Secrets thread?

secrets thread?

There's a distinct possibility that I may actually be the father of my brother's son.

I cum in my sisters shampoo and soap bottles and dream about her rubbing my cum all over her body
I also cum in any left over food or drinks she has already opened that I can easily mask my cum in so I can dream about her eating my cum
I lay in her bed naked while shes at school smelling and jacking off with her dirty and clean panties

Explain.
Are you a gril or did you cuck your brother?

i want to get boned
texas

>Are you the mother and also the faher?


Wut

There may be a possibility that I didn't read the original post right

>I may actually be the father
how stupid can you be, user?

Nice going. Does your sister-in-law express regret about it? How is the marriage going in general. Are you married too?

I've had a threesome with my ex and her Dad, we also use to watch cp together

obviously he fucked his brothers girl u tard. *facepalm*

Me and his wife had a thing going for a while. We only fucked a few times but the dates add up.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

I've been dressing like a trap(when I'm alone), and getting off with dildos for nearly 9 months.

And what I want more than anything right now is to suck dick for the first time. But I'm too scared of getting STD from guys on Grindr and too scared of getting raped or robbed off Craigslist (I'm too small and weak).

I just want to cuddle a girl for a night. Thats all...

Im uncut but I had my kid circumcised.

It's ok I still love u

I have the same wish. Loneliness will be the death of me.

why?

Y tho

She pretends that it never happened. Her attitude is that what he doesn't know won't hurt him and I'm inclined to agree. Their relationship is going fine from what I can see but it wasn't at the time. I was newly divorced when it happened.

I fucked my married step-sister for over a year and may have even fathered a kid with her. She's never told a soul. I constantly think about fucking girls I've already been with, even though I've been married for 12 years.

i'm pissed i'm a legal adult.
the best part of being 13, 14, 15 years old was men in there 20s-50s checking me out.

There are services for that. Check backpage.

Ive killed 4 people. >Inb4 lying
I cheat on my girlfriend with escorts every other week.
I watched my roommate beat his girlfriend. I then got him evicted from the apartment complex for domestic violence (complex has no tolerance policy against it). Then I killed his cat and blamed him when his girlfriend asked. Then I "comforted her" for "his horrible actions" and fucked her. Damn she was a tiny chick. Legit 105 lbs. I think they're homeless now.

Understood. We'll never tell him. Do you daydream about a future fuck with her?

I made the biggest mistake of my life by breaking things off with the only person I'll ever fully love. Now he's in another state and theres nothing i can do to turn back the hands of time.

Was able to get my daughters laptop one afternoon and found a couple nudes..what to do?

Kill yourself

Wife wanted it and it looks better. I feel bad though.

don't.
i'm circumcised. everything works just fine

good goy

leave tribute across screen

Yea, hes 3 now and seems fine but it must have hurt like a bitch.

From the outside, friends would say that my life is okay...but the only thing going for me is my career...

I'm single...but most of my friends are in relationships, getting engaged, getting married, having kids...and for some reason, I get bugged to hang out. They already know I'm busy and the only good thing I get from being single is I get to focus on me and getting money. I am lonely as fuck but I realize...if I got into a relationship, I may never get to where I want to be...So I keep focusing...and sometimes I just want to be left alone.

I get spazzed out from a friend b/c I forgot about meeting her today...I really just wanted a me day for having a busy week but apparently it doesn't compare to getting her back fixed and planning a wedding...Jesus fucking Christ if that's the case, then why the fuck would you plan extra things on top of that? We got the world on the brink of nuclear war, people who think it's a nifty idea to run over protesters, inevitable global warming...

Today I thought...wow, fuck everybody and fuck this planet. I should just kill myself right now.

All the while having anxieties about mortality since my family friend died...

I'm Canadian...But if I had a gun...I probably would've done it by now.

Maybe it did, for moments after it happened. But like most pain, when it goes away, we don't worry about it's memory.
And that's a pain that he probably can't even remember. It won't affect him.

only half goy. Half Jew.

You're probably crazy af

She is 18 fyi

My grandma let me fuck her when i was 12

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why did they photoshop the same girl 4x?

0/10

>sister is super sick
>shes in bed all day resting
>offer to make her something
>she nods
>I go into kitchen and start her special soup and drink
>start the cream of mushroom soup on the stove
>start the smoothie in the blender
>walk just outside her door see shes rolled over
>pull out my cock on the door way start to jerk it
>get within inches of cumming
>run back to food and cum in soup and smoothie
>bring food to her
>give her a kiss on the forehead and tells her I hope she gets better

where you from?

Maybe this much.

I actually believe in the rules and find it unacceptable that femanon get attention on Sup Forums without delivering nudes. It feels like I'm a dying species here.

lol. This mascot image is related. A pharmaceutical company hired these women to clean up a beach and facilities as part of a PR campaign. (I don't think the enema mascot took part in the beach clean up.)

you male or female?

I'd be lying if I said no but at the same time I regret betraying my brother and have vowed never to make that mistake again.

calm down jhonny cash

not posting pics, so doesn't matter.

how far away? cant you just move or something?

