Are they OUR GUYS?
I created a world when these four guys are my best friends ever, i even get lucid dreams about them
they're like a family to me, my dream is a sitcom when i'm the main character and they're my friends and we're like living together and there's a lot of fun stuff going out
it's like seindfeld, but better
you guys would loved it, there's a lot of Sup Forums references and stuff
the episode starts with shrek living in his swamp all by himself, the wife left him & the donkey dude too, then he decides to find a new group of friends, and because he's shrek he can travel through dimensions, he carefully doing research about everyone in all of the dimensions, that's how he found babadook, his first new friend, babadook is alone all by himself watching over his wife & child in the shadows al always, that's when shrek appears and says ''Hey'' babadook scared shitless and saying stuff like '' what the fuck who are you'' and shrek is like ''like it or not, i'm your new best friend'' and babadook responds with tears on his face ''a f-friend?...you wanna be friends with ME? I'm a MONSTER, dude'' and shrek answers gently ''Pshh....no tears, only dreams now''
that's the early draft of first episode, what do you think?
the second episode starts with shrek & babadook talking about their ex-wifes and kids, bonding and stuff like that,then babadook asks when are they going to look for a new friends, that's how they found out about a marmaduke, they watch him from the distance and babadook is already hating the guy saying stuff like ''i dont know, shrek. this guy is clearly a douchebag'' and shrek answers ''that's why we need him, we need a funny guy in our group, you know?'' and babadook signs, they wait for the night to talk to him, so they wake him up and marmaduke kinda doesn't understand everything thinks he's having a bad dream and saying ''wow, that's the most ugliest dudes i've seen in my entire doglife, no offense fellas. so is this a bad dream or a GOOD bad dream?'' and shrek is answers ''we're your new best friends, my name is shrek, this dude is babadook'' and marmaduke is like ''woah, woah, woah hold on guys, i dont need YOU as my friends, alright? i have standards'' and babadook is like ''i told you, shrek. this guy is a douche'' and shrek is like ''dont give up on people that easily, they will surprise you'' and marmaduke is like ''On second thought, maybe i can give this relationships a chance, that's a dream after all'' and shrek is like ''Alright, see you tomorrow''
Then in the morning marmaduke wakes up from a knocking at his door, opens it and sees Shrek & Marmaduke and just faints, that's the end of episode 2
alright time for episode 3
shrek & babadook chilling at marmaduke's house and waiting for him to wake up, marmaduke finally waking up and sees them and is like ''OH NO NO NO NO NO, why cant i just wake up from this nightmare'' and shrek is like ''calm down, man. it's not a dream, we're real'' marmake trying to digest it all saying ''Alright, what do you want? Are you hitmans or what? Who do i pissed off this time'' and shrek answers ''No, you didn't pissed off anyone, we're here to be your friends. And we're not having ''No'' for an answer, it's already been decided'' and marmaduke is like ''By whom? and shrek answers ''By me.'' and marmaduke is like ''jezz man, you're creeping me out, alright i'll be your friends or whatever this is'' after that they went to a pub and started talking about life, marmaduke really starting to like shrek saying ''Shrek you're alright, i suppose i was wrong about you, but your friend still creeps me out, he hasn't said a word for hours, just starring at me, what's he even supposed to be he ain't no animal, and clearly not a human, who are you, dude?'' pointing at him, and babadook silently whispers ''You don't wanna know, man. And i dont like you, it's mutual, i dont know what's shrek found in you, but i clearly isn't seeing it at all, you're just a douche, nothing more'' then shrek stopped them and said ''Cut the crap, you're gonna be friends, no arguing about it, the faster you realize that, the better'' and then some chads at the pub started yelling ''HEY YOU UGLY CREATURES SHUT THE FUCK UP'' and shrek is like ''Calm down, fellas. We're leaving'' and babadook is like ''No, we're not'' marmaduke agreeing with him ''Yeah, no way i'm gonna leave because some retarded kids said so.'' so the chads stand up and started walking towards their table, the main chad guy saying ''What did you just said to us? Retarded Kids? You're just a fucking talking DOG, you're the one who's retarded, you fucking monstrocity'' and marmaduke stand up..
