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>UFC 208 results
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-208-play-by-play-and-live-results-630-p-m-et-1

>Swanson vs Lobov is actually happening
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/830569013356924929

>UFC 208 sold out
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/sold-out-ufc-208-draws-announced-15628-fans-for-2275105-live-gate-barclays-center-sports-record

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Just so you lads are aware, /our girl/ is going to strangle some goof at LFA 6 on the 10th of March.

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Khabib bless

how can this not annoy you

I need context.

>netherlands has had 2 ufc champs
the rest of europe BTFO

He means Jacare is so much better it wasn't even a fight.

>De Randamie
>Champ

Lol.

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People want to watch Cyborg fight for some reason...

gq.com/story/cody-garbrandt-ufc-at-the-buffet?mbid=social_twitter
Will he be able to curry the casual public's favour?

To watch a man beating a woman without going to jail?

>yfw cody pulls out due food poisoning

juice owl sun earth
apple lemon duck onion

is it hoe say?

never got food poisoning eating indian desu

>is it hoe say?
Yup, Congrats lad it was a tough one

Speaking of Jose, it's confirmed he's fighting Holloway at 212

hello pajeet

I actually only realised the first letters of each words spelled out his name after.
I thought it had to do with ducking onions, because mcgregor allegedly smells like onions

Need to learn how to make some nice tikka masala desu
So good mmmmm

Derrick Lewis vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Hector Lombard
Sam Sicilia vs. Gavin Tucker
Elias Theodorou vs. Cezar Ferreira
Sara McMann vs. Gina Mazany
Nordine Taleb vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio

please ignore these #fakepredictions

who is /freemoney/ on this card

*punches after the bell*

Sara McMann. She's legit as far as women go. Her opponent is a TUF reject.

too bad she loves jihad

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>Swanson vs lobov winner might unironically get a title shot

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>UFC 208 sold out

Are New Yorkers truly the realest of fight fans?

Honestly I wouldn't mind seeing Cub get another shot if he wins. I doubt he'd beat Aldo, but his last fight with him was 7 years ago and I'm interested in seeing what improvements he's made since.

Just watched 208 and here's my blog

>De Randamie won by a mile,49-46 easily

Holm got countered every single time,stalled terribly in the clinch and landed only one good headkick and a straight left in the 5th.I dont get the contrversy,I also loved GdR for spicing shit up keeping it dirty and her comical cartoonish voice

>Silva 29-28

Except for the clich strikes in R1 Brunson literally dindu nuffin and got what he deserved

>Poirier vs Miller was spicy af as expected and deserve to be in the spicy banger list

I think we can all agree to that.That fight literally saved the card

Why Joe was so obsessed with those late punches ?
They weren't 2 sec late, bell rings and a punch is thrown pretty much at the same moment.
He's such a moron sometimes, couldn't keep talking about it for 10min

Paul Felder and Sara McMann

they were late bro

the ref stops the round not the bell. I don't make it up, it's from Big John

Browne, Hendricks, and McMann is the free money parlay.

HISH

HISH

YUH

HIYAH

HIYAH

idk why everyone seems to think Khabib has it in the bag against Ferguson, El cucky has been fighting top fighters more recently than Khabib has, Khabib's most recent name was Michael Johnson basically

Hendricks sucks ass. Literally the best example of USADA's effects on a fighter, Lombard's fights were competitive atleast. He was destroying Magny and Hendo until he gassed/got caught.

Ferguson got clowned by Vannata, he aint that great

I'd say Pettis got USADA'd harder

He wasn't destroying Hendo.

Are women done main eventing and being pushed?

All their stars are ded now. Good looking broads can't fight

He dropped him and almost finished him in the 1st. It wasn't as bad as the Magny fight but it still could have been a 10-8 for him.

I'd be fine with Cub, but if Artem somehow wins, I don't see any justification for him vs Aldo. Although Aldo embarassing him would be a great meme fight

>I am wearing this symbol of oppression to stop those people who oppress people from being opressed

Women were a mistake

>I think we can all agree to that.That fight literally saved the card

not really, it was a great fight but still not enough to save a shit card where nothing else of note happened

Bane?

