, am I really a shitskin????

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What if I only developed lactose intolerance after I was 25?

Otherwise I'm red hair/green eyes of Scottish and English descent.

this.
White is about race,culture etc..
I fucking hate people who say "nordic mustard race, mediterannean mustard race, etc.,.
We should work together

I have black hair but really blue eyes. Also my family is 100% white for at least 3 generations.
I also eat and drink dairy every day with no problems.
AND I have skin about as white as the girl on the left. And red in my beard.

So you're saying that because I have black hair, i'm not white?

obviously moorish blood, kys lad, you had a good run

so I'm white?

Hitler had blue eyes

I have blonde hair and blue eyes but I'm 5'7

>tfw you will never have the kind of self-confidence it takes to wear vagina-floss to the beach

I have 2 of the 3. And I'll throw in my pink nipples as well since I guess that's a good indicator.

You look like a kike

are you atleast cute? to be a trap

If you're a girl get swole
if you're a guy don't be a fucking faggot

either way artificial bodies are comming in 10-20 years so wait until then.

>As blond haired, blue eyed, Aryan-looking motherfucker as you can ever find
>Lactose intolerant
Well, shit. What am I then?

I'll help you user of lesser intelligence

>Nikola Tesla
Inventor of: AC (alternating current), induction motor, neon lamp, tesla coil, and other pretty important stuff. Some people credit him to have invented things which are very controversial, among those a death ray.
>Jesus Christ
The son of god
>Michelangelo
The dude who painted that picture of Adam touching god and made that naked standing sculpture, also painted a big church
>René Descartes
The dude who said "I think therefore I am", an outstanding french philosopher and mathematician. He also gives her the dick
>Ludwig van Beethoven
He made für Elise, his symphony No. 9 which is in Die Hard, and that dundundun duuuuuuuuuhh song.
>Fyodor Dostoyevsky
A Russian who wrote the book crime and punishment
>Johann Sebastian Bach
Made the original sample for Ave Maria, which someone later remixed with vocals and stuff.
>Edwin Hubble
The dude who realized there was more to space than the milky way
>Alexander Graham Bell
Invented the telephone among other things
>Nicolaus Copernicus
He said the earth was not the center of the universe
>Johannes Kepler
Excellent scientist who liked lenses, eyes, and planetary motion.
>Ferdinand Magellan
The dude who first circumvented the earth
>Isaac Newton
The dude who got an apple on his head and invented gravity (well tried defining gravity among many other things)

a white kike?