You have 10 SECONDS to name a dumber way to travel than by helicopter

You have 10 SECONDS to name a dumber way to travel than by helicopter.

Coochmobile

>catapault

Your moms vagina

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Chopping yourself up and mailing yourself to another location to be put together

you win!

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helicopter is pretty safe. google autorotation and smarter every day

Single person submarine.

Speed boat

Motorcycle

Surfin on dem graviton waves bruh

coyote's van from mexico

ban them

Riding your mom bareback.

capybara

Heelies

Hoverboard

Ride in a Blackhawk for a few hours and I'm sure your opinion will change, faggot.

No thanks, I'm not retarded.

Have you rode in one? I doubt it

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Goat chariot.

catapult

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segway
pogo stick
heelies

Dude, velocipedes are awesome.

Hydrofoil

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nah cmon hydrofoils and hovercrafts and ekranoplans are awesome

They look awesome but they usually suck

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>not going everywhere by dandy horse
omg wtf lmao smh atm tbh etc

Transporter, if you're a red shirt

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