poorly described vidya games
>war
>a good guy is a bad guy
>kill bad guy
>doesn't end the war you won the game anyway
Poorly described vidya games
MW2
ye
> kill good guys
> u sexy
> autistic fighting
>like a man
>would kill for him
>can't confess
Bayonetta?
> 4 people
> crying sad girl who rapes ur whole team
> big muscly guy throws cars and fucks ur shit up
> faggot in hoodie hurts ur chest
ye
Left 4 dead
yup
>Scientist
>Girlfriend
>Beach
>Castle
>Airship
>Fly away on Bird
>Win
Bioshock
> naked dudes everywhere
> stone boxes everywhere
> shots everywhere
> Bears fuck yo shit up
There was no girlfriend in Bioshock-
Rust?
>main plot of the story is literally dragon aids
>you travel with a loli, giganigga, a jew, a gook cat and joseph joestar around the region
>endgame is a grindfest
>have no memories of your childhood
>get a contract to kill the man who conquered the moon and give it back to their respective people
>hate his guts
>regain memories you are brothers
>dafuq
>kill your brother
>become like your brother an asshole and rule the moon
>now you're the contract
>end
No one knows probably cuz it was not really good lol
Crash bandicoot
yes
Come at me faggots
>be dork
>wear pot
>make root beer
>marry darkie version of hilldawg
>your father was a dairy farmer
>paranoid
>crazy ass girl appears to be committing murder
>becomes love interest
>mind powers
>become neo at the end
Killer is dead
>Russia builds a time machine and is stopping the Soviet Union's destruction
>becomes world leader
>time machine fucks Russia anyway
>end up dying to everything but what you're told not to do
Yup
Steins gate zero?
There was a plot point in one route where that happens, but not a major part of the story, so could be something else
You are empty?
Killer is dead was kinda lackluster in a few ways, but it had some fun combat and any story suda51 comes up with I enjoy, plus good old thematic comeback to killer7
any final fantasy game?
Nope
yandere simulator ?
>woah
>woah
>woah
>WOAH
>WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
>be on the red planet
>be an one-man-army
>kill faggots who throw fireballs
>war n' shit
>best friend dies
>other friend dies
>bad dude
>kill bad dude
>spaceman
>accident
>paranoia
>no one believes you
>your right
>too late people dead
red faction, not sure which one, but i'm sure it's red faction
dead space
Yeah
nope sry
You're right
DOOM!?
DOOM?
Pretty sure he's talkin about Doom
nope
ye
Modern Warfare 2?
>world war 1
>wife gets killed
>humanity on the brink of extinction
>your son is a scientist
Bf 1
fo4 too easy
>3 blokes kill some faggot monster whos' been shitting up the world
>1 gets fucked up after that and goes insane
>starts ruining shit
>it is up to you to stop him
>God appears
>you and your gay love kill God
>gay love tries to kill you
>both lose their right arms in the fight
Vacation
Sudden kidnapping
guest of honor at dinner
Fuck this shit im out
Hunt stuff and kill some people
>3 blokes kill some faggot monster who's been shitting up the world
>1 gets fucked up after that and goes insane
>starts ruining shit to try and unfuck himself
>it is up to you to stop him
Detective Conan? Friday the 13th?
Nope
Far cry 4?
Ye ye
guess this one
>be ancestor
>be on the east coast
>kill a bunch of lobsters
>fps
>good guy
>actually bad guy
battlefield 3
oh boy
>Steal a gun
>Fuck a purple rabbit
>Fight a giant bar of soap a bunch of times
>Steal your partner's panties
>Blow up a cat
>Carry your dead partner around
>Go to Hell
>Fight a giant head ferris wheel with your partner on your shoulder
Runescape
nope
> go to get some chick
> you eventually kill yourself
> she kills you a little later too
>be ooga booga
>turns out you are the special ooga booga
>must go on a journey
>fuck shit up
Highschool DxD
MW3, hell yeah
No
...what? the fuck are you smoking?
Well the dude wanted this girl, but she decapitated him or so I thought lol
nope
Ja
Its been years since I played it, but its still one of my favorites so:
> snow planet
> weird-ass monsters infest everything
> import mechs to kill monsters
> company who imported the mechs are assholes
> go to space station and fuck shit up
Lost planet
Yeah
> go to planet to get some wicked cool treasure
> woops, just a prank bro
Lost planet
Borderlands? Any of them
>kill my wife
>throw my son off a cliff
>I basically run the planet gg ez
Tekken series
Damn son, you got me quick
>The market for metal has crashed
>The market for crystal is booming
>The market for metal is booming
>The market for metal has crashed
>The market for crystal has crashed
>Alaska
>Weird people with guns
>Brother is an asshole
>Nigga stole that 'copter
>Get the girl eventually
>weeb scientist
Metal Gear Solid
Stay! Stay! People's Democratic Republic of Korea
Yeah gj
> wake up
>don't remember anything
>hiding and running from everything
>you press F alot to see in the dark
Soma
>daughter on the loose
>cop bitchin about stuff
>you are afraid of dogs
Nope. Close though
Amnesia?
>bowling
>bad acting
>good ragdoll
Yep!
>Musical dog
>Anything goes
>Even chinese
GTA IV
Here's a hint: the girl was idolized and worshipped
>disabled
>fuck mosquitos
>eggplants man
damn it was the bowling that gave it away
Crash bandicoot
>Naked
>Use sadness to kill deformed creatures
> possibly one of the worst games at doing what it meant to do
> opening was a total 180 on what the game was trying to accomplish
> like 5 places in total affect the story line
Binding of Isaac
Ye