Celeb

celeb

which celebrity do you want to eat their shit and which do you want to castrate you?

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where is her body? she looks like a starving Ethiopian boy

I want to cum for Emma

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it's right underneath her head

One must be gay not to fap to Emma

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Needs more JJ

Jew girls are hotter than white girls. Fight me

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i want to twist these rubber bands on my sack, 1 more time for JJ

so it starts to hurt more

no curves, shit hips, shit hair, above average face.

she's nothing special, do you guys obsess over her because you watched harry potter movies as a kid or something? At least shes not as uggo as that Masie girl or whatever her name is.

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Hey sweet boys, it's me, Lia. How are you all?

THIS SO MUCH

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How much would they pay to have sex with her?

we need a jj unsee

hi

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ok

more than I will ever have

I am thinking perverse things. Fyi.

about 3.50

tell us, user

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What would you do to her?

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>mfw I see still sad virgins jerking off to Emma Watson
>mfw when its 2017 and people still seem to jizz at the sight of her
>mfw she isn't even that special
>mfw when I realize I'd still do horrendous shit just say hi to her
>mfw all females control us

nah user... face is perfect, great legs, height, hair, beautiful eyes, she's just amazing,,

btw if she's so ugly, who in ur opinion is the synonym of being hot?

Hi baby, what's up?

They are things that should not turn me on.

I know she has a nigger bf but dang she's still hot.

ok

do you think she has her virgin male fans come back stage and "prove" their devotion to her

>come home
>see this
Wut do?

shes never going to look at you that way user. just give up on life

cum

now i want to know even more, tell me in detail, dont be afraid

which one of you fuckers doxxed stutterfag?

Mfw Emma starts dating a black dude

nothing much. what about you lia?

Foy walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies,
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meets in her aspect and her eyes;
And on that cheek and o'er that brow
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,—
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent.

pick her up and give her a kiss on the forehead

I'm mr list

I am just relaxing as well :-)

ask where the fuck I am and why she's there.
Then go home and play vidya I guess.

imagine her reaching back behind her with her greasy cheetos fingers, grabbing a castration device, not saying anything, still sucking on her fingers and tossing it on the floor near you as you walk in, then she keeps eating, occasionally raising her eye brows as if to say "what are you waiting for, virgin user?"
then as you finally do it, she quickly pushes herself off the counter and walks away grinning, you hear her then bump into her dad and start up a small convo about how much of a great little princess she is and they talk about other random stuff

Where?
That's cute

Let her suck my soul out through my cock and then feast on my testicles to give her energy to grow our new demon spawn.

No, she's pure user

Everywhere, eventually.

Eat her out and tease her pussy till she's ready to be fucked, then make her drop to her knees and suck my cock while looking up at me

Have her feed me Cheetos with her sweety feet.

I got one of my own
I got this girl and she wants me to duke her
I told her I'd come scoop her around eight, she said, "Super"
That sounds great, shorty girl's a trooper
No matter what I need her to do, she be like, ?Super?
Own his own throne, the boss like King Koopa
On the microphone he flossed the ring, super
Average emcees is like a TV blooper
MF Doom, he's like D.B. Cooper
Out with the moolah, I let her get a outfit
Just to cool her off, she said, ?Niggaz ain't about shit?
I wonder if she meant it, I doubt it
The way it be in her mouth, she can't live without it
And can't live with this, handle your business
Villain'll stay on a scandalous hoes shit list
One pack of cookies please, Mr. Hooper
It?s fun smackin? rookies, he is the super
Look like a black wookie when he let his beard grow
Weirdo, brown, skinned and always kept his hair low
Rumors has it, it?s a S-curl accident
Doom was always known to keep the best girls? backs bent

Posting for Jlaw's boooobs!

how so?

after the kiss I would push her onto her knees and make her gag on my cock

yes, thats why to prove their devotion she would make them fap to her, seeing who spurts the furthest, when boys start to finish she would instruct them to assist the other boys

just laying in bed!

tell that bitch to get off my counter

I wonder what they'd have to pay to get her to fuck on camera.
Like her getting fucked senseless. Maybe she can be the first actress to squirt on film lol.

I wanna grope them titties

wearing your pjs?

And then what?

but she's pure user...

Thank you! That's very kind.
Something like that!

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Oh...
Good choice
That's kinky
Rude

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You have my attention

I want to massage her feet

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She'll love my cum, I assure you.

I want to blow a load on her tits so bad

>fuck off herman with that coalburner wigga piece of white trash


he lives on Sup Forums in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....


>That moment that you realise that

>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>pedofag
>g-fag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)

aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states


now thats what u call cringe...

just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices

he is also a regular poster on Sup Forums and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads

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Don't we all?

what are you wearing then?

Bad

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I need that thick gooey spit from the back of her throat so my cock's nice and slick for when she jerks me off.

Jews are white

I didn't say she won't

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So you just want her to spit on your cock for a handjob?

*Squish*

A+ nigga

I want to take this bratty princess out shopping and have her max out my $57,000 of credit and not even thank me for it.

Over her shoulder, i-is that...jeff?!