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reaching heaven by violence edition

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Grace

just shaved this

alri lads

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/brit/ went to utter shit around half way through 2016

Filled with utter reddit cancer, newshittery along with liberal/communist invasions from /leftypol/

Don't even know why I still come to this shithole.

CP don't click
never click a link from poland desu

time to do something rather cheeky

having a go

When they interviewers are too informal. I generally try to be professional until I see them get a little less formal. This one interview the two people kept texting each other on their apple watches and giggling. Then after every response would turn my answer into a weakness. I wasn't offered the job but I wouldn't have taken it abyway

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Nothing wrong with being a communist tbph

People really like me but I don't understand why.

I swear to God Almighty there's no stopping me

a spliff perhaps?

hope you told them that one day all their dreams will turn to ashes before you left

way ahead of you

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nice single link you mong

If you're poor why would you want to study in the UK? It isn't cheap here, especially in Cambridge.

packing up my suitcases lads

quite

my man

Already replied to this
Don't appreciate that you ignored me

banned from Sup Forums again

@74190987
>He's so proud of his autistic post, he posts it twice
sad!

the bf

Football is only enjoyed by the common rabble.
Anyone who has read a single book in their entire life would never watch it.

Came back to Brit after a couple of months and I see the banter is dead and we have a bunch of foreigners

let's hope to god they don't make a may/sturgeon version of this

that ginger beard lad still here

What if the book was a footballer's autobiography?

Where did you find this picture of me?

Watching mothman prophecies. Very spoopy

>900 pages of kicking balls

People who buy them only look at the pictures of the footballs and the footballer.
t. reader of real books

>over 1 billion pakis have kissed this

Admittedly /brit/ is a very strong argument to vote leave

I'm the guy who was going to the Sikh-run liquor store. Got a good pint of Brandy; St.Remy, cheap but damn good. The cashier put on a smile at first, but then just sort of sighed and neither of us said a word as the transaction took place.

Gotta say, I'm starting to depress myself.

Good to know

breathing an air

don't let him judge you lad

It's why I voted

hahaha you deviant you

No wonder the pizza was taking so long to come, I checked and I'd accidentally selected to collect

I phoned up and explained and they're delivering now, apparently it's been on the hot tray so it's still fine?

Fun fact: some people in this thread still think it's a good idea to drink beer aka piss

mong

I once made an order to collect at this Indian place on just eat, I turn up and the fucking place had shut down, luckily I was paying by cash

How about reintroducing wolves to the British Isles?

beer tastes like vile tramp piss

and a lot of them post under a british flag lmoao

I've always found it really awkward at liquor stores because the people who work there try to be warm and inviting, but a lot of people who go there are hopelessly depressed. What a state of affairs.

no

False. I'm a Patriots fan and I've read Infinite Jest, Gravity's Rainbow, Ulysses... the list could go on.

>Not using Deliveroo or Hungry House

Why have you tasted tramp piss?

youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0

howling

he's tasted it enough to rate it as well
beer tastes like VILE tramp piss, meaning he's had tramp piss that is better

true
I've already paid by card, I'm only round the corner from the store but they're still not here

Limes>Lemons

Millwall and Bengals fan
Also read infinte jest
Meet me for a scrap over NFL and the themes in David Foster Wallace's works

why not just collect

using my cum rag as a tissue lads, smells like my cum x

dont believe you

>there are people in this thread right now who support the alt-right
haha you're all joking right? You're not actually autistic racists?

fuck off then

rate the 'cut lads

Bigot

don't drink
have no friends so idk. at school i thought a few of them drunk a lot

Tom?

>Do you part yours to the left or right?

just another reason not to masturbate
Since I've stopped wanking I've become a lot smarter

I think most of them are joking lol, but I bet one or two didn't realise and started supporting it seriously

53 minutes since I ordered the pizza

I fucked up, don't even want it now

I drink most nights but I try to keep it minimal
its still a worrying habit

no alcohol left in my house i could really drink without wanting to heave

gay

No wagecuckery until Tuesday, lads.

Except my boss has asked us all if she can call us if anything kicks off so unpaid on-call it is.

JUST

get them to deliver it to me x

*sharts all over the tea and biscuits isle*

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big soft bums

>enter thread
>see leaf post
thread ruined

Ok, what's your address? x

what do you think lads?

need to know if this is janny-viable lads

Literally nothing to do for three days.

brighton

>scotland

Stop that IMMEDIATELY.

Who here /East Anglia/

bit bent

right round the corner from me haha alri

bit rude

*poos in your burger*

not rude enough

honestly used to really like the idea of going to Canada but leaf posters on /brit/ completely fucked that up for me

alri, let's meet this lad that's coming up in a couple weeks and go for a drink or something

*murders you*

how's that for rude?

>All the edgy girls love Canada

Why? Why would you go to Canada when you can go to the second greatest country on Earth. America

Would you meet up with someone from /brit/ if you found out they lived within a half hour of you?

>boss getting gay married
>invites us to ceremony
>have to watch this and pretend there is literally nothing wrong with what I'm seeing

Me and my wife both post on /brit/. It's really helped us bond since I've introduced her to it.