cont
Marmaduke stands up, walks to a main chad and saying to his face ''Yeah, i'm a fucking talking dog, and even i'm smarter than you, you feel me?'' main chad loses it and hitting marmaduke in the face, babadook stands up and starting running towards chads, some of them freaked out and runned from the pub, they're started fighting marmaduke & babadook, chads clearly beating the shit out of them, finally shrek stands up and yelled ''ENOUGH, GET OUT OF THIS PUB RIGHT NOW, OR YOU'LL GONNA CRAWL'' chads respond ''FUCK YOU, YOU UGLY OGRE PIECE OF SHIT, GO BACK TO YOUR SWAMP'' so shrek has lost it and started beating the shit out of them, police sirens are heared in the distance, chads are all beaten up, so shrek quicky grabs marmaduke & babadook and gets them out. After that they're back at marmadukes place to take rest after fight, and babadook started conversation with marmaduke and said ''Hey, thanks for having my back, man. This fucking generation, i swear'' and marmaduke responds ''Dont mention it, bro. We sure showed them, huh?'' and babadook laughs and said ''hahaha, yeah, sure we did'' then shrek walks in the room and said ''You know what's gonna cheer you guys up?'' they respond ''what?'' shrek answered ''A trip'' babadook asking ''Where?'' and shrek responds ''England''
cut to black
end of episode 3
episode 4
Guys in the plane, about to arrive
in London. Marmaduke sitting right next to babadook, and babadook is shaking like crazy, marmaduke asks ''Dude, you alright? You look nervous'' babadook respond ''I'm a-a-a-a-alright, it's n-n-nothing'' shrek yelled ''You just scared of height, aren't you? Hahaha'' babadook panickly responds ''NO ITS NOT LIKE THAT, I'M NOT AFRAID OF EVERYTHING. EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF ME!'' and shrek is like ''jezz, calm down man, i'm just talking shit. Can't handle a joke?''
So they finnally come out of airport, and marmaduke is saying ''Yo shrek, that was your idea, where to next?'' shrek answers ''You're about to meet your new best friend, let's take a cab'' so they finally arrived in some bad london neighboorhood, and babadook said ''Are we here to get stabbed and robbed?'' shrek responds ''Relax man, what's got into you today? You acting like a pussy'' and babadook answers ''whatever man, who's this guy anyway?'' shrek respond ''You're about to find out'' they starting walking towards some really creepy building, and marmaduke asks ''Is this dude really lives there? Man, and i thought babadook was bad'' and babadook said ''Man, this place scares me, let's get out'' Shrek walked in the building, and guys followed him, the place is some kinda fucked up den, lot's of used condoms and syringes, unconscious people on the floor, and finally shrek stopped walking and about to open the door where suppose to live their new best friend
cont.
Shrek opened the door, and it's really dark in there, windows are all barricaded, cant see a thing, shrek asks ''Is anybody here? We're here to see mr. Paddington,'' finally someone lighted the cigarette in the corner of the room and some really high-pitched voice responds ''Paddington is dead, he's killed by the Browns family'' and shrek is like ''What? Who are you?'' and stranger responds ''My name is not important, but what important is what i'm about to do'' and started screaming and running towards the group, the gang is all freaked out, marmaduke running out of the den, stranger attacks shrek with a knife, shrek is barely can handle the guy and yells ''calm down, man, we're not here to hurt you'' babadook kicks stranger in the head and knocks him out, and said ''jesus fucking christ, Shrek, is that him? this is some one fucked up little bear, and shrek responds ''Yeah, that's him, it's Paddington.''
