Please state the nature of the medical emergency

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

I have a serious case of fused to bulkhead

i got my dick stuck to a ceiling fan

Neelix is still alive.

buttfrustration

penus not work halp

My feelings were hurt by a series of microaggressions.

That seems more like an engineering problem...

This does as well.

What were you doing the last time you used it?

my dick is just not big enough

Yeah....and this bothers you?

I'm here for you, Anons.

i smoke 8 packs a day for 43 years and have developed severe COPD and lung cancer

FUCK YOU, NEELIX. YOU CONTRIBUTE NOTHING.

A bullfrog who was sitting on some wet leaves in my garden just up and called me a fuckstick for no reason.

We could reverse that, but you'd need to promise that you won't smoke again.

Why do you *need* a bigger...*ahem,* appendage?

I CONTRIBUTE PLENTY.

fap it to gloryhole porn

So it was YOU who was tampering with my program!

wait no
no sir no tampering program
just need help with penus

how do i stop? i've been addicted since i was 16

i wake up smoke, shower, smoke, coffee, smoke, drive to work smoking, work while smoking, you get the idea

my fingers are tainted yellow from the cigarette filters, lost my sense of taste and smell long ago

HEELP HIROGENS CUT OFF MY DICK. DOC HEEEEELLLLPPP

I think you're lying...

Is it wrong to make my ginger girls pansy engineer son call me daddy?

DIE IN A KITCHEN FIRE!

Perhaps you should see Mr. Neelix. He is the ship's morale officer.

You should not have provoked them. I hope you kept it on ice in your quarters.

Seriously Tom, just stick to flying the damn ship. No one's tampering with your silly programs

Why are you yelling at Neelix?

But, captain.....

kes ur fuggin ded so shut the fuck up and let me talk to seven

I need a new doctor. Mine tries to bang anything that moves: female crew, a holographic lounge singer, hell I've even seen him stick his dick in a spinning dabo wheel ...

TOM SHUT THE FUCK UP JANEWAY IS BES CAPTAIN

I...
ok it was me, but I need help now, pls

Well, that's rude. I'm leaving this ship.

Hey toots, come have a seat in the center of my bridge.

YOU ALREADY LEFT DAMMIT

Go back to your post evolution, I'm having a conversation with this cancer.

Oh c'mon Commander. If anything, I'm double-working as an ambassador.

so thats it? Go see this guy who is more likely to bite my dick off than help me quit?

This future blows big klingon cock

I want to raw dick and impregnate Seven of Nine.

What's wrong with your ships? They don't float!

at least ur not as bad as this one

Please stop shouting at Tom.

im reporting

Hey Captain, about that promotion from ensign?

Instructions weren't clear, my dick is stuck in a porno hologram

I can allow you to sit in my chair when it's the night shift. How about that?

Julian, you're double fisting your tricorder. And stop trying to steal my panties!

Shut up, Kim. You fucking died and the crew didn't even have a funeral for you.

He's what?

Oh you're one to talk, Jadzia. Especially since you went after Worf anyway.

FUCKING BRUTAL

Bitch please. Captain on the bridge!

>

Captain Janeway is murdering Tuvix!

Hey Doc for the past few months I've been hoarding Tribbles for the sole purpose of keeping a few at a time down the front of my pants...the problem is that the rash they tend to induce is getting WAY out of hand...could you please give me some lotion or whatever to help clear this up?

more like captain on the bitch.

While I'm flattered, I'd suggest you be more careful in the future.

Handle him, baby

Mind your tone, little man.

I'm no mere "man."

two worfs
what is this a rupture in the space time continuum?

This isn't going to happen. Stop trying to make it happen!

No, it actually wasn't you, it was a Klingon pornstar, I mean, you can see it right here, like, help. I really need to get back to the security station.

Hey, what's going on?

nothing just
try
{
assert (life.real);
assert (life.fantasy);
}
catch(LandSlideException ex)
{
character.eyes.foreach(eye =>
eye.open().orient(direction.sky).()
);
self.wealth = null;
self.sex = sex.male;
self.sympathies.clear();
if (self.comedifficulty ==difficulty.easy &&
self.godifficulty == difficulty.easy &&
self.high

Go on ...

You too should be wary not to underestimate my prowess.

>
I'll need to consult the prophets.

hey worf you look pretty merry

You know what, Intendant

>mfw bohemian rhapsody

Oh haha you would probs like her man, Nothings better than a big assed Klingon woman. Orions got nothing on them.

Is that...is that me?

i seem to be an emergency medical hologram suffering from facial neuralgia, which, as we both know, is is pain in the distribution of a nerve or nerves, as in intercostal neuralgia, trigeminal neuralgia, and glossopharyngeal neuralgia

Lost my face in a blender.

How big? Neutral Zone Big? Kronos Big?

Sure is NOISY for a sickbay.

thx for tghe gore Sup Forumsro need to refill my gore folder

THANK YOU OP THIS IS THE BEST THREAD IVE SEEN ALL DAY

This is us, the only way to pleasure oneself

>you get this
>please shove up your ass twice daily to meet all faggotry needs

Big enough to make the Galaxy-Class Saucer Section look normal sized by comparison

Shiieeet doctor those organ aliens are stealing his skin!!

SHUT NON TREKKIE
THOU SHALT BE REPORTED

Np, can you guys stop RPing pls

This has GOT to be sacrilege.

sry but no
just go to another thread bruh

You there. Who are you? Where is your uniform?

Do u want more gore

THIS IS WHAT THE PROPHETS WANT.

nah im ok
i could find it pretty easily but thx anyway

give that back! it's mine!

Stop! One of you is Major Nerys. Who is the imposter?

Go for it, Kira.

Oh Julian, if only you waited for me...

Do you honestly have to ask that, Worf?

Here u can have moar gore

Always room for one more Emissary

It is difficult to tell.

Which do you want to to be, worf!

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