What does girl butt taste like?

What does girl butt taste like?

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Stick your finger in your ass and lick it. There you go...

Butt-fart´s!!!

Tried it like three months ago. Doesn't taste like anything honestly. I usually eat my wife out and have been for the past 10 years. All it tastes like is salty water. I don't see the hype behid it. But then again she's vegan and super hygienic. Must be the taste of rancid ass juice that makes it appealing to most people.

at best like nothing. anything else is disgusting

its stupid and i will probably never do it. 37 years old and counting...

my guess would be ASS!

Like nothing. I do it to please. Plus I love ass. I also bite the cheeks and while rubbing the clit. Makes them cum hard and faster.

u dont eat ass or pussy for the flavor... ur talking like people lick pussy cause its some type of candy

Girls have different types of butts than guys, they aren't going to taste the same

???

You never did basic biology at school, did you?

If it's clean it should taste like nothing, and smell at most a bit musky, or again, like nothing.

Depends on IF:
FAT then sweatsocks and garli
BIG PUSSY then spoiled raw chicken
HAIRY the Robin Williamsw
CUTE SHAVED TIGHT then bubblegum

Does your butt look like this?

It actually tastes good. The girl was probably pretty clean though

I love ass. Before I got married I licked, fingered and fucked the asshole of every girl I ever had and they were all heavenly. When I met my wife I had no interest in her asshole and that was when I knew she was the one.

user, just in case you're too retarded to realize this, woman in porn have enemas so that their asses don't have shit in them. Otherwise, female/male anuses smell/taste exactly the same.

Bubblegum is a good way to describe what I meant by good

OP asked about taste, not appearance retard

Sphincters are the same, user. We're not talking about glutes and fat deposition here

It tastes like really warm and salty skin. That's the best way to put it.. having done it many times. It is nowhere near as gross as people make it out to be.

>women have rounder butts so the flavor is different
>wut? No it disn't mattur that shit exits both because they look a little diffrint they will tayst diffrint

Women have different pheromones than men, I'm pretty sure that affects taste

I have pretty strict regimen when it comes to eating ass. First and foremost, no women over 30. I just don't even bring it up with them.

30 and under I'll try to casually bring up their diet and what they've eaten in the past few days, or if they've had any stomach illnesses recently. If they mention red meat, curry, Mexican, it's a no-go.

From there, once things start getting more intimate I'll spend a good amount of time at the armpit. This is the bellwether of the butt. A little ripeness there means the butt will have the same by a factor of 10. If I'm really vibing with the chick and want to eat the butt I'll suggest we shower together. I pay extra attention to the butt in the shower.

Before I get down to business I make sure she's not feeling gassy or queasy.

It's a lot of work, but worth it. Once you eat the butt, you'll have her eating from the palm of your hand.

>no women over 30
um why..? what does age have to do with it

also masculine vaginas taste worse

After shit, they taste like shit.
After shower, they are tasteless.
>you'll never taste any

this has to be trollololo. if you equate eating ass with the possibility of getting shit on or farted on or something, you live in a cartoon. in conclusion: 9/10

there's always hookers

I had a bad experience and it kind of spoiled me on it. Might be no issue, but I just play it safe.

Do you mean hormones? Because pheromones are something you smell. And no, vaginas taste good (depending on the female), but an asses purpose is to release feces, which will always taste bad unless thoroughly washed (enemas)

Like butt.

in that case, they taste like aids

soap
sweat
nails

I thought ass tasted like nothing until I moved in with my girl. When we were dating whenever I went to see her we would have sex, I would eat her ass, and it was great. I thought this was just her natural state.

When we moved in together her ass started tasting funky. It took me a little while to figure out that when we were dating she would prepare her asshole and pussy for me. Once we moved in together she would be taken by surprise when I would suddenly start eating her asshole.

The moral of the story is to never cohabitate and to never drop in for sex unannounced.

>if it's clean
like licking skin
> if it's not clean
quit licking

It's common sense.
girls hardly poop, their biology is different, they're way cleaner, have more estorgen etc.
You aren't going to get the same taste as if you rimmed some disgusting dudes ass

asking Sup Forums for sex advice
ok lol

Slightly bitter if she hasn't pooped. I got no problem if it has a little poop taste but it IS a little gross. It smells more than what it tastes, but it is like a slight creamy bitterness

Right after taking a shower it only has the taste of her anal mucus which isn't strong, it's veeery tame, slightly sour.

This girl's ass looks like my ex's

Age is key. As an older person your asshole has been through a lot. It is not as fresh and it has lost some elasticity. This means bad flavor.

this. if a male dog smells another males piss he'll get aggressive but if he smells a females piss he'll get turned on because they're not the same.

...

virgin

(anal mucus)

this highlights why eating your girlfriend/wife's ass is much easier than some new chick you're dating. you can hint or talk openly about wanting to do butt stuff and she can plan accordingly shower etc. also she can just say not tonight due to any issues. i remember when my ex would spend extra time on her ass in the shower and that meant i'd be eating it soon

if that's not shopped, her butt cheeks look the way I imagine heaven.

You can't tas pheremones, retard.

can confirm. baby anus is a delicacy in many countries

I really like to eat pussy, I think its probably the hottest thing for me, sex included. Head trapped between some thighs, getting messy-faced, and oh god the pheromones make me diamonds.

They bread and deep fry them. They are like calamari.

>little poop taste
>slight creamy bitterness

sour cheezies, scatole and putricine

what the

Anything tastes like spit after you like it awhile...

If the girl is qt, and you're horny enough you don't even mind the dirty taste tbh.
It actually makes it 100x hotter

Open up man, if you lick ass, bitches will do almost anything for you

soap, shit, or a mixture of both

en .wikipedia. org/wiki/Rectal_discharge

Or maybe I'm wrong but I thought there was a very thin wall of mucus in the rectum.

Anyway, all I know is that when clean. It was ever so slightly acidic

I have thrown up

Srsly. The fact that she enjoyed me eating her ass and she just moaned while tasting dirty...
Fuck, that's what I enjoyed the most, I think

Because the testosterone

DooDoo's

bI boi here, I always suck the dick after he's done cumming in my ass
cleaning it, is just good manners especially since I made it dirty

the retardation is strong

Umm so are wet wipes fecal lips

>CUTE SHAVED TIGHT then bubblegum
more like pink cotton candy tbh, sometimes strawberry

Can confirm, usually tastes like nothing. I like to lick hole hole myself

Hole to hole

You dumb mother fucker.

you're obviously a virgin, who has never been anywhere near a girls ass before

you literally lick dirty ass My gfs tastes like nothing.

i licked my wife asshole so often she already knows to keep it clean for me to eat.

Healthy fit girls taste great.

It'll taste just like your dad's ass did, but hopefully less hairy.

You licked asshole at school?

Your girlfriend has a shit disease that needs attention.

Fresh ass hot from the shower should taste like a sweet fantassy.

I don't know, I refuse to eat ass.
I can eat pussy for hours, but I will not eat ass.

Like strawberries and cream

This guy knows what's up.

it tastes like "no, stop, gross. dont do that. im going downstairs, and its my body."

Then it tastes like blood.

100% agree, could eat pussy for hours

Just like boy butt. Remember that when you chow down you filthy faggot.
Enjoy.

A lot like guy butt, except instead of the added scent of balls and cum you have the scent of cunt. Great either way.

I only eat ass with hookers because I know they are clean

why would a a faggot want to eat a girls ass?

What if they like both?

>When I met my wife I had no interest in her asshole and that was when I knew she was the one.
>I found her less attractive so I knew I had to marry her
???