Hey Sup Forums. I have a dilemma. I'm very flexible. My first blowjob was like pic related...

Hey Sup Forums. I have a dilemma. I'm very flexible. My first blowjob was like pic related. My question is did I give a blowjob or receive a blowjob? Or was it both? Because it felt more like giving. Any similar experiences?

My first hot fudge enema was horrifying and delightful

The first time I fucked a chicken I laid an egg instead of cumming

It's called 'Autofellatio'

No. It's called ouroboros

I'm here a lot but rarely post. I just wanted to say... you lucky cunt!

I have done this before a few times. I usually feel pretty disgusting after, especially if I ejaculate in my mouth; also my back hurts for a while because of the contortion required to do it. But it feels good during.

Just so you know, I am not gay at all and have never been attracted to a man to any degree. And I don't think it's gay to do this: basically any guy who could probably would try it.

The fuck does it have to do with being/not being gay?

The ironic thing is I give better blowjobs than most girls I've met

I wish I could do that ...

this guy is right,

"autofellatio - the act of performing oral sex to oneself"

Well I assume that's what op was concerned about in making this thread. The first time I did it, I felt kind of gross and wondered if it "made me gay." But after looking at some porn, I was quite sure of what I was attracted to.

Nono. I'm OP. I don't care if it's gay or not or what anybody thinks. My doubts are of semantic nature. By sucking my dick do I give or receive a BJ. Or both at once? Do I decide if it's giving or receiving? Namsayin?

You can improve your flexibility a lot by exercising, stretching etc. So it's up to you

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When you whack off do you cum cause it feels good on your peepee or do you cum cause it feels good to whack off a peepee?

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I doubt it

Whys her ass sticking out of blue portal whose ass is that

Could you rephrase that for those among us who are not in kindergarten anymore?

Both and a little bit of the smiting I'm doing to mom and dad

Mine.

no

Don't be jelly

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