recently caught my friend watching horse porn. need a nickname for him to make fun of watching horse porn
Recently caught my friend watching horse porn. need a nickname for him to make fun of watching horse porn
Grayson Edwards
Michael Kelly
Neigh-gger
Robert Bennett
Call him Mr. Hands.
Cooper Cook
Hoof-aggot
Lincoln Brooks
rip
Dominic Fisher
Call him op
Henry Gray
Muffin the Mule.
Kayden Rogers
Nothing wrong with watching horse porn, just call him friend :)
Tyler Cruz
pale rider or dark knight
Ryan Myers
clyde as in clydesdale
Bentley Price
Just call him horsecock. Then,any time a female asks you why that's his nickname(doubtful), you can tell the story.
Samuel Taylor
whats wrong with horse porn?
other than there's never real penetration
Christian Reyes
Upside-Down Cowboy
Christopher Jenkins
Underated
Samuel Powell
That's good, but what if he's a horse top?
Samuel Ortiz
...
Ethan Rogers
but srsly horses are hot
Cameron Lopez
excellent
Benjamin Long
If the horse is on top, the cowboy is upside down
If the cowboy is on top, the horse is upside down
Otherwise, they couldn't get the horsedick in the ass
Daniel Edwards
If the dude is fucking the horse, I mean. He's not a conventional cowboy, but he's still upright.
Asher Rodriguez
We're talking about someone who's craving the horsedick, are we not? He would much prefer getting fucked by the horse than fucking the horse.