Based Germaine punishing Holly by beating the shit out of her after the bell

Will they rebook jacare and rockhold now?

Only other guy really in the mix is Whittaker, maybe he can fight Anderson next.

How would John Wick do in the octagon?

If he ran a gauntlet going from Flyweight to Heavyweight's champs, where would he lose?

Dr pavel

I'm KGB

No one cares what someone who stole the products thinks.

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I would punch Holly after the bell too for making those fucking noises

Sorry BOYS

Women just do it better

mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-208s-germaine-de-randamie-i-knocked-out-a-guy-who-had-40-pounds-on-me-i-have-the-credentials

Is Gustafson gonna fight again?

Jacare's body looks like shit relative to pre-usada, even you should be able to admit that much

No, he's done

cyborg will probably headline a couple of fox cards murking gdr holm anderson in that order and if karate hottie gets a titleshot, that'll headline some inbetweener sleepercard

Has GRRRL clothing signed her yet?

Cyborg is a roider

never rated her, or any female fighters

I love rose and her bald head. But i think it's kind of weird pat Barry is bald too, that would be like fucking the petite female version of yourself. I like guys and that still kinda grosses me out

yeah he is fighting glover

That's sad, I really want to see that Jon jones rematch.

>buying smth that is aired at 5 am

Nah fuck that.If the ufc doenst give a fuck about Yuros I dont give a fuck either

also
>crying about the profits of a billion dollar corporation

thats just sad.I bet you buy your Windows

>they created a wmma division for 3 fighters
WME everyone

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Why are women so stupid?

>waterson vs. joanna
jesus christ what a meme fight

if you dont' shave your own head with buzz clippers you're not a man anyway

>randamie announces broken hand right after the win
clever marketing

Is he /ourguy/?

1. No it doesn't, it barely looks any different.
2. Irrelevant to the discussion. Stop trying to change the subject because you know another boring ass American Wrestler is going to get his shit pushed in.

>It's OK to steal from someone if they have over a certain amount of money

Stupid rationalization. I don't believe it either most criminals will steal from anyone big or small.

I'm mentioning him because he fought last night. He looks like shit compared to before. Totally like he is off the gear. Or he got old. Or he isn't training like he used to. Whatever you want to call it he objectively looks different physically. What is he like your uncle or something?

> but it still could have been a 10-8 for him

lol youre fucking stupid. Go rewatch the fight dummy.

I was at 199 live. I dont need some thirdworld namefag to tell me what happened.

I really really really hate this guys face

I liked rogan and dc on commentary together.

Anik is still devoid of any personality still.

Kek

He's shit

Always funny when a low income loser than watches fights via 480p streams tries to tell you what happened in a fight you watched in person.

BTFO

don't respond to anyone who uses a name

DC sucked.

you are the real loser, you bought tickets to that shit lmao

Grandpa Jacare is just getting old, that's all. In all seriousness though, I do agree he looked softer yesterday. It was barely noticeable and he didn't perform any differently than he normally does, so it's a non-issue really. There still has yet to be a fighter that's been JUST'd by USADA as bad as Pig Rigg.

>implying ufc 199 was a bad card
lmao it was 100 times better than any card ive watched lately

If Aldo beats Holloway, featherweight will boring as heck. No one will be able to challenge him, hope he moves up after.

>even ironically thinking you're going to convince a fan of a fighter that the fighter roids

unless they fail a test, and probably even if they do, you're probably not going to change their mind

But I disagree, now what do we do?

>Bigg rigg was usada'd
This is what casuals believe

His business got bankrupt, ditched his nutrtionist and he switched camps. Thats why he looked like shit lately

The fighted that got JUST'd is pettis

So, where's your argument fag? Everything I said is objectively correct. If you really did see it live you would have seen Hendo getting rekt.

>hating on Based Belal

Belfort

>boring as heck

lol

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I've been saying this for over a month

Belal vs Perry is the moneyfight to make.UFC get your shit together