/cum/ - canda unit stat mecks

I made another nice edition edition

Fuck Drumpf

Fuck Truedew

without fucking fail

before my time, it sure sounds like

how bout that tho

If you make a lucky star on Sup Forums, it wont take long before someone or multiple people start posting the entire collection

I think I might make one

ive been on Sup Forums since i was 10 years old fuck off you newfags

can't say I've ever even thought of making a Lucky Star thread before

usually only visit Sup Forums for current stuff

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>never an "IT HAS BEGUN" edition

Fuck you guys. Start priding yourself on being complete Sup Forums cancer.

nothing has started though

I quite prefer original /cum/ OPs anyway

>sister can't drive so i have to take her places
>she texts me that she's ready to be picked up
>i drive all the way out to pick her up
>still have to fucking wait for her

I feel like, if I saw where you were posting from I would be horrified either way. It would either be perfectly pristine in an extremely creepy way or it would be garbage bags and milk cartons where only you know the way through the maze.

Somep people say Trump has only done 1 thing he promised in his first 100 days in office.
Is that true?

what do you get in return

is it sisterly love?

why dont you teach her

its fine, sometimes girls go in my room

I joined in the meme'ing him in to president, but I haven't seen anything noticeable change around me. Of course though I live in California.

You should pick her up into the bed of your truck :へ)

Some people say I have the world largest cock

No, actually.

There's a proposition in the house to make captured cartel lords assets be used to pay for the wall. We said Mexico would pay for it. We weren't talking about the legitimate government.

nothing, and she's completely unthankful and inconsiderate of the time i waste

she's getting a permit soon but it'll be 6 months after that until she can get a licence

and she's completely inept and irresponsible so i'll probably end up having to drive her around anyway

Move to Alaska and become your own man

>6 months
What kind of shit state makes you drive for 6 months before you can take the driving test?

hehe i lied. it's the world's smallest cock

this sounds good for everyone

OK

people under 18 have to prove that they're literate too (lol)

i used to live there, fucking loved it

>captured cartel lords assets
So... cocaine?
How the fuck do they plan on converting that shit into money?

Business idea: Fund terror groups to drive the cartels out of mexico

It is.

t. ghost of ronald reagan

CIA idea: Fund cartel groups to rattle the Mexican goverment to that they don't become an issue to the USA

That's pretty solid, yo
I'd move myself if I wasn't already absolutely in love with Washington

Sell it to drug companies that require the supply for opiate medications. A temporary solution for a long term problem. Tear off the band-aid sweetheart. life is for the long haul.

Legalize.
Sell.
Say it with me: Trump brand cocaine. Make your Friday nights great again.®

NSA idea: stop letting CIA come up with ideas

anyone /fit/ here?

how the fuck do I do woodchops

I'm so bad at controlling my legs

>american bus stops

are NSA secretly the good guys interested in national security that have to fight the CIA and homeland security?

>watch as terror groups take over drug business, while drawing a US gov paycheck.

I hate Berkeley so much

Here's the thing, the FBI, CIA and NSA all hate the fuck out of each other. It's the only thing that keeps a separation of power within our intelligence agencies. If they cooperated totally, it would be a nightmare.

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I like to believe that the NSA is the least belligerent intelligence agency.

>tfw been sitting out here waiting for the brat for 20 fucking minutes

t. Sam Fisher

>department of homeland security has double the budget of the canadian military

i am .02% jewish according to 23 and me

really should go study some more pals

Jesus Christ bro, just leave the bitch
your time is valuable

She won't have to wait nearly as long once you stick it in :へ)

I'm entirely European except for .01% pacfic islander. No idea.

Goddamn dude I agree, brats are delicious.

>implying she's not just sucking off her fellow coworker

I enjoy bible collecting 2bh

stop saying cummies

My doggy got an eye infection. She's going to the vets tomorrow morning.

post pictures of your dog

I blame you

>bible collecting

Yeah I did that too for a while. Mormons leave one in the drawer of every hotel. I must have like, eighty of them?

Thank god that lonely guy with a revolver didn't find it.

Kidding though, I never take them.

You're not Varg. Who are you, imposter?

is your're doggie cute

corner gas is pure, unfiltered, canada-kino

tpb is good too but it's become too yankified in more recent seasons, especially after it became a netflix exclusive

She's p cute.

When I go though the drive through at Tim Hortons the girls always say she looks like a teddy bear.

FLUFFY

i havent watched the new seasons of tpb but how is it yankified? and the humour in corner gas is garbage

right lads
she's at her friend's house and i've started blasting gucci mane right outside on high volume

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C U T E

That's a thing?
I know a lot of folk, including my own family, who seem to own several Bibles, but I've never heard of anyone actively collecting them

new seasons rely on slapstick and crude humour almost exclusively, which is exactly what yanks like, hence the term yankified

with your opinion of corner gas, you'd probably like the new seasons a lot

Who actually wants a cute dog.

Big dogs > small dogs

objectivly incorrect

/cascadia/ imo

Guys help.

Gf of 3.5 years here. Last week I emotionally connected with someone else. Now I can't seem to feel anything on my gf and I'm blaming it on depression and lack of eating.


How do I love my gf again?

yeah, its fun to explore the different bindings, styles and translations imo. its an expensive hobby though. I have 4 that I use all for different purposes

>red sox win

medium doggo > big doggo > small doggo > shit > nuclear waste > pits

This, cali can share a general with mexico

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>falling in love in the first place
Don't do that.

kys, old tpb is classic, corner gas is boring

>the baltimore orange ducks blew a 9-1 lead

L M F A O

What is the best dog breed and why is it the siberian husky?
>strong russian genetics
>you can leave them out in the cold no problem
>basically a fucking wolf

>kys
>no sense of humour


underage b&

dobies and boxers are cool
I'd be worried to own a husky here because it'd probably pass out in the 110 degree weather

>barely noticed the thread title

heh...

I am in favor of this

pretty neat tbqh.
I've only got like one nice Bbile, and the rest are just like normal books

>Baltimore blows a 9-1 lead
>Atlanta blows a 28-3 lead
Why can't southerners do anything right?
>"MARYLAND ISN'T PART OF THE SOUTH"
Wrong.

Bonjour les amis

Incorrect
Bloodhounds > Boxers > Basset Hounds > Other big dogs > pitbulls > cats > Medium size > Pet rocks > small dogs > The singer pitbull

>going out in about half an hour
>probably going to have to choose between gf'ing this girl or splitting
Not sure what to do, buds.

i would only own a mixed breed from a pound

Golden Shepherds are a top-tier mix.

pits are only shit tier when they're raised to be that way
a breed like the staffordshire terrier are considered a pitbull breed and their temperament is generally considered so gentle that they aren't recommended as guard dogs. it's even noted on wikipedia that dognapping is an issue with them because of how polite they are with strangers. they're also qt as heck

>defending pits
Expected of a chicano. Pits should be rounded up and euthanized. Terrible breed.

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this is very crude

Firebomb Quebec.
Also, see all of you buds tomorrow.

>wanting to euthanize this gentle innocent qt
pitbull isn't even a specific breed, its an umbrella term that includes lots of different breeds
rottweilers are the only dogs I'm aware of that still have a common aggression issue in the temperament

yeah i hate ontario/manitoba too