Any of you men like my girl?

what do you look like fucking twink send a selfie fucking faggot ........... lowkey want to know what that mouth do

cant see nip, no can tell

On the bright side, you can recall the guilt and fear when you're screwing to back away from a premature ejaculation. It's probably not as much fun as thinking about baseball.

I let my friends rape my ex-gf once. She was unconscious, so the three of us are the only ones that know.

I have a gigantic collection of pornography, mostly cartoon/rule34, and I love jacking off to it and collecting more.

That's probably extremely tame to most anons here but if anyone in my life found out it would shock/disgust them and completely change their perception of me. It's the biggest secret I have.

it's actually quite relevant. some reason you can't answer? u a female and worried about being harrassed i guess?

kek

I'm calling trap. Those arms look a little masculine to me.

proof

Who DOESN'T do that?

I'll give you guys a little more than

I hastily enter posts and then see stupid errors I made because I did not edit. [image not me]

Nope she's a cheerleader

If I've ever been to your house, I've peed in your sink.

jobs, restaurants, houses it doesn't matter. I cant stop peeing in sinks.

a female can not call attention to the fact she is female in a post without being required to tits or gtfo.

if a post is written so it is gender-neutral, (s)he is within Sup Forums rules, and can post their post without needing to post tits.

Post more

why does this looks so fake like the colours just dont add up

I actually don't care about sending fucked up Hentai to minors

show full face

I'm staying in a friends apartment while he is out of town. I just covered a few of his hot girlfriends leggings and panties with cum and I'm gonna love it when i see her wearing them. I'm a great friend, right?

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tit looks shoped

Guro?

im a digital hoarder also

I know right, looks kinda fake and photoshopped

The whole damn thing looks shopped. look at her hair outline and back

Me and my friend make out with each other, this started happening a month ago. I don't think I want to go any further than that but we are developing feelings for each other.

I feel like a disappointment and I feel less like a man.

Feelsbadman

It's party you and party because you're not seeing her full face maybe

Never heard of girl, it was preggo and loli and tentacle and x Ray. :)

That tit looks shooped. I'm sticking with my original judgement.

Guro, fuckin autocorrect. Not girl.

well i respect the fact that you are staying within the rules. unfortunately it's obvious that you are a female now so i cannot respect you but just your efforts. enjoy your lifetime of becoming less attractive by the day

It's guro, and it's graphic and gory depictions of serious fucked up shit.

Ichijuku Pharmaceuticals Company. More PR pictures I hadn't seen before.

Ah, interesting. Might have to check it out. If anyone knows of some email adress I can send random stuff to feel free to tell

>Maybe it did, for moments after it happened. But like most pain, when it goes away, we don't worry about it's memory.
>And that's a pain that he probably can't even remember. It won't affect him.
Please go look up what physical trauma does to a babys brain user.
Knowing why the pain is there is part of it not affecting you mentally, babies have no concept of why someone would cut a part off them, so they get mentally affected.
All because someone once decided a modified penis looks aesthetically pleasing.

Well hes 3 now and seems fine. Its not like foreskin is essential to life.

Guro is actually quite interesting, as it's an art movement could I not get away with sending it to minors and say it's an art movement, not porn?

I wanna find kids and cut your arms her so she can't fight back and cut her legs off so she can't run, my own fresh juicy fleshlight, i wanna see her bleed and scream.

True, neither is an appendix though and we don't remove those unless they're sick.
In my opinion, performing surgery on someone who isn't a consenting adult, when there is no valid medical reason to do so, is bad.

I've been getting drunk and slicing up my back for that natural endorphines for about a few months now
feelsgoodman

From the age of 11 I got my family dog to fuck me hundreds of times. First time knotted I panicked and pulled apart. Bled for 3 days. Used to walk miles into woods where nobody else went for gay dog sex sessions. I miss that dog.

I haven't gotten off to porn in the last 3 years. And I'll check out anything I can to see if I can get hard to it. I think I'm officially frigid or whatever the male equivalent is.

We experience pain every day. From all sorts of sources. Some very mild, some extreme.
This is true even for babies.

So, unless you can site me a scientifically done, and using the scientific method, reproduced, study of the physiological health of circumcised vs uncircumcised children, teens, and men, done over the course of 20 years from infancy to adulthood, with other issues controlled for, i'm gonna have to go ahead and cry bullshit.

Some foreskin removal is a minor thing. Hell, I was born double-herniated. At 2 months old I had to have surgery (doctors wanted to wait until I was 12 months, and bigger, to do it, but the pain was apparently extreme).
I think that would effect me more than circumcision. Tell me, PhD in child psychology and pain, how much did that fuck me up?
Or was it all some trimmed foreskin?

Dude, no need to give me any more ideas xD

I got jacked up on dexies last night and spent around 10 hours wanking my flaccid cock. I do this on average once a month.

Well you are on Sup Forums, so you are definitely fucked up somehow

3/10 made me reply