My gf refuses to give me oral. She will fuck whenever I want it though. At first I thought she just wasn't comfortable doing it with someone she just started dating, but now every time I ask I just get a smile and no answer.
I have a huge oral fetish, I think i'm gonna be done with her soon. Femanons, if you don't suck dick you will always be dumped. It's that fucking simple.
Do you eat her out?
no :( she won't let me do that ... I really like to do that too, and I'm really good at it (oh they're faking) k explain why they squirt then
>k explain why they squirt then
kek, you're getting pissed on. :D:D:D:D
Throat rape her? Then again, she'll probably leave you if you do what I did.
>gf refused to give oral
>we're in hot tub
>get bad anxiety over what I want to do
>finally say fuck it
>start stroking myself
>force her head under
>throat rape her
>end up pinning her to the side of the hot tub holding her down underwater
>keep fucking her mouth
>she's scratching the living shit out of my stomach and punching me
>let her up for a second
>she's screaming at me and begging me to stop
>put her back under
>continue until I cum in her mouth
>she hops out of the tub, leaves and tells all of her friends what I did
Yep, so all of her friends know I nearly drowned and raped her mouth. Fucking bitch. Serve your duty as a woman and what your lips were designed for or get the fuck out.
Now I just date around using social media for blowjobs. It's working out much better.
>do you feel bad?
Nope. I kind of wanted to drown her. I didn't want to let her up.
underage kids aren't allowed on this board
My first wife wouldn't suck dick either. She ended up cheating on me too. Drop them sluts that don't suck dick. They are cheating whores.
piss drinker.
maybe your dick tastes like shit
im sorry you have never experienced a woman's vagina convulsing on your dick followed by extreme wetness and squirming, so sorry you just get to hear mild moans while she thinks about the other guy
so sorry user
Some girls just don't like sucking dick. I don't know what to tell you. I can't say I blame them, eating pussy sucks too and I'll only do it to make her happy.
nah had plenty of girls go down on me without any comments and i have good hygiene, she's just conservative and thinks oral isn't natural
eating pussy doesn't suck if the girl doesn't smell and she squirms around, its nice i enjoy it a lot
this is true, just like some guys just wont eat the salty clam, since it just doesn't taste good.
Different strokes for different folks. I'm not a fan and would much rather just be fucking.
I had a GF in the past who said she didn't suck dick
needless to say I dropped her
the porn squirting is different than the slow dribble of cum, once again, i'm so sorry you've never experienced this
iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing/
you enjoy them incontinent women, user! more power to ya.
You need a girl with an oral fixation bro don't waste your time with this bitch. My girl thinks of oral as making love to me with her mouth she loves to pleasure me however she can.
>may
It's piss, mate! You can justify any way you want, it's still piss. Accept it.
Am I the only one who thinks blowjobs aren't that great?
yeah i know it just fucking sucks to know you are breaking up with a girl because she won't give you a blowjob
but i know it will be worse if i let it stay liek this and i end up cheating on her
nope
Dump her. I give my boyfriend anal, oral and vaginal, that should be expected
this is really weak b8 dude, i've been here for almost a decade, there is literally nothing you can post that would make me feel self conscious or doubt anything lol, my suggestion would be to lurk more and hone your skills, because this is just cringe worthy
traps don't count, otherwise tits or gtfo
Been there. She's a prude and she won't improve. Dump immediately.
LMAO @ you
you really got into a relationship with a girl who doesn't do oral?
her one and only use is to pleasure her man and she can't even do that right.
Yea and some girls don't really like the taste of cum if she doesn't wanna do anything then if you love her deal with it if you wanna get out of the relationship do it or talk to her and try to coke to some sort of agreement
I cba to timestamp, but here's a pic me nude
ya i know it was fucking stupid
You should point out to her that her mobile, her laptop, her car, her hair dryer and her dildo are all unnatural too and that she should get rid of all of them. None of those things occur naturally.
no
>followed by extreme wetness
Piss.
Not denying vaginal discharge, but you're the one mistaking it for something else.