cut to black
end of episode 4
episode 5, final episode of season 1
Shrek & Babadook walked out of the den, shrek carrying paddington, marmaduke is there hiding behind garbage can, ''Guys, is that y-you? Are you all right?'' shrek responds ''Yeah, we're alright, thanks for having ''our backs'' man, you sure helped us'' marmaduke answers ''Sorry guys, this little shit scared the shit out of me, what? are you carrying him? are you insane? W-wait.. dont tell me...'' shrek answers ''Yeah, he's your new best friend, Paddington'' and marmaduke answers ''That's it, man, i'm out. I can handle babadook, but this shit is too much, dude is clearly a fucking mental, and what's up with babadook? He looks fucking dead inside, man are you alright?'' babadook silently whispers ''I'm alright, just tired is all.'' shrek responds ''All right, let's take a cab and head to Motel.
Gang arrived at their luxury five stars motel, and walked into their president suite. Marmaduke said ''fucking tie this little shit up before he's killed us all'' shrek responds ''All right, lets tie him up'' They tied up paddington to a bed and started to chill after the long stressful day, it's almost midnight.
Finally paddington recovers and started to mumble ''You motherfuckers i'm gonna cut you all to little pieces, you want my fucking organs, well after my dead body you pieces of shit'' shrek responds calmly ''Relax man, no one is here wants your organs, we're here because we want something from you, it's important.'' paddington responds ''Did browns hired you? I have nothing, they took everything from me, there's nothing left, all is left is my pathetic life, just end it right now, i'm ready to die''
cont.
Paddington started crying, shrek slowly walking towards him with a knife...Paddington started to yell at shrek ''COME ON MAN, FINISH THIS, END IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW'' finally shrek stands before him and swings a knife at him.........cutting him loose, paddington is confused ''W-what?... Why did you do that? What's so important about me? If you're not from the browns, who are you?'' Shrek hugs him, and whisper to his ear ''Shrek is love, Shrek is life.'' the tear has rolled down paddington's cheek, he's happy, for the first time in a long time he has found a new home, a new friends.
cont
After paddingtom calm down, shrek told everyone to get some rest. On the next morning shrek woke up everyone and said ''Alright guys, since we're all together now it's time to move'' marmaduke asks ''move where?'' shrek responds ''To our new home, it's a surprise''
The gang went to airport, and paddington asks ''Where are we flying?'' and shrek responds ''To a magical place, called Australia''
*while gang boarding the plane All Star by Smash Mouth playing*
the end of season 1
OP promised to come back for season 2
reposting from this epic thread
OP WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
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Bumping for the epic win bro!
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Our Guys average viewer
Art
wtf is this shit
kino
>bothering to do any of this
fuck yes
Is that a Drunken Baker?
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This is gonna be a new meme isn't it? And the user who originally posted it says he gonna post some more.
wtf
i cant handle all these feels
episode 1 of season 2
After the gang arrived in Sydney, they proceeds to Luxury 2-floor apartment bought by shrek and started unpacking their things. Finally paddington started a conversation ''Hol up, so we're some kinda best friends squad, huh?'' and marmaduke answers ''I dont know, man. I still can't forget how you wanted to stab us'' shrek interrupts ''That's Enough, Marmaduke. Leave him be, he's just a troubled soul. He suffered enough'' and paddington responds ''No, shrek. He's right, i dont deserve friends, i dont deserve any of this, i should leave.'' and after leaving the room shrek said ''You proud of yourself, Marmaduke? That's on you'' and marmaduke responds ''Whatever, man'' on the next morning paddington woke up early and started packing his stuff wanting to leave, that's when babadook appears and said ''So you're leaving, huh?'' and paddington responds ''Yeah, sorry if i woke you up, man'' and babadook answers ''I dont sleep''
you are genius, OP
I've been waiting for this thread my whole life
cont
Paddington says ''What are you, exactly?'' and babadook responds ''You dont wanna know, man. Trust me. Listen i'm not gonna stop you from leaving, but i still want to let you know that shrek brought us all together for a reason, i'm not certain what it is, but it's important. So take it as you will, man.'' Finally shrek woke up and proceeds to the kitchen, that's when he sees paddington cooking breakfast and said ''Sleeped well, shrek? I'm cooking breakfast, heard you don't like onions, so i didn't use it.'' shrek answers ''Yeah, onions fucking suck. So what's for breakfast?'' and paddington responds ''Crab legs.'' shrek confused ''Crab Legs? Huh?'' and paddington responds ''Yeah.'' that's when marmaduke proceeds to the kitchen and said ''What's that smell, huh? I thought you planned to leave, Paddington, decided to stay?'' and paddington answers ''I changed my mind, wants some crab legs?'' and marmaduke responds ''Crab Legs? Huh?'' after that babadook proceeds in the room and ''I smeel crab legs, you guys know how to please me.''
