Ideas on how to fuck with shitty neighbors?

Ideas on how to fuck with shitty neighbors?

Just bought a new house a month and a half ago. We put up a pool and one of my neighbors called the cops on us. Cops came out and cited a city code where you have to have a wooden fence to have a pool.

Cool. We drained the pool and hired a fence company. Company came out today and neighbors called the cops for whatever fucking reason. Cops came out and didn't find anything wrong obviously.

Only thing I can think of is fucking with their house via termite or something. Or maybe putting their number on craigslist w4m or something. Any ideas?

tl;dr shitty neighbors, looking to fuck with them

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what the fuck does a wooden fence do for a pool? or is it just to prevent wandering children from jumping in and drowning when they see it?

sprinkle catnip seeds on their lawn

Lol catnip is a pain in the ass to get rid of and it'll attract annoying stray cats.

apparently.

This is a really small (population 1500 or so) thats apparently a retirement community. We are young so they must be salty

Do they have a letter slit in their front door? Maggots or baby crickets might work better than termites for pure annoyance.

>>Do they have a letter slit in their front door?

nope, mailboxes unfortunately

Do you have their phone number?

Even if you don't have it, make a fake post on craiglist seeking a Gay Old Man to come play with you. Glory hole open Cum on boiissss.

Sit back and relax.

Build a tiny, rock throwing trebuchet. One that throws rocks the size of small coins at random points during the night, from a distance that it can not easily be found from. Set it up where it can't be seen easily, and is in a place where it will not obviously be discovered (for example on the opposite side of your house from theirs and inside a bush, so it throws rocks over top your house and onto theirs).

This will be a fun project, and over time you will build more and more of them until they can't get any sleep. Rocks keep getting thrown at their house from every direction, and they can't figure out what's going on. They will come outside all the time looking for someone to blame, but there will be nobody there. You just have to make sure that the trebuchet reloads quietly or slowly enough that they can't hear it.

collect spiders at the lake until you have hundreds and airdrop them all over their home from a camera drone.

build a small tactical nuclear bomb and launch it at their house

Wandering children. Happens alot

His neighbor was doing him a favor, if a kid dies in his pool that's a serious lawsuit

This, you can get 5000 seeds for $9 on Amazon. Spread about 20k seeds in his front and back yards.

the thing is i have gates and behind my back fence is an alley that is closed off by all other fences

Let me help

What is their racial make up?
Are they religious?
Do they have kids?
Do they do garage sales?

White
Unknown
No
No

Do they have wifi?
Are you able to reasonably access it?
Do they leave their house often enough, you could slip in or out of the garage?

Just whenever your home and have to take a shit, put it in the mailbox or something. Order a pizza to their house every day. Its the small things in life that drive you crazy

Have you tried simply talking to them?

Oh also what kind of work are they involved in?

Do they have any drinking or smoking, or drug habits you know of?

Shit contains dna. Do not do this

What a boring answer... but literally the best.

possibly
possibly
no - They stay home all day.

Also, I don't know which neighbor it is. I am 90% sure that it is my next door neighbor but it could also be the behind neighbor.

The lady that lived here before me waged war on all of these people for 17 years.

What about dead animals. Lile rats or fish.

Yes. The next door neighbor accused us of stealing their water to fill our pool and called my wife a blue haired bitch. Cussed in front of our kids (which apparently is a violation here but I aint gonna be petty and involve the police)

not sure. They remain in their home

Wrong, you must out petty them, for that is the very essence of revenge, pure evil petty revenge.

Prank calls and general vandalism are generic, but work well.

>contains DNA
yeah cause they're going to fucking spend tax dollars to DNA your shit? I'm not saying it's a good idea to do this but if you think any DNA sampling will be happening you're wrong.

super small town. doubt they would do it

Okay, so you are coming into a situationaly negative conflict. People are projecting shit on to you because the former owner.

Try a simple PR campaign, talk to the neighbors Nicely, offer tea or cookies. Thank them for being such good neighbors. Tell them if they ever have an issue they can depend on you. Should clear up.


However if this doesn't work, still play nice. How ever send anonymous tips to the IRS about unclaimed income and fraudulent deductions. They will come tear their life apart for a month or so and it's incredibly embarrassing.

Another step, in cash buy a laptop from a pawn shop. Only use their wifi network, sign up for suspicious blogs about boy love and or antigovernment stuff. Leave the laptop hidden in their garage. You can bring real heat if you want this way.

What the fucking hell is with people who buy homes without talking to everyone in the fucking neighborhood first I need Jesus fucking Christ this happens all the time. It happened to the woman who lives next door to me about 15 years ago. She moved into a semi rural to put up a horse farm where horses were not allowed and instead of accepting her mistake for being too stupid to check zoning laws she went on a years-long crusade I mean seriously what the fuck is wrong with you people. If you have the money to buy a house then you have enough money to pretty much live anywhere why the fuck would you just roll the dice.

I said fuck I mean not first I need fucking voice to text

Also killing their pets gets attention. Especially if it's awful.

For dogs, soak hot dogs in antifreeze for at a few days, then throw one in yard at night.

For cats grind up glass bottles to a fine powder, mix in with raw tuna and leave out.