>i've been here for almost a decade
Kek, you're at most a summer young, mate.
Yes
nothing showed up in reverse image search, still might just be rando pic without timestamp but i'm too low on oral sex to give a fuck
nice dubs
Done right they are all enjoyable acts. I can understand a girls reluctance to anal if someone previously tried to force it and was painful, but if the guy takes is time and is gentle (at least until she is comfortable) then she can really get off on it.
Dudes probably watch to much porn
dude your microdick
you have no power here
You're beautiful, boyfriend is a lucky guy.
If real...bravo!
...
>being this naive and beta
RUN.
my wife hasnt blown me since clinton was in office
jesus. kik?
Make sure you drink lots of pineapple juice daily and also fruit smoothies. All your body fluids will taste sweet, even your cum. But you have to do it daily & forever because one day will not make a difference, you have to do it every single day.
Your saliva will be sweet, your cum will be sweet and she'll WANT to do it. The cum will supplement her with amino acids, make her hair nicer and everyone will be happy.
Good luck!
Your girlfriend was uncaring, but if you did that to her you don't deserve any better
here come the whiteknights to congratulate this woman on breathing.
congratulations on being born
Fuuuuuuuug
t. psychopath
I'll accept your disgraceful surrender. Not being able to back your own words, but retorting to old memes, Mr.Piss. I bid you adieu!
No Kik sorry, I post my body on Sup Forums somewhat frequently
You have a beautiful pussy... I would love to lick it and suck on your clit until you came 3x
i know i want to talk about it, it's great
Very nice...
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Any pics of your ass?
I would assfuck the girl your posting dude.
Timestamp is mandatory
Yeah.... I would lick you from your asshole to your clit, over and over and over...nice and slow...
It's me, but it's 2:22am in England and my boyfriend is asleep next to me, I can't timestamp sorry
No oral? Show her the door.
more w face
>trusting IFLScience
>not having a pee fetish
my boner is diamonds
>just reads the titles
Good luck believing fucking Reddit without doing your own research.
spread asshole and timestamp now
I definitely believe you
dump all the pics you have of this girl though
don't stop now i've already decided it's worth a wank
I believe you.
Do you fap jizz a lot to these pics?
>It's me
my bf just traded places with me... it's tru plz.
...
This is from when I posted in an old thread, I honestly can't timestamp now
it comes from a womans piss bag you retard, it isn't full on urine because its not ready to be pissed out yet, opening her up and plowing her makes her pee
does he mind you posting
lmao
what are those beverages? tango?
That's actually my picture. You're literally posting all my pictures from my previous thread
prove it
OP went from piss drinking to catfish...
No not at all
Tango yeah
And what do you mean from my thread? These pictures have been circulating for awhile
>worms
Suck your boyfriends dick while he is sleeping...
so what if a girl is into the taste of cum but doesnt do much oral because of the jaw pain from it?
Put the whole thing in your mouth and take a pic
i saved a couple. im gonna jerk off to you later
I can't timestamp right now my boyfriend is asleep
stfu
I want the whole pics of this girl
>bf asleep
>can't write
Go away faggot! You suck massive ass.
The person who said that isn't me btw, but some sad user
have toy told her how you feel ? maby if you tell her this she might just give you one
OP is mostly a troll. I actually am a guy that doesn't like getting head. For me, a blowjob is mostly just teeth grinding against my cock. Too much girth.
Blowjob are mostly overrated. I've had a few good ones, but nothing is nearly as fun as wrecking a pussy with the ol' meatclub.
>has sex whenever they like
>complains about no oral
These are advanced levels of autistic whining.
I highly suggest you start trying to kill yourself, it'll do the world some good.
so alpha mate. Fuck that bitch to death
Gives a completely new meaning to choking orgasm
anal is better anyways. I can do without oral. I get it in a way cause I couldn't date a girl who did frequent anal. (protip: me n my gf do anal 80% of the time)
UK? Me to! Where abouts?
fucking sodomite get aids and die u pig
Apparently mouth an genitials shouldnt touch