After the plesant breakfast with crab legs gang decided to explore the city, they want to kino theater to watch ''Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice''
what are you doing with your life, OP?
cont
After the latest kino from Zack Snyder gang left the theater and marmaduke loudly said ''Welp, that's sucked. No wonder it had 27% on Rotten Tomatoes'' and Babadook interrupts him ''I thought it was fantastic, man. Better than all of these marvel flicks combined, and Rotten Tomatoes is just a meme, get some taste, Marmaduke'' after some arguing about capeshit paddington said ''Guys, do you only watch children movies? What's about some serious cinema? What about Ozu? Godard? Truffaut? Melville? Kieslowski? Bergman? Tarkovsky'' and marmaduke responds ''Literally who?'' and babadook agrees ''Yeah, man. Why did you made up some names?'' and shrek said ''Alright guys, stop ranting about moving pictures. What are we gonna do next?'' and marmaduke says ''Let's go to the club, guys. I wanna get laid''
marmaduke is based
season 2 was a mistake, season 1 shit's all over it
2/10
it's because that's not OP
>no Black Phillip in your entourage
Add him in the second season
After the gang arrived at the club, Marmaduke & Shrek started to dancing, drinking and just having fun, while babadook & paddington just stayed at their table and drinking vodka, finally paddington said ''I dont like it here, man. Let's leave'' and babadook agrees and says ''Yeah,'' So they head home and when they're enter their apartment, that's when they seen someone standing there in the dark, and paddington asked ''Who are you?'' and strangers responds ''It doesn't matter who i am, what matters is my plan''
end of episode 1
Episode 2 season 2
Babadook lost it and finally attacks stranger and get's knocked out easily, paddingtom yelled ''babadook!'' and attacks stranger in the face, that's when his hood came off and he sees him, it was Donkey. Finally Shrek & Marmaduke enter the apartment and shrek said ''What's going on? Donkey?! What the hell are you doing here?'' and donkey responds ''I could ask you the same question, shrek. What ARE you doing here? You dont belong here, and you know it.'' and shrek answers ''You dont get to tell me what i can or cannot do, i want you to leave, this is my home now, this is my friends.'' and donkey responds ''So this is your home now, huh? and this is your friends? Man you clearly lost your mind, travelling through dimensions, finding some fucked up creatures and calling them your friends, man you've hit rock bottom, shrek. What do i even tell Fiona?'' and shrek answers ''Why do Fiona even care what i'm doing? Sh
e's not a part of my life now, she has a life of her own.'' and Donkey responds ''That's not how it is, Shrek. You drove her out of your life, not the other way. You should come back, Shrek. We could all be friends, together again. I can give you time to think about it, i'll return tomorrow.''
