Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
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>Look at me, so perfect and still need reaffirmation
Couldn't care less......
Welcome to the club umm the Doritos are over there and the mountain dew is behind you
why hello there newfagarino
Well I'm a chick, and you look like an asshole. Your girlfriend is gross and you look like the kid in highschool who will be a future gas station attendant.
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nostalgic post. ty user
once upon a time there was Sup Forums...
Jesus the level of people taking the bait in this thread is disturbing
Which one is you? I can't tell sorry.
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You and your girlfriend are going for the "cheeto" look I see.
OP is a faggot
I miss the good ol' days boys
Your girl looks like a drag queen. Wouldn't touch it with a stolen dick, faggot.
yooo fuck you john! stupid summer newfag, your bitch looks soooo ugly and please stop using so much spray tan and kys, guido fag
(Same person as I'm replying to)
ye I know this is bait
nostalgia thread?
nostalgia thread.
I never thought i'd be so happy to see this. This is the funniest thing i've seen in months. I'm too old for this shit.
Nostalgia OP
OP is still a faggot.
Are these people seriously falling for an year old copypasta?
is that trisha paytas
In this thread: summerfriends
Not fall for, just play along.
man i dont even remember what year the roodiepoo filters ended, how far back was that
Are you?
I agree with John. I vote that we make him our new leader.
Best years of my life, funny how the world is decaying around us much like this site.
>an year old copypasta
Am I?
>year old
fuck off back to rebbit
we getting old man, this is us slowly but surely getting left behind
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
reread the entire thing for the first time in an age
Oh are we Nostalgia posting in this thread?
My question is, was this ever a legit response someone made to someone? It seems too fake.
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