>talk to them
>you can bring real heat
Holy shit, that was unexpecting

>blue hair

i can see it already. tattoos, smokes, either extremely skinny or somewhat chubby, wears hipster clothing and mascara too strong. the husband looks something like the image included.
the pool was probably left unkempt and untidy, beer cans left floating in it. dubstep imminates from the house and the waft of weed is constant

the neighbors who called the cops probably look like those nuclear family pictures from the 1950`s

This is terrible. Wouldnt do this, no matter how afwul they are

forgive them and live your life happily without hate or disdain.

thank you. this is something that i'll look into for sure

Depends on the message you need to send. I personally have only done this when the beaner down the road let his 17 year old son attack my 8 year old son. Killed all the dogs in his back yard puppy mill.

Gave it a couple weeks, showed up with a lasagna and offered my condolences. He made an effort to confront me about it. I pointed out him that it would take a truly heartless person, to do such a thing. The kind of person capable of far worse. I simply was bringing a dish to say sorry for his loss. A dish his wife and children gladly ate, and if he thought it was me why invite me into his home, and get a real good look at his set up and life??? Or eat food that could be poison?

From t hen till the time they got deported they never gave us anymore shit.

it was sort of a once in a lifetime opportunity. pieces fell together perfectly and had to jump on it

tattoos yes but rest no. pool was literally brand new and up for a day or two.

no dubstep but unironic vaporwave.

this is what I will likely do. I'm not really mad just amazed that they've called the cops on us multiple times for just existing. Even the cops are like wtf is their problem

those three little words that mean so much:
Home Owners Association
they fckn suck

well then, YOUR the bad neighbor, and your about to escalate it.

Also if cops get called without reason numerous times, get all the calls and visits documented. Talk to a lawyer and bring them to civil court and sue for harassment.

At the very least they will get a court order, preventing them from calling cops on you unless an emergency. Or you could end up with their house depending on the lawyer.

just gotta feel sorry for these types of people. Its cliche but the best revenge is not letting them bother you.

t. lawn overgrown stoned waster

No HOA here. Just a small town with a 6 person government and police force that can respond to literally every call because shit doesn't happen

You could just ask them what the fuck thier problem is.

>His neighbor was doing him a favor
If his neighbor wanted to do him a favor, he would have walked over, introduced himself, and explained the issue.

Piss in their air conditioning unit.

Or do the thing where that one guy waited until his neighbors went on vacation and planted a swastika sprinkler system on theor front lawn and melted the snow in the winter.

Being a bad neighbor because of a music interest? You're a real shit head. Are you the old guy next door? Faggot

That would be funny. But no snow here unfortunately

Just list the house as for sale on CL constantly and post their phone number

List their number as a hotline for gays or something.

If you were accidentally a real OG you'd accidentally copy and paste a google maps result into one of these replies, accidentally.

>termite

Thermite?

found kim jong un

lol

>list a bunch of things
>ignore all of them and focus on one

didnt mention poorly educated, didnt need to

This makes me moist

Call the cops on them. Say you heard screaming and loud bashing noises coming from their house.
Do it at like 3am.

kewl kats klan

Buy some live German roaches and let them loose in their house or incredibly near their house. Those fuckers are the hardest to deal with and multiply like nobody's business

I have a great idea. So OP buys roaches and lets them breed until they make eggs. Plant eggs in neighbors backyard and garage. Watch the infestation begin

Put some milk and/or butter in their car a/c air intakes, after it starts going bad they will go crazy. Works especially well in hot climate.

How about op buys a bunch of bees and just lets them loose

Did you move far?

Around where I live people go to their neighbors before installing a pool or hot tub and ask as a courtesy if that is fine to build. If they get a no they just advise that they will have one and to keep kids/animals away. Fences are required by law for pools/hot tubs.

They may have wanted to avoid problems interacting directly with you as they feel you may not be friendly by not first asking if they were okay before installing it. Or they could just be assholes, hard to know with little info.

Them calling the second time and the police finding no broken codes screams of asshatery.

I always like the passive aggressive idea of inviting everyone on the block to a big pool party, except them. Keep the noise reasonable and everything legal and make them feel like shit, which they are.

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get something like this

If they do stuff outside in the yard often, have some extremely stinky stuff that can be left out.

I'll get rid of catnip in any lawn in a week or so - this is a lame idea and just like most of the autistic fucks of 4blow come up with - Hey OP - sounds like YOU'RE the fucknard in the neighborhood - who drops 20K for a pool and doesn't check with the city first? Oh, a FUCKNARD!

THe salt is strong with this one

Do you have an HOA?

I am sure you will, with your big swinging dick you bad man you.

its not an underground dumbass. its an above ground $200 pool

No HOA. Just small town with officials and cops with nothing to do.

Op....go online and order some sketchy gay porn child porn shit sex toy catalogs and have them sent to the neighbor living next door to the neighbor you hate....but with the name of the neighbor you hate on the mailing address...

Paint your house an outrageously vibrant color like neon pink with lime green framing and a turquoise door
It'll piss them off ever time they look outside

I'm going to guess you're loud as fuck and don't even realize

yeah, OP is likely a gangly hipster tatt'd fag with an loud annoying colored hair wife.

Chances are they were being loud faggots in a quiet neighborhood.

>its an above ground $200 pool
White trash confirmed.