Finally Donkey left the apartment and shrek gone to his room, marmaduke asks ''What the hell this was all about, who was this guy? Some old friend of Shrek?'' and babadook responds ''Yeah.'' paddingtom asks ''So, what do you guys think? Is he gonna leave us?'' babadook responds ''I dont know, man.''
this is genuine autism
keep on writing, OP
Never has so much autism been concentrated into a single thread
cont
Shrek is sitting all alone in his room, he's troubled his past, by his present, he's clearly not in control of his own life and that's troubles him, he remembers his past life..with Fiona..with Donkey...he misses his children. Finally Paddington walks into Shrek's room and said ''Hey Shrek, just checking on you'' shrek responds ''Hey..'' paddington asks ''So, that was your old buddy, huh?'' shrek responds ''Yeah, he was my friend back in the day.'' and paddington responds ''I think you should leave to your home, Shrek. You're friends clearly care about you, even though you pushed them away, you should go.'' and shrek asks ''And about you guys? It was me who brought you all together, and now i'm just gonna bail on you just when we're finally together? It's just doesn't feel right, man. It's just wrong'' paddington responds ''We're gonna be alright, man. Just go'' and shrek answers ''Just stop it, man. Let's sleep'' paddington walks out of the room and gang went to sleep.
Paddington finally woke up
, he went to kitchen he sees Babadook & Marmaduke having breakfast and asks ''Where's Shrek, guys?'' and babadook responds ''It's all ogre now.''
end of episode 2
where are you OP
>reposting the best thread of last night and stealing that OP's work
Fuck off
>this fucking cliffhanger
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
is shrek gone? is that it?
Surely this is ironic
Stop writing fan fiction
You'll scare away the real guy
it's the real guy
Nah. It doesn't have the craziness of dropping "Shrek travels dimensions" in ep 1 and never mentioning it again in the season, or the weird creepy way Shrek is helping everyone to become friends in a weird culty manner, or the fact that /OUR GUYS/ ended up with a luxury presidential suite, for no apparent reason.
dont let the thread die, i want my fucking conclusion
this, it's clearly not the OP from yesterday
it's a fucking imposter, clearly visible with all this shitty ''BvS, Rotten Tomatoes, Crab legs'' jokes
OP, pls return.
This season is just the training grounds. They haven't even left the plane, in reality.
bump the best thread on Sup Forums
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I can't wait for the OP arc.
Is he the season 2 villain?
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
We need more.
Is this some shrekchan pasta?
Ah ah ah ah
No, this was something written last night (the season 1). The OP of that thread hasn't returned to finish it, I think.
OP here, can't believe you created another thread guys, love you all
it wasn't me, but still pretty good
if someone wants, i will my drafts of season 2
Please do! Show us the drafts!
bump
Come on, OP!
Bump!
YOU HAVE TO DO THIS
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THE FUCKING CAPESHIT AND CELEBRITY THREADS
YOU WILL BE Sup Forums'S SAVIOUR
do it OP.
This was funnier when it was the one meme yesterday. You've jumped the shark in record time, OP.
Season 2 episode 1
Gang is finally arrived in Australia and driving in a car somewhere, marmaduke finally asks ''Where are we going, shrek?'' shrek respond ''I'll told you already, it's a surprise'' after a long road they finally arrived at some deserted cabin near Melbourne, and shrek says loudly ''Welcome to your new home, fellas.'' the gang looks confused and paddington asks ''Who's place is this?'' and shrek responds ''It's my place, i used to come here when i was tired of my dimension, i like this place, it's comfy'' gang finally walked in the cabin and it was in bad condition, babadook said ''This place is gonna take forever to clean up'' and shrek responds ''Stop whining and let's clean the shit up.'' Gang cleaned up the place, brought some tools from the city and started decorating and repairing the place, after some weeks has passed the place finally looked great, that's when the gang confronted shrek with a question ''So, what's we gonna do now, shrek?'' and shrek responds ''We are friends now, and we're gonna live together. You should start getting to know each other better, like it or not, we're family. And family look after each other. I need to take care of some business, so i'll be gone for a few days.''
