>normal day browsing Sup Forums
>suddenly *doorbell*
>"hey mister, I need a big strong guy like you to help me practice my cheer-leading routine for the upcoming game. all you need to do is throw me up in the air and catch me a few times. you think you can handle that?"
wat do?
How many times do I have to tell you to stop posting Polanski!?
>implying I have a doorbell
>yeah sure, why don't you follow down here to the basem- back yard. Back yard.
>Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
>This is the last time I tell anyone that American Beauty is one of my favourite films...
>Why are you dressed like a prostitute?
>Where's your daddy young girl, shouldn't you ask him?
>Where do you live? I'll take you home.
Itt: unironical pedos
oh yes
come on in
sit on papis lap
yes that is my phone yes
oh no dont suck on that place no
*start fucking her in the asshole like there is no tomorrow*
oh man no fucking regrets!
I don't get it, why must it be anal sex?
>he doesnt know little girls like it in the ass more
I want fucking normies to leave
So she can stay virgin?
Anal is a pleb fetish, 69 is the true pleb filter
>never banged his 11yo girlfriend
what are you gay
i stopped browsing Sup Forums 6 months ago because of the rampant cuckposting and now that i come back this is the first post i see
like what the fuck man, don't you guys get tired of posting the same thing? 6 fucking months, dude
Feed her some eggs and send her on her way.
So go away again cuckboi
Change must come from within
You want deep discussion go to your local gay bar bathroom. Lots of open mouths there.
>he doesn't know abouth the years old cunnibot
i don't mind shitposting tbqh, but when it's the same thing for 2 years it's just sad
>all you need to do is throw me up in the air
>implying i lift