Chelsea vs Burnley match thread - the call that saved the eagle edition

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*farts*

>poopsea poopball club

DABID

If singles Chelsea loses.

>de gray

>lelsea

t-those are binaries

>unironically getting banned for this
>you now remember when Huth got banned because he played that "guess a tranny" game on twitter

the FA is quite literally full of SJWs...

Conte out

>mfw i bet on Chelsea handis

I've still got faith in based Andre

He didn't get banned for that

Gonna be great when Chelsea actually have to deal with more than 1 game a week next season.

>getting dominated by Coal Miners FC

Old Diego Costa would have scored that

That Conte shout, he mad as fuck

>implying anyone would have cared had Liverpool fans not gone into victim mode because he scored against them

he got a 2 game ban i think

Mourinho back to save Chelsea WHEN??

we need fabregas in this game...

Andre GrAY

Not for that

Kek

>Liverpool fans not gone into victim mode
they cant turn that mode off tbqh

>21 is common

the fuck? i need to move to europe then, 90% of people here get laid before they're 18

>you know remember the Leicester title winning story began after Nigel Pearson's son fucked a ladyboy in Thailand

Can I get a quick rundown?

>muh bad words from the crowd
fuck off sky

Chelsea a shit.

Prime Mourinho was the most attractive man alive

>Stoke’s Robert Huth given two-match ban by FA for Twitter indiscretion

google it

>Andre "I'm gonna shoot every single fruit" Gray

he got banned for this

>i dont want sex
what?

lel true

>implying agent Jose isnt at Manchester just to destroy them from the inside and spend their transfer budget on big memes

because you guys eat GMO 6-legged turkeys that make you go into puberty at 9

Matic off for Fabregas pls Don Conte

inb4 chelsea score and we get a million people spamming APOLOGISE ::DDDDD

shut up Jose, you're embarrassing yourself

sure just run downhill

We weren't talking about Huth you meff

What a guy

Fabregas IN

Burnley Burnley Burnley

>you will never be american

feels bad man

Absolute madman

>This autistic Portuguese Mou fanboy

Did Conte's doctor ask him not to get his hair wet or it'll fall out again?

both huth and gray were mentioned so i assumed you meant huth seeing as the gray one was very recent

They're legally obliged to apologise, something to do with Ofcom rules for sporting events. It's lame.

that's because your entire society is based around sex and food.

>Andre "if you suck cock get on the cross" Gray

what a guy indeed

You forgot guns.

Remember when "based" Conte was invoked with match fixing

4D chess

nice boobies

>costa

they are included in the sex category

>Andre "if you're a gay I'll make you pay" Gray

is he, dare i say it, finished?

At least you're not a scouser.

>Andre "I sucked a lads cock once now I hate the nonce" Gray

...

I'm ok with this

>2017
>not an ammosexual
Stahp oppressing me

>Andre "the shirtlifter terminator" Gray

>Andre "if you're a queer you're not welcome here" Gray

He failed to report an approach. His ban was excessive.

>Andre "If you're a fag, you're leaving in a bodybag" Gray

Costa NEEDS to be subbed out

>The money was just resting in my account

>Andre "Suck a cock, eat my glock" Gray

>heated jacket
fucking billionaires I swear

>Andre "if cock you prefer then death shall occur" Gray

chelsea has been dogshit after the first fifteen minutes

Andre "gay" Gray

>wanting to be from jesusland

literally why

>Andre "will stab the ear of a lightskinned queer" Gray

>Andre "explore a cave, I'll dig your grave" Gray

Here comes the best chant.

>Crooked Kevin Friend

Sad!

sounds a lot like your life

bets one

>Andre "if you're a bender I'll cut off your member" Gray

>Andre "if you pack fudge than I'll hold a grudge" Gray

How is the purge?

Aren't your cops on strike?

>Marcos B.

Scott Arfield scores the winner

...

my life has been dogshit after the first fifteen minutes? that doesn't make any sense

remember when every ball went to ivanovic who would do a stepover and lose it or do a shit cross but he would also score sometimes too

thats alonso now

is it gay to prefer arseholes to pussy?

pussy is disgusting 9 times out of 10 desu

stream anyone? my usual one's not working atm

>Andre "" Gray

to be fair, you europoors are incredibly shy/ani-social compared to us.

I'm autistic as fuck, but I've been to the UK a few times and everyone tries their hardest to avoid eye-contact and a simple "hello" to a stranger leaves people stammering for words.

question

are they any legitimate answer as to why liverpool fans have killed themselves yet?

I just remember Cech hitting every goal kick straight to Drogba who fell over for a foul and then scored from the cross

Murdering Marcos should be in jail not on a football field. Unfair!