cont
After Shrek left, guys decide to go in the city, they walk into a bar to have some drinks, the gang sits at a rack and then some really shady looking guy approaches them and says ''hey there mates, first time seeing you here, are you tourists? name's twinki nice to meet you'' marmaduke says ''nice to meet you, twinki. you know when we can get some drugs? we wanna get high'' paddington interrupts him and saying ''I dont do drugs anymore, i'm gonna bail out.'' and babadook agrees ''I can't even get high nor drunk, what's the point? I'm gonna pass too.'' Marmaduke answers ''Whatever nerds, i'm going to twinki's place. Have fun'' Paddington and Babadook went home, and we seen Marmaduke walking to some really bad neighboorhood and asks twinki ''You really live here, man?'' and twinki responds ''Yeah, you shouldn't have bail on your friends, though. Australia is a very dangerous place to be all by yourself'' and marmaduke asks ''What do you mean by that?'' and twinki whispers in a very creepy way ''You're about to find out, mate....'' and marmaduke scared shitless and saying ''W-w--w-hat do you mean? You know twinki i changed my mind, i dont wanna get high. I wanna go home, all right see you around'' That's when twinki grabbed marmaduke's paw and said aggresively ''You're not doing anywere, you dirty dog.'' and takes his giant knife out, marmaduke started freaking out, that's when some friends of twinki appeared and grab marmaduke from behind and put a bag over his head
cut to black
end of episode 1
>babadook agrees ''I can't even get high nor drunk, what's the point?
It's little details like this that elevate the story.
Ep 2 WHEN?
Season 2 Episode 2
Paddington and Babadook chilling at home, playing poker. Finally paddington asks ''It's already midnight, where is marmaduke?'' babadook responds ''He's fine, probably partying with some kids.'' and paddington responds ''If you say so'' On the next morning paddington wakes up and sees babadook sitting on the couch with a worried look on his face, paddington asks ''What's wrong?'' and babadook responds ''It's marmaduke, he's in danger i can feel it.'' and paddington answers ''What? You feel it?'' and babadook answers ''It's complicated, but i'm sure of it.'' Guys went to the bar, started asking questions about Marmaduke and Twinki, that's when one of the guys at the bar said ''Twinki? You can forget about your friend. He's gone, let it go, and move on with your lifes'' paddington loses it and starts screaming ''WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU MEAN BY THAT OLD MAN?'' and old man responds ''I can told you where to find Twinki, but you ain't heard it from me'' After received Twinki's adress guys went to his home
based Babadook
I imagine it with the voice of Tilda Swinton.
cont
Guys finally arrived at what supposed to be twinki's home, and paddington starts knocking at the door and yells loudly ''Twinki are you there? We're here to ask you about our friend you meet yesterday at the bar'' Some old lady opens the door and said ''What a cute little bear, are you here to see my boy twinki? He's upstairs.'' Guys proceed upstairs to see twinki, and when they enter his room twinki panicked and attacks them, paddington punched him in the face and grabs him by the neck, screaming ''WHERE THE FUCK IS MARMADUKE? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM? I SWEAR IF YOU HURT HIM I'M GONNA EAT YOUR FUCKING MOTHER AND MAKE YOU WATCH, YOU UNDERSTAND?'' twinki starts crying, and says ''please, not my mother, she's the only one person who still cares about me'' babadook calmly asking ''Then be a good momma boy and tell us where our friend are'' twinki says ''A-all right, all right. I'm gonna tell everything, but i dont think your friend is still alive right now'' twinki explained, that he sold marmaduke to a Serbian Mafia, who's probably gonna sell his organs or something like that. After that they went home, and paddington asks ''What are we gonna do now? Jesus i'm freaking out, where the fuck is shrek? Let's call him'' babadook responds ''I dont know where shrek went, and we do not use phones to communicate, we communicate through power of friendship and our feelings.''
