Just share your secrets, this is a safe place

Just share your secrets, this is a safe place.

When we were drunk my friend told me that he loves me more than he loves his girlfriend.

Im ugly

i'm gay

I pee in bottles because I dont want to leave my room

I do the same

who doesnt??

Show your piss bottles Sup Forumsros

I've fogotten what good sex is like, my girl dosent cum tried everything. But I love her too much to leave, I'm sexualy bored and horny all the time.

I post on Sup Forums.

dont have any right now, i get rid of them on trashday, which was yesterday.

does that mean he's gay or does that mean he doesn't love his girlfriend all that much?

Love isnt real

Spend your time pumping for fun
not for some made up bullshit

I think it's both.

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yeah, the novelty of putting you dick in a vagina wears off quickly, it's not just u

i had sex with a submissive girl in a garage during relationship. Its the kind of garage that is connected to the neighbours and only a "fence" is between

Holy shit checkd

ive done this before. can't anymore bc gf

its habbeninggz!!

Post pics

eat her out? bdsm? test some kinks?

Back in my kindergarden time, i told a friend as a joke that im going to shit in the yard. unfortunately, i did it. I still dont know why.

i fucked my best friend with my girlfriend secretly watching

I shower in the shower, push the shit down the hole with my toes or hands.

This hit home bro

Basically you waffle stomp.

When I was 10 I let 6 years old friend touch my penis, both males. I was weird kid

i was molested by a 9 year old kid

im a guy

hmm do you guys know each other maybe?

I want to die but I am to worried about the consequences of killing my for my family but I'd love it if someone pushed me in front of a train or I got some illness that would kill me. #pleaseGiveMeCancerAllah

I just started this carton 20 mins ago (still warm)
Red bull cans are full

this one time at band camp i accidentally a 10yo flute girl with my trombone

Why do you want to die, user-kun?

I jerk off to tranny porn

I'm a black dude and wasn't into fucking white women until this cuck thing took off.


Now I cant stop...

bmp

You guys wont believe this but hey what do i care. This moment changed my life. Posted this cpl days ago, wanna share again

2003 be 23
Having lunch break on a park bench downtown. Real nice summer day, people everywhere. Wasn't paying attention when the person sitting next to me left, but noticed they had left a sports bag under the bench. I was going to leave it well alone thinking it probably had gross sweaty gym gear in there. But something kept telling me to check it out. I pretended it was mine, leaned down and unzipped it a little.
> See some $20s and $50s.
Instantly put food down pick up bag fuck off as quickly but calmly as I can. Didn't even think about being a good citizen, just thought 'fuck there's probably a grand there, I'm taking it, finders keepers.'
Walked a block opened the bag a little more and realised it was full of money. Can't go back to work with this

Freak out, sweating wondered if someone is following me. Hail a cab, go a few blocks, got out, hail another then went straight home. Sitting in the back I looked further in, bags of dope and just bundles of cash. Biggest rush of my life
Get home call boss say I had vomited. Won't be back tomorrow either. Tipped the money onto bed started counting. When i get to $10k and barely made a dent in the pile knew i had scored fucking big.
> Final tally $38,090.
Get rid of drugs. Hid money under the house. Didnt even tell my wife. Thought it safer that way. Slowly spent it over the next decade on odd things, groceries, dinner, pizzas, movies, lottery tickets, scratch card that kind of thing.

My heart still pounds when I think about that moment. And fuck it was amazing counting all that money on my bed, I just kept laughing and punching the air like Tom Cruise or some shit.
Still think about my good luck, feel sorry for the guy who would've gotten dealt to real hard for losing that bag. But hey, that was his problem

Tldr: keep your eyes open. You never know what good fortune might come your way

I used to have a female roommate a couple years back. When she would piss me off I'd shoot a load in her shampoo/body wash.

I really wanna know what's it like to torture and kill someone I don't like.

Just saw my niece for the first time in 8 years and honestly i would fuck her brains out.

I'd prefer Loli over real girls

I work on the railway doing tickets and I constantly let people off, if your 16 and look young then your 15 and are getting a child ticket.

Got a wrong zone ticket ? Who the fuck cares

Got a MOD pass ? Come right in buddy

Why do I do it ? Just to piss of my work colleague who is a jobs worth

you do realize that everything your ISP can store everything you post on Sup Forums?

I breathe Oxygen.

I challenge the ISP to come after me with their shitty legal team, full force and guns blazing

The only Time i feel anything good at all is when im stoned , besides that i either dont feel anythign at all or pure hatred towards the World in general.

Nah you're fucking fine no homo

I hate my wife for getting cancer . She refused to get it checked out now everything is fucked .

When I was 6 me and my male cousin used to kiss. I didn't know about that was considered being Gay at the time

Shit man. That's bad. Youre ok to be angry about this. People gotta pay attn to their bodies.

Did you spend all of it user?

Someone Def died

Iv done this too. College level life bro

Lucky motherfucker

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I mean are you open to that kind of thing?

I did yeah. Just little purchases. I didn't want to do anything that aroused suspicion. Never told a soul, especially my wife. Well she was actually my gf back then.
She would've splurged on something, paid off credit cards, blabbed to someone.
Took a while to spend it. Might be hard to believe but it takes a long time to spend nearly $40k on little things. Just lived a second life no one knew about. We had our home budget, you know $100 a week on groceries, $30 on lunches. But I was having nice lunches almost every day some weeks spending $300 on food.

