HOW COME NO ONE TALKS ABOUT EUROPEAN MOVIES

HOW COME NO ONE TALKS ABOUT EUROPEAN MOVIES

HOW COME OUR INDUSTRY WENT TO SHIT?

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they never matured

stayed pretentious for far too long

what do you mean? You still got Refn pumping out kino and literally like all the Hollywood stud muffins are from the Brit isles.

europeans are barely people

Refn sucks bruh

I like christian period. And there are some UK directors that are good, or does that not count?

Dr. John Pavel is a great director based in Birmingham.

* christian petzold

Because English is the coolest sounding language in the world. Nobody wants to see a film with people talking like faggots in french, talk funny in Italian or talk ugly in German. I'm Brazilian by the way

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

>HOW COME OUR INDUSTRY WENT TO SHIT?

Socialism.

shut up monkey *throws banana at you*

Except the French New Wave is literally the peak of cinema

Maybe try a site where there are more Europeans?

Literally me

Was for OP. I am expat for 10 years but if I want to get some discussion about home topics I go to ylilauta still.

Danish cinema is the only European cinema thats worth a flying fuck anymore.

is this supposed to be Sup Forums's demographics? because 30% female is bullshit

You underestimate our resident roasties. /soc/ alone probably makes up most of that though.

i never go there but i thought those were mostly trannies

I like Russian cinema.

I swear Scandinavian films are fantastic, but just so depressing. Last one I watched ages ago (forgot the name) was about this choir director who [/spoiler]has a heart attack going down the stairs to his big concert, and dies listening to his choir[/spoiler]

/cgl/, /an/ and the like are filled with bitter roasties. Plus the trannies

oops

No there are plenty of actual attention whore females there, free nudes too

In France we wet down the collectivist cuck road in the 80s.
A lot of French cinema is indirectly sponsored by various subventions. Of course you get trash, but producers still produce them because they are virtually shielded from losses.
Needless to say, there is precisely zero risk involved in the whole process, and we end up with a mass production of romantic drama-comedy, complemented by the occasional flick vomiting industrial quantities of feel-good bullshit (like The Intouchables).

Oh its not all Scandi films.

Norwegian tends towards the lighter side and you get goofy but sometimes serious good like Trooll Hunter or Dead Snow, Danish is melancholy but usually ends up well shot well acted and in line with the old saying "You shoot it, Edn it and tell them what they saw" like Pusher 2, Terribly Happy, Flame and Citron, The Hunt. Now Swedish cinema....thats just horrid shit these days, used to be good but in the last 30 years barely anything that isn't relevant DEMITRANSOTHERKINLESBIAN'S has come out. Finnish cinema is pretty much nonexistent and Iceland doesnt have cinema it just has Danish or Swedish companies rent out space and hire a few locals to slap Iceland somewhere in the credits.

but it is exclusively European though and major kinos are released many times a year


None of that dumbed-down censored Hollywood garbage

>Norwegian cinema

404 not found desu

>Hollywood
>Bollywood
>No Eurowood

Theres no Eurowood because it used to be the only films coming out.

Own it m8

>used to love crazyass weird and funny french movies growing up in the 90's and early 2000's
What the fuck happened?

Eurowood sounds like a bad gangbang porno

This. I'm trying to teach myself Norwegian, and I've found like two movies that were actually worth downloading. Sucks because it's the type of language that you need to put a lot of effort into developing an ear for, and just listening to radio shows and doing whatever exercises are available online get boring after a while.

All the good European actors and directors go to Hollywood.

You realized all the abstraction is just a mask for having nothing at all to say.

Eurpean movies>american movies

European ones have way better plot while american ones just try to force quips everywhere

>yurocucks

...

top tier kino

>sports
>yurocucks
america-tier defence of pride lmao

Why does every eurpean movie have nudity in it?

Lel stay straight kek'in Sup Forums never change.

Why are Americans so afraid of full front male nudity?

Saddest movie I've ever seen

>mfw I watched a movie where the dad cucks his son infornt of him.

His son is on a wheelchair. Fucked up

europeans are pathetic

We're not. It's just that uncircumcised penises are ugly.

Sup Forums the movie

youtube.com/watch?v=iZ5IuvBzcfE

Untrue and only proves you only watch major release trash.

nice perfectly baited now we get a penis debate Sup Forums style

>tfw american and uncut

feels good desu (but i wasn't born here)

t. jew

We're not, it has to be relevant to the plot for it to be worth putting in.

>Booogie Nights builds this hype about his giant cock
>The end is him flashing a completely limp good size dongle

See?

why are huemonkeys so self-hating?

Well they don't show anything else here.

wait, why was his choir singing without him though?

And they don't show anything but "major" foreign arts here. Im not going to pretend that all of French cinema is Lesbians and Chinese cinema is KungFu masters killing the 1000000000th Japanese soldier.

We have to dig deeper to find art and the same is true of you.

Man, this house looks comfy in the preview. I wish i could live in one, with this fancy old book shelf, sitting there at the desk reading at nights.

French cinema went to shit when the Left won the culture war in France.

We only get art that's popular, and since France is so polarized with white trash and bourgeois right now, we only get bourgeois non-art and white trash "comedies" like Camping.

And when it's supposed to please both sides it's politically correct shit like Intouchables.

Not a Sup Forumstard btw, just French.

Skandinavia for thrilers
Germany and Italy for drama
France and Poland for comedy
Slavs for action
??? for horror

>??? for horror
Spanish? Maybe some French too

Wait am i missing something here how the fuck did you guys know he was a hue.

You told us, retard

Because he said "I'm Brazilian BTW "

Well shit looks like I should go to bed.