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Biscuits in gravy edition

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cheeky

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Long Kiss Goodnight is the GOAT rap song

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Stone roses lad

why?

I've had a few drinks now, but I'm thinking instead of the cloak and dagger I just ring his doorbell and then kick his cunt in when he opens.

what do you lads think?

>rap

do it

My man, that's like the 8th best song on that album and doesn't even touch anything on Ready to Die.

father john misty is /brit/core

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You should post your 3" willy instead

>Jaffa cake
>digestives
>hobknob
>shortbread
>cookie
>dog biccie
>custard cream

State of you you prick

I prefer scones in jizz myself

FOY

You seem dumb. State your IQ before I engage you further.

>don't know the first one
>digestive biscuit
>anzac biscuit
>chocolate chip biscuit
>shortbread
>dog biscuits?
>shortbread cream

try again sweety

P.S. do yanks eat dog treats or something?

'ck 'ff 'nk

Maybe if I'm drunk at zero hour I might go for this plan, I tend to have poor long term planning when drunk

I'l post my big celtic dick and balls if you want faggot

drove home after having a pint at a houseparty

Only yanks and jf in the thread?

Fuck this I'm leaving

whats the gravy made of? are those biscuits sweet or are they like crackers?

get some sleep xx

*begs you to stay*

good, fuck off. we run this website

I fucking dare you bitchnigga
You don't have the fucking balls

alberto barbosa

someone link /cum/ to here

had a pint on a plane and got kicked off lads

you should know that quickdraw is working late tonight
for that night time pay i should imagine

>work in minus ten hours

Can't be fucked lads, want to quit and start things again

Found some young goslings by the pond on my walk this afternoon. Cute little fellas.

feeling very unsettled

where do you work

No
Only if you talk about stone roses
Runtlet

manager at jjb sports

>jaffa cake
>biscuit
>biscuit
>biscuit
>shortbread
>dog biscuit
>biscuit

A similar question I could pose to you is why do you call anything which involves putting something inbetween two bread slices a sandwich? Because it's not right. Some things you call sandwiches are actually burgers, paninis,baguettes, or toasties

ah yes, good

all according to plan

Tesco's lad, mind numbing

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I suppose I'll be banned for this by bitch nigga puritan mods, but here, suck on a fat one

FOY

>burgers, paninis
we use both of these you melt
speaking of melt, we say melt as a type of sandwich too

Depressions back again lads

Ahh yess VERY needed

what's the point?

just be a neet if you're going to work some shit minimum wage job

R. Y. H.

LOL

3" WILLY LAD IS HERE

HE'S FINALLY HERE

Bills to pay mate, literal wage slavery

Its 7" when erect

fuck you

pull the foreskin back

>fat

no parents to leech off?

fuck off leaf

don't see how such info is pertinent to you or anyone else

stop asking personal questions

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Post your tiny brit dick fuccboi

Might kill myself a la Ian Curtis

Need to become semi famous first however

but don't y*nks consider paninis and burgers to be a type of sandwich rather than just a panini or burger?

yeah, this

Mum and dad are poor enough without me sapping them

SHAN'T be doing any racisms tonight
SHALL be tolerating and valuing differences in others

i hate frogs

why didn't you make something of yourself if you saw how your parents struggled?

Just started crying for no reason lads hahah

>a panini or panino (from the Italian panini [paˈniːni], meaning "small bread, bread rolls") is a grilled sandwich made from bread other than sliced bread
>A hamburger or burger is a sandwich consisting of one or more cooked patties of ground meat, usually beef, placed inside a sliced bread roll or bun.
what the fuck do you classify it as? we don't call them "sandwiches" anyway, that is too vague

The smell is too much sorry

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Going to college mate, just tired of the constant working, want to pursue my creative side a bit.

How do you say 'turtle' in Irish?

calm down mr crankypants
we wouldn't see them as altered sandwiches as yanks do

morning lads

unironically my cock. look at the state of it

college for what?

NEED an uncut bf to bully my mutilated shaft with his intact member

hahaha look at that

>A sandwich is a food typically consisting of vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread, or more generally any dish wherein two or more pieces of bread serve as a container or wrapper for another food type
and your definition of a sandwich is?

Can't stand the gf

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As a Southerner, where biscuit n' gravy is king.
TRIGGERED

Like a depressed fingerling potatoe

Fuck off yank

STOP POSTING YOUR TINY MALFORMED COCKS I DONT WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT

>A sandwich is a food typically consisting of vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread

that's it, just take out the "and more generally" part

>come into /brit/ at 4:30 am
>see yanks discussing my 3" willy
>some other irish gobshite rises to the occasion instead
odd feel desu

I want to stick my penis in a girl lads

fuck off yank

Social sciences mate, want to be a social worker.

*blocks you*

wew, had enough of him

Mhmm

Post it then laddo

like this

yanks have big beautiful willies

sup wit dat

no
also im a cutfag just so you know

Haha nice

Eww gross

It's a Britbong joke about an American food called "biscuits and gravy."

"Biscuit" in American English refers to a fluffy bread leavened with baking powder, while in British English, it's a hard, crisp baked snack made with flour.

"Gravy" is the same in American and British English (brown meat-based sauce), but the kind of gravy in "biscuits and gravy" is white and looks strange to Brits. The gravy in "biscuits and gravy" actually refers to a different kind called sawmill gravy, only used in the Southern US.

So that pic is the British use of the word biscuit + American and British use of the word gravy.

Eat a dick, the both of you.

It was supposed to be a joke.

How about this big cock instead?

she played her fiddle in an irish band

>Social sciences mate, want to be a social worker.

what kind of mental gymnastics are you going to use to try to say that a burger or panini doesn't fit into that definition?

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