Poorly described vidya games

poorly described vidya games
>war
>a good guy is a bad guy
>kill bad guy
>doesn't end the war you won the game anyway

MW2

ye
> kill good guys
> u sexy
> autistic fighting

>like a man
>would kill for him
>can't confess

Bayonetta?

> 4 people
> crying sad girl who rapes ur whole team
> big muscly guy throws cars and fucks ur shit up
> faggot in hoodie hurts ur chest

ye
Left 4 dead

yup

>Scientist
>Girlfriend
>Beach
>Castle
>Airship
>Fly away on Bird
>Win

Bioshock

> naked dudes everywhere
> stone boxes everywhere
> shots everywhere
> Bears fuck yo shit up

There was no girlfriend in Bioshock-

Rust?

>main plot of the story is literally dragon aids
>you travel with a loli, giganigga, a jew, a gook cat and joseph joestar around the region
>endgame is a grindfest

>have no memories of your childhood
>get a contract to kill the man who conquered the moon and give it back to their respective people
>hate his guts
>regain memories you are brothers
>dafuq
>kill your brother
>become like your brother an asshole and rule the moon
>now you're the contract
>end
No one knows probably cuz it was not really good lol

Crash bandicoot

yes

Come at me faggots
>be dork
>wear pot
>make root beer
>marry darkie version of hilldawg
>your father was a dairy farmer

>paranoid
>crazy ass girl appears to be committing murder
>becomes love interest
>mind powers
>become neo at the end

Killer is dead

>Russia builds a time machine and is stopping the Soviet Union's destruction
>becomes world leader
>time machine fucks Russia anyway

>end up dying to everything but what you're told not to do

Yup

Steins gate zero?
There was a plot point in one route where that happens, but not a major part of the story, so could be something else

You are empty?

Killer is dead was kinda lackluster in a few ways, but it had some fun combat and any story suda51 comes up with I enjoy, plus good old thematic comeback to killer7

any final fantasy game?

Nope

yandere simulator ?

>woah
>woah
>woah
>WOAH
>WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

>be on the red planet
>be an one-man-army
>kill faggots who throw fireballs

>war n' shit
>best friend dies
>other friend dies
>bad dude
>kill bad dude

>spaceman
>accident
>paranoia
>no one believes you
>your right
>too late people dead

red faction, not sure which one, but i'm sure it's red faction

dead space

Yeah

nope sry

You're right

DOOM!?

DOOM?

Pretty sure he's talkin about Doom

nope

ye

Modern Warfare 2?

>world war 1

>wife gets killed
>humanity on the brink of extinction
>your son is a scientist

Bf 1

fo4 too easy

>3 blokes kill some faggot monster whos' been shitting up the world
>1 gets fucked up after that and goes insane
>starts ruining shit
>it is up to you to stop him

>God appears
>you and your gay love kill God
>gay love tries to kill you
>both lose their right arms in the fight

Vacation
Sudden kidnapping
guest of honor at dinner
Fuck this shit im out
Hunt stuff and kill some people

>3 blokes kill some faggot monster who's been shitting up the world
>1 gets fucked up after that and goes insane
>starts ruining shit to try and unfuck himself
>it is up to you to stop him

Detective Conan? Friday the 13th?

Nope

Far cry 4?

Ye ye

guess this one

>be ancestor
>be on the east coast
>kill a bunch of lobsters

>fps
>good guy
>actually bad guy

battlefield 3

oh boy
>Steal a gun
>Fuck a purple rabbit
>Fight a giant bar of soap a bunch of times
>Steal your partner's panties
>Blow up a cat
>Carry your dead partner around
>Go to Hell
>Fight a giant head ferris wheel with your partner on your shoulder

Runescape

nope

> go to get some chick
> you eventually kill yourself
> she kills you a little later too

>be ooga booga
>turns out you are the special ooga booga
>must go on a journey
>fuck shit up

Highschool DxD

MW3, hell yeah

No

...what? the fuck are you smoking?

Well the dude wanted this girl, but she decapitated him or so I thought lol

nope

Ja

Its been years since I played it, but its still one of my favorites so:
> snow planet
> weird-ass monsters infest everything
> import mechs to kill monsters
> company who imported the mechs are assholes
> go to space station and fuck shit up

Lost planet

Yeah

> go to planet to get some wicked cool treasure
> woops, just a prank bro

Lost planet

Borderlands? Any of them

>kill my wife
>throw my son off a cliff
>I basically run the planet gg ez

Tekken series

Damn son, you got me quick

>The market for metal has crashed
>The market for crystal is booming
>The market for metal is booming
>The market for metal has crashed
>The market for crystal has crashed

>Alaska
>Weird people with guns
>Brother is an asshole
>Nigga stole that 'copter
>Get the girl eventually
>weeb scientist

Metal Gear Solid

Stay! Stay! People's Democratic Republic of Korea

Yeah gj

> wake up
>don't remember anything
>hiding and running from everything
>you press F alot to see in the dark

Soma

>daughter on the loose
>cop bitchin about stuff
>you are afraid of dogs

Nope. Close though

Amnesia?

>bowling
>bad acting
>good ragdoll

Yep!

>Musical dog
>Anything goes
>Even chinese

GTA IV

Here's a hint: the girl was idolized and worshipped

>disabled
>fuck mosquitos
>eggplants man

damn it was the bowling that gave it away

Crash bandicoot

>Naked
>Use sadness to kill deformed creatures

> possibly one of the worst games at doing what it meant to do
> opening was a total 180 on what the game was trying to accomplish
> like 5 places in total affect the story line

Binding of Isaac

Ye