Brit/pol/ Thread - Comfy Edition

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>mfw outer hebrides

We're gonna go Brexit you guys, I know it.

Fuck the mainlanders.

>Outer Hebrides

What's life like there, lad?

BRITS GET OUT!

Well it's fucking pouring outside now, windy too.

How do we get our country back lads?

I love you brothers. It's so tough right now, I just hope our kin pull through tbqh. Do you think we'll make it?

Anyway,
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How the fuck do you cunts sign on?

Do you have to get the ferry to Thurso or something?

We harness the power of meme magic and spread it to normies

Since the Hebrides are huge and remote at the same time they always send all the standard ballot papers to Stornoway a while before an election or referendum.

A day or two before the vote all the ballot papers are distributed to voting stations across the islands, when polling has closed they get driven back to Stornoway where they get counted.

But if the ballot papers are coming south of Lewis and Harris then they get flown in on Islander planes since they need them in a hurry.

Don't mind me lads;
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Scot here. I just want a UK that I can believe in. Whenever I go to England it doesn't even feels British.

Are we fucked beyond redemption? How can our native population ever continue to exist with sub 2.1 fertility rates?

We can do it lads!

>tfw tried unsuccessfully to redpill my dad on the EU

Oh well, tbhonest I'm not surprised, the EU has done a lot of good for him so of course he would vote to remain.

Just looked it up on Google maps.

Looks like Wicker Man territory.

sup

Where are you, m8? St. Thomas'?

that feel when met emokiddy last week at the Brexit movie

Apparently 3 other people called him out on it


What have the rest of you plebs been up too?

Beauty

tuesdays are the worst desu

I found an old Bizarre magazine rooting through my old shit at my mum's house and the letters page had one from a guy whose fetish was Dianne Abbot with a giant body sitting on his face. It reminded me of the guy who always posts lewd stuff about her while she's on TW.

nth for death of Labour.

Good riddance.

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Iktf lad. Jealous of how white you are 2bh.

I always had to deal with diversity, even my nursury was mixed. Scotland sounds idyllic compared to here.

As for a solution, mass deportations are necessary but we need the will of people to make it happen. I think most people will support the idea eventually.

Brexit will be the start. People have had enough.

I genuinely believe the vote will go 60:40 in favour of leave. If this happens and we don't actually leave the EU, could there be civil war?

Am I missing anything lads?

>Iktf lad. Jealous of how white you are 2bh

MFW

Who's gunna be our next PM lads?

this is my new favourite reaction image lads

SNP should be down beside plaid cumrag.

75% chance it'll be Boris or David Davis
1% chance it'll be Are Nige

boris probably, i can't see gideon "creepiest man in politics" winning the conservative leadership and labour are entirely inept atm

This man

>Corbychev caliphate

o i am laffin

Moggy.

I feel like we will leave not necessarily because most people want to, but because low turnout will hugely benefit the leave side.

I mean think about it, here in Scotland our independence referendum has 85% turnout. That's really high by most standards but still a fair chunk of the population not voting and it was MASSIVE here. Like it was everywhere on the news for literally years. The non-status quo side (i.e independence) over performed by pretty much all estimation.

The EU vote will surely be a similar way, except I think it is to the point that leave will win.

If I have to sit through years of Boris the dickhead uniLAD meme as PM it's exit bag time

Can't be worse than Call Me Dave.

Lib Dems are redpilled now that their leader is a religious fanatic

Don't get too cocky 2bh lad.

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You didn't have to make it real m8

i know for sure ill be up in london for the shit storm if that happens

Gideon the oil driller would be a lot worse

I cant stand the sight of the man he is unusually repulsive

Boris is bookies favourite.

t. Bookie

Probably someone like David Davis.

Boris won't get a look in. Same goes for Gideon.

Civil war in modern Britain is inconceivable unless muslims start it

We are too nice as a country

>No more Red Ensign

Take me home

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Nay lad, things are bad but far from unsolvable. Step 1. we leave the EU. Step 2. we get control of immigration from outside of the EU, step 3. we wait it out. Those in the nation will over the course of a few generations fall into the national fold. The Caribbean bros did it and so will the rest. Step 4. Economy over takes Germany by 2050. Step 5.... there is so step 5.

Just make sure we get out the EU.

C-
Can I join?

Got some Brannigans beef and mustard.

Bring back Major

Why are you wearing that sack lad?
It's not winter anymore, it's summer put your summer sack on and stop looking like a fool with that gun.
I hope you have a license for that or else it's going straight in the knife bin.

If you keep it relevant.

So boring they painted him grey.

Just saw this lads

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>Not being one of the bastards

How can you trust the judgement of a man who found Edwina Currie attractive?

Merchant you truly are our greatest ally

>Implying you wouldn't

Will any of you judge me if I emigrate to Australia if we stay in the EU?

Just the thing with a beer.

Proto-New Labour

Yes now fuck off before it's too late.

Good thing we kept that nasty fascist out of parliament eh lads

Considering Poland myself 2bh lad.

No lad, I'm considering going to NZ or Australia, maybe USA if Trump wins

Can't wait to see your guys faces when the postal vote swings it for the remain camp.

Australia, NZ or Murica if Trump gets in are my three main options, but I'm grounded here for a good few years so who knows what'll happen.

Did Ashdown ever eat his hat?

literally crying rn

i just love britain so much

You cannot tell me, you cannot believe we cannot leave the EU, please..

How do we absolutely abolish all Right to Buy laws? Is this a policy of any party?

Today is a good day for Brexit

Yes. A captain goes down with the ship. Didn't the Royal Navy teach you anything?

I think they got him a hat shaped cake to eat.

England does truly want to leave the EU.

Our capital however, is not England.

BBC Comments give me hope.

Sort by worst rated for easy rage material though.

Burgerland is demographically dead but we can still help save Aus/NZ with our glorious Anglo-Celtic seed

Somewhat

>you'll never colonise the world with your knob

why live lads.

>as if it matters
Noone here really thinks that a leave vote would even be implemented, do they?

The EU has a track record for exactly this kind of thing, and in much more minor cases. They arent going to let the whole union collapse on the basis of a vote by 50%+1 of the british electorate who bother to show up on the day

Almost every western government is opposed to Brexit, they arent going to let the will of the governed get in the way of the plan. It never stopped them before after all

>postal vote

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE LABOUR SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!

[bong rip the place up]
[cough]
[cough]

WAAAAAAAAZAaaaaaaa

[cough]

aaaaaaAAAAAAHHhhh

I feel the same way brother, I feel the same way

You stole my screen cap you filthy commie

You hate New Labour. Keir Hardie would be rolling in his grave if he saw this shit.

i'm already stocking up for the happengins when they do that

we will take britain back
by ballot or blood

New episode of Fash Britannia lads. Cathy's voice makes me hnnnnggg

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Holy shit lads I am beyond erect. Labour supporters here are in fucking pieces.

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I'd like to see your scenario play out just to see how far the will of the people stretches.

I suspect the result would be disappointing.

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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

SEND HER VICTORIOUS, HAPPY AND GLORIOUS

Can a Kraut join the threat? I feel kinda lonely when my girlfriend gets pounded....

>mfw Tory UKIP coalition in 2020

It's going to happen lads, Brexit or not, the party is going to split.

kek nice

As long as you pledge allegiance to her majesty

Are you being cucked by Phil the Greek?

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but she hasn't got a lot to say.

She's not allowed to by the lefties lad ;-;

Please God dear God please fucking come here anyway please I swear