I haven't busted a nut in over a week trips decide what I fap to
I haven't busted a nut in over a week trips decide what I fap to
Your hot relative
Bump
Your dad
So close
Roll for both parents
This
Neelix's feet from Star Trek Voyager
Fluffy ponies.
Mutilated dicks
ceiling fans
post a tribute picture for proof
reroll
gay porn
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loli
Hitler rally audio.
take a pic of your butthole and fap to it
this
this
Dr X's abs
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or this
I'm waiting
how bout an erotic novel depicting a story of how my girlfriend wont suck my dick or do anything sexual, and instead of telling me what she wants to do she only tells me what she doesnt want me to do. Does that get your nuts boiling? I havent cum in 4 days, and this bitch has been here for 3 days. She told me to come lay down on the bed with her, and outright said "come have sex with me". i looked at that bitch and said "yeah, but what am i gonna get out of it? Come suck my dick and ill give you the fuck." shes folding laundry and im fluffing myself because im gonna give her the hugest load right down her throat. Because this day isnt ending without her suckin my dick.
Fuck stupid whores
First thread you find on .
pipe wrenches
Toy Story 3 Furnace Scene at .5 playback speed
Your door
mlp
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here you go
Your failures.
moss
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morgan freeman
Hobo Midget Porn
A jelly wobbling on a plate
this brrooo
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Kato from Steamgirls
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The Lion King.
Interpret this as openly as you want.
rolling for this
start bumping the blueberry threads boys
so close.
If trips, still moss.
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you take a nacked full body picture of yourself, print it out, cum on it and put it in your neighbors mailbox
don't forget to post proof here
So close
This comment
>anything
because you could probably bust a nut to a documentary on sustainable fishing ffs
This just won't happen, will it?
Rerollin' for
holy fuck. the necklace is awfull
like this
a google search for "niggers"
Reroll
Sure, why not?
OP can fap to the movie itself, if he wants to.
Pictures of vodka.
this image
I hate these faggots suggesting weird shit.
Roll for doc on sustainable fishing
film yourself masturbating and fap to it
Ikea furniture
No wait that's sexy
a plain wooden fence.
Google Donatella Versace swimsuit
Kek, rolling for this.
re-roll
Documentary on giraffes.
rawl
You fap looking only at your dick
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my nama nutz lel
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Those tits are actively unsexy
record yourself singing "i will always love you" from whitney houston and masturbate to it
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To this
>Donatella Versace swimsuit
it's a swimsuit, what can be wrong with that?
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yeah bash one out to that if trips
dead kittens and dead puppy webm's...
Mexican cartel mutilation video of your choice
The scene where Rose lets go of Jack in the Titanic and slowly fades away from view in the ocean
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a guy getting elbow deep fisted
Rerolm
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story driven softcore hentai
Hitler
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Zombie girls can't say no.
Fap to a video of the guy in the Dodge Challenger running down people in Charolette
Post the shit you want me to fap to and one of you faggots get trips already
a youtube video of someone taking out a wasp nest
rekt animal vids.
Sir Patrick Moore
furry inflation porn
The good shit
rolling for this
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stare at the door handle on the door to your room
that pic is actually in the same folder my porn is in