But was real nice always having cash available. Miss those days.

Yep, I think you're right. I try not to dwell on this. I spent the first month worrying that someone would track me down and take me out. Stupid dangerous thing to do, but in my case got away with it

I do the same thing college level shit

I really think I'm about to rape someone and kill her whole family if she manages to be a bitch to me one more time

when I was 6 I had sex with my 8 years old sister.
We saw sex scene in TV Show and we decided to try do the same.
Today we act like it has never happened

i crossdress

wearing a dress, pantyhose, heels, bra with D forms right now

i wish i could dress like this daily

greentext
did you successfully penetrate her?

>6 and 8
>green text plez
... you fucking pedo

welcome to Sup Forums

Do it and apply for a job at Google,

mines boring, i pretended to be a girl, seduced some freak on the Lineage 2 mmo and robbed his whole account which he trusted me after months of pretending. I had to force through his dick pics on Telegram messenger and listen to his bullshit for weeks. Lots of good loot though, shared it with my friends and sold a lot of stuff.

I don't think so. We also tried anal but she was too tight
But I remember that I was saying pulsation instead of orgasm

Yeah I think so.

lol, cute

Fuck her selfishly . It feels good. She might enjoy it too, but don't give a fuck about her needs.

I shower in the shower too.

I'm a femanon. This afternoon I tried to parallel park and accidentally hit a bunch of people at a protest. I drove away and ditched my car, pinning it on some fat white guy.

I regularly have sex with my sister, been doing it for years

I'm 20 y.o. man, but sometimes i dream about being a girl. Girl which lives in XVII century, grows the flowers, doesn't care about technology and wears clothes like this on picture.

>pinning it on some fat white guy

How does ditching your car = it's a white guy's fault?

Me too!

I have a thing for my sisters best friend and I think she's got a thing for me

good luck having a shower in XVII century, i'm sure you will stink like hell

Maybe you should not be fucking retarded and just stay away from that person instead

I don't need shower. The nature is enough. Rain/Rivers/Sea and others :P

you have multiple open cans of piss on your desk!? hardcore next level sheeeeeeit

I have no idea who I am. I don't feel like an actual person. Everything feel surreal. I hope I wake up and this is all a dream or smth.

I fell hopelessly in love with this girl that ghosted me. I was almost over it, then I relapsed when I saw her out in town... with another dude.

IDK why this happened. It makes no sense, had one night with this girl that now wants nothing to do with me and ghosted and yet here I am moping around listening to songs about unrequited love.

>tfw its been two months

I secretly manipulate my girlfriends life to make it shitty so that she continues to cut herself because selfharm turns me on.

She probably ended up with amazing skin and hair from all the extra amino acids and nutrients.

Control my pinay soon to be wife with guilt trips to the point she literally is my sex slave and fuck her in all three holes

I'm fascinating with mom-son porn & incest stories, but have never found my real mom sexy or wanted to have sex with her. Weird, I know.

You're not, quit trying to fish for compliments or gouge out your eyes because obviously they're defective.

I'm developing a plan to rip off drug dealers. I know where several drop points are , but so far haven't got a fail safe plan to pull it off without getting caught......soon!

i've been molested when 10 yo, then rejected by girls in puberty, have fetish for peeing myself, now i can't find a girl and feel like i'll be 4ever alone

Once in a while my gf lets her nieces, 9 & 11yo, watch us having sex. Usually at night in the living room with us on one couch and them on the other next to ours.

I have a deal with my friend's girlfriend. Almost always when he is in job I go to her house and I let her piss on my body. She is sadist, I'm masochist. My friend doesn't know about it.

Ate all my wife's M&M's and blamed on the kids.
She grounded them and took their ipads away....I don't even care.

I'm hacking one of my best friends phone to see the shit he says about me and maybe leak his nudes. (His girlfriend is a very persuading slut)

Yea duuuude

>friend of mine breeds rats and mice as food for owls and snakes
>ask friend if they would be safe for human consumption
"Sure user, would you like to try it?"
>he said it in joking manner
>immediately ask how much he's willing to pay me to eat one pinkie (a newborn rat)
"I'll give you 10€"
>i accept
>he starts unfreezing the pinkie in hot water
>as a sign of good faith he gave me a slice of lemon to go with it
>pick this rat with no fur, the size of thumb
>take a bite
>instantly i was hooked
>but i couldn't show it
>make a disgusted face as i chow down the bowls and bones of this little mammal
>it felt good, made me feel like an animal
>get my bet money but what i really wanted was more pinkies
>friend also sold snakes
>figure that if i buy a snake it would be okay to buy more pinkies
>buy a snake to get more pinkies
To this day i still indulge in this animalistic pleasure and each time i feed my reptile pet i partake in this ritual

I've been fucking my fiancee's best friend by 1 year now.
I've been with my fiancee by 7 years now, and she has known her friend by 12,they know each other since grade school.
I don't even like her friend, we are just attracted to each other.

I cant stop laughing lmfaooooo

I have a snake should i try?

neat