I got tired of getting up every 1/2 hour-45 mins to piss, and a piss jug can be such a drippy mess. So I got a texas catheter with my GoodBoy Points.
Have I gone full autist?
I got tired of getting up every 1/2 hour-45 mins to piss, and a piss jug can be such a drippy mess. So I got a texas catheter with my GoodBoy Points.
Have I gone full autist?
Yes
Catheter will swell up ur dickhole pretty good. My father needed a catheter and i assure u its not fun.
What is so important that you can't even get up to piss?
This is a texas one. It doesn't go in the pisshole. Theres this condom thing (to the right) that slips over your winkiedoodle and hooks to the tube, then you go weewee till the bag fills up.
Then you go into your moms room and night and dump it on her bed when she forgets to buy the chicken tendies
Dude diapers ftw
Typing. Watching TV. The finer things in life.
That doesnt sound bad actually. Why are u getting one? Do you have a condition or just dont feel like pissing?
It'll fall off the first time you use it. They more often don't help at all. Indwelling is the way to go.
Source:Am Hospital Nursefag
Why the fuck are you pissing every half hour?
That's like 10 times more often than average
Get one of these OP. Then you won't have to worry.
> not using piss bottles like a normal person
No. I'm just really lazy and want to stay at my computer.
Worse, the bathroom is literally like 8 steps from my desk. But i'd rather hook up a catheter than go to the bathroom 8-9 times a day.
It probably doesn't help that I fill a solo cup up with soda every hour
dude if you're pissing that much you legit have a medical problem.
I just drink a lot of soda is all.
it won't be good. i had a catheter from a surgery i had, it would leak out when peeing. a piece started coming out it started hurting a lot. the hospital told me to make sure i drink a lot of fluids...the meds i'm on sucks up the liquid in me i barely got any water.
>legit have a medical problem
and now we know it's diabetes
this. get your prostate checked no joke
Diet soda.
What the fuck are you drinking that makes you piss that much? Concentrated water?
No need. I have the catheter now!
How fat are you?
You remember that one guy from Blade that he killed with a flashlight?