Please state the nature of the medical emergency

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

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My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel strange

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Female hormones in the water from careless manufacturing companies.

i suggest you talk to some actual FEMALES ensign

or perhaps you're just so horny you're fucking the water. i suggest a holoprogram or if you're able a real woman.

I joined some rally and got hit by a car. What should I do?

The doctor added sexuality programming to himself. Why did nobody on board ever date him?

next time dodge it.

Hey aren't you Eric Foreman's dad? Your kid's a faggot.

uh.........
..................cancer?

It burns when I pee.

His benis consists of virtual particles only.

A whale fell on my hood, please help!

Pee in my face for detailed diagnosis!

i can asure you sir i do not have a son as i am a HOLOGRAM

MOrrrrroOOOOOWEEEOOOOOWWWW I'm canon merrrrroooOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!

help me doctor! I'm having a heart attack!

Seven, you dont even urinate. go back to work.

doctor....it's OP......he's just.....such....a faggot

Star trek holograms have apparent physical substance due to very carefully controlled force fields. They aren't just incorporeal light. He wouldn't be able to hold any tools or anything if he was just made of light.

Hell, think of the countless people in star trek who died in the holodeck. Not only would his penis have physical affect, he could customize it.

According to my scans YOU are the faggot. and sorry there's nothing to cure you.

I know, even Data had a girlfriend once. Surely the Doctor, the lovable, sarcastic, sassy fiend he is should be able to find a girlfriend.

his personality is modeled after the most insufferable asshole in the galaxy

I'm sure the lovers quarrels are fucking awesome. Not to mention the hatefucking.

SIR i take offense of that!perhaps we should schedule some training on MANNERS.

I'll have you know that while i do feel love im much to busy to be fraternizing.

Bullshit. The doctor has enough free time for dozens of episodes dedicated to his hobbies.

He had SO MANY hobbies his program nearly decompiled one time.

Bloaty Head

hey doc, my stomach is feel queasy.

Shut up wesley!

I ran out of scotch. Do you have any "medicinal" alcohol left for me?

*sigh* for the last time scotty, NO!

Don't ever change, Sup Forums.

Blimey!

i am unable to change as i am a hologram.

jokes on you dip ass the doctor had a kid on that weird planet that goes faster than the rest of the universe

please go to this thread

No.

Doc, I need to get an STD test, don't tell the captain.

You dumbass, I'm three other people in this series and you couldn't guess one.

well then go do it urself fag.

hey buddy, impersonation is illegal

I am in love with Mystique of the X-Men...
...I am told that she is pure fiction.

I am afraid of becoming bald. What can I do to avoid this disgusting condition?

You use to have a son ;P

you dont.i doubt you even got a woman.

I got dubs and they won't go away, I never realized how awesome singles were before... Help me!

Why can't I stop, Doctor?

Didn't the guy on the wright get rekt when trying to the attack the dominion home planet with his secret Cardassian/Romulan fleet and walked into a trap?

Hey doc. can I use the holodeck to live out my pedophilian urges?

im afraid i cant help.

Can I at least least hold my breath when my Benzanite GF gives me a blow job.

yes however i suggest some counseling from neelix.

I won't let you kill me again!

no you're an abomination. you're even worse than wesley.

Doctor, I appear to be too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt.

Too sexy

For

My Shirt.

Don't speak that way, doc. We had good times.

You idiots just destroyed humanities future!

I just had sex in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation

He's a physician, not a psychiatric doctor. Your mental illness should be discussed with someone else.

oh shoot gimme 3000 cc's of anthriprepaline

I get this strange swelling in my privates when the Captain yells at me.

>Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
I don't remember calling 911.

I never forget 911.

Quads of truth

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Could Wesley do some "counseling"?

Too soon, user.

The guy died less than 10 years ago.

Should've eaten more oatmeal

Pancake, ogre pancake, fiddle

My shirt is blue.