Come on in, guys! The based OP is back.
only we few chosen may appreciate this majesty
while the crowd walks in circles following their daily routine
cont
Paddingtom yells ''Then contact shrek through your fucked up friendship and feelings shit, and do it fast'' after that babadook sits on the couch closes his eyes and does what looks like meditation, hours passed and paddington starts to lose patience ''WHERE THE FUCK IS SHREK? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?'' babadook doesn't move nor react, finally paddington loses his shit and swings his fist at babadook and someone grabs his hand, it was Shrek. Paddington starts yelling at shrek ''WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? THEY TOOK HIM, THEY TOOK MARMADUKE, THE FUCKING SERBS, MAN. WE DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO'' shrek answers ''I'm aware of the situation, don't worry we're gonna get him back''
cut to black
end of the episode 2
it's not like seinfeld at all, it's a fucking Breaking Bad
>Then contact shrek through your fucked up friendship and feelings shit, and do it fast
That's hilarious.
We haven't even gotten to the part where they meet OP.
Season 2 Episode 3
Paddington yells at shrek ''What's your plan? How do you even aware of the situation? You wasn't there, it doesnt make any sense.'' Shrek responds ''I'm always there, watching everyone, hearing everything.'' paddington is confused
''W-what?'' and shrek answers ''It doesn't matter, let's go. We dont have much time.'' Finally gang arrives at some abandoned warehouse, and shrek says ''Marmaduke is being held there, about dozens of guys inside, they're armed.'' babadook asks ''What's our plan?'' Shrek says ''You stay in the car, guys. I got this'' Shrek got out of the car and proceeds to enter the warehouse, paddington says ''What? Are you gonna let him go by himself?'' babadook responds ''Trust me, he's got this.'' After 5 minutes guys started to hear gunshoots, and screams, paddington yells ''WERE GOTTA DO SOMETHING, JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE GONNA KILL SHREK AND MARMADUKE'' babadook says ''Start the engine, they're coming out'' and finally shrek comes out of the warehouse with a marmaduke on his shoulder, he enters the car and says ''Let's go.''
Is this a pasta?
Is this ironic?
Is this genuine autism?
I don't know what feel I'm supposed to feel here.
Is Shrek secretly an all-seeing deity in this universe?
Feel blessed.
cont
Finally guys arrived home, marmaduke is unconscious. Paddington asks shrek ''What happened there?'' shrek responds ''Justice.''
Paddington decided to watch over marmaduke all night, finally marmaduke woke up, paddington yells ''He's waking up, guys!'' Shrek and Babadook enters the room, marmaduke mumbling ''H-h-hey guys, what happened?'' shrek responds ''You're just having a pretty powerful hangover, don't drink so much next time, alright?'' and marmaduke answers ''Sorry guys, my bad''
cut to black
end of episode 3
I have to applaud OP for not going for the meney, obvious jokes.
keep it going OP
What's your fave ep so far?
bump. give us some more, pls.
this reminds me of when I was a kid, dreaming up all sorts of stories
You dreamed about Serbian mafia organ harvesters?
Seriously, though, this really does have that feel to it.
How many people reading the masterpiece?
Come on. Someone's reading.
What do you think will happen next to /OUR GUYS/?
bump
BUMP
When's the next ep coming?
bump.
Uh this series really went to shit after ep3 I didnt even bother to finish it. Does it get better later on or should I just rewatch Seinfeld instead?
Which season? Season 1 is great stuff, but the next "season 2" NOT made by the original creators isn't really that good. The next Season 2, made by the original creator, is so much better.
Season 2 Episode 4
Finally the gang is back together, and after saving marmaduke from serbian mafia babadook & paddington decided to chill for a day, but shrek dropped a bomb on them, he came
into the room and said ''You're all gonna work now, guys, i'm opened a business, a restaurant.'' marmaduke asked ''What? A restaurant?'' shrek responded ''Yeah, with my own special recipes. There's a lot of stuff, Strudel with ogre cherry & ogre icing, shrek shaped fun nuggets that makes your tongue green with swamp pudding inside, shrek ogreheads, shrek shaped mac & cheese all sorts of that stuff, it's gonna be a big hit guys, i'm certain.''