This happened a few years ago, but i still would like to share this story

this happened a few years ago, but i still would like to share this story.
>be me
>going on vacation to Bahamas
>goes to place to get condo
>owner and employees are complete dickheads
>ff to the day i get the room
>the room is fucking bad
>smells like shit, weird stains, uncomfortable beds and pillows, holes in walls, bugs and mice, no AC so room is basically a fucking oven, no microwave for delicious chicken tendies, and that's not even scratching the fucking surface for how many problems my room had
>incredibly pissed off.
>decides to get revenge in various ways over the next few months i stay there.
want me to continue, Sup Forums?

yes

...

ok then, here we go!


DAY 1
>goes to pool
>chill for a few hours
>employee tells me i have to wait to get back into condo because i'm wet
>youfuckingprick.jpeg
>come up with nasty plan
>hides behind object to spy on dickhead employee
>sees him go into a strange room that normally would go unnoticed at first glance
>looks through hole in wall
>dickhead is smoking weed
>waits for him to leave
>i go and buy a box, gift wrapping paper, laxatives, and sticky notes
>takes big shit in box, gift wrap it, and write a note on it
>writes "hope you enjoy, cunt." on it
>employee noticeably shaken up by something the next day
>youfuckingdeservedit.jpeg

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bump more pls

Continue please

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I'm invested. Moar

DAY 2


>in shitty room
>starts hearing weird noises
>thinks nothing of it
>noises start getting louder and weirder
>turns on light
>finds out where the noises are coming from
>hole in wall can show me what is making the weird noises
>takes a look inside of hole in wall
>sees a couple having hardcore sex
>girl is a solid 9/10
>she rides the guy's dick really fucking good
>starts jerking off to couple
>doesn't get caught once
>shit is super cash
>gets idea
>begin to cum all over the shit room and other places in the building
>overhear employees talking about how pissed off they are about me jizzing all over the place
>comes up with even nastier plots
>thinks to myself
>"employees haven't seen shit yet..."

PLS CONTINUE

more pls

moarr

checked and more pls

Even if OP continues to deliver this is shit and dull, no substance.

DAY 3


>happy to hear that the employees hate my sperm everywhere
>starts spying on employees for information on how i can fuck with them even worse
>hears they have ant problems
>greatidea.jpeg
>goes to local grocery store
>buys literally all of their bread
>can use it for food and to fuck with dickhead employees
>puts bread in every nook and cranny
>their ant problem is out of fucking control
>tries to come up with more ways to worsen the ant problem
>decides to mix up food items
>occasionally put things like small pieces of candy or something in various areas of the building.
>place calls exterminators
>i put more bread crumbs
>the exterminators are costing them quite a lot of money
>i am fucking unstoppable
>exterminators stop coming
>ants keep on coming
>i've basically made the condo my bitch

This is a good thread OP

more pls

Pls Continue!

Moar

Feed me more

Somebody screen cap this plz.

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Bump don't let it die

DAY 4


>keeps making ants arrive for about a week
>starts to get bored with the ants
>stirs up some nasty ideas
>decides to piss in various areas
>only lasts for a few days
>starts to get boring again
>decides to come up with the nastiest ideas i could possibly conceive
>starts going into areas outside to look for dead animals
>starts to put roadkill and other things in the building
>dickhead employees are fucking furious
>starts investigation
>they got absolutely no evidence of anybody that could be causing this mayhem
>i cause more ants to arrive with my bread crumbs
>unintentionally causes a swarm of disgusting ass flies to arrive because of the roadkill i put out
>decides to up the severity of the ant infestation
>puts out even more bread crumbs
>decides to make more animals arrive
>starts to lure in opossums and cockroaches
>the opossums arrive in a timely manner, but not the cockroaches
>decides to use laxatives and take massive shits down the hallways of the building on every single floor
>also leaves roadkill and opossums
>i start to notice their business is starting to drop
>straight 50 keks
>starts thinking to myself
>realizes i have totally been holding back on my nasty plots
>begins to brainstorm once again

moar

Bump

>decides to use laxatives and take massive shits down the hallways of the building on every single floor

Moooore

>realize I've been holding back
Are you ok?

bump

Put me in the screen cap pls

more you nigger

Moar

I need more, I need it!

DAY 5 PART 1


>my beautiful disgusting rampage is starting to fuck with their business
>the dickheads install cameras and other shit
>youcantfuckingstopme.avi
>the cockroaches finally arrive
>comes up with the nastiest plot i could ever conceive
>decides to smear my own shit, the blood of the dead animals, and my own cum all over the walls of the building
>also decides to buy an axe and axe the fucking walls
>but there's only one thing stopping me
>the security cameras

oh lawd pls bring me moar

That's a lot for one day, isn't it?

Hello, r/Sup Forums

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Bump

BUMP so hard right now

Please, continue

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boomp

This thread

lol

How does OP not get evicted for smearing his senen everywhere?

he's a sneaky mother who couldn't get caught

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DAY 5 PART 2


>brainstorms for an entire week
>there's only a single way i can execute my plan
>i must become a dickhead employee myself
>apply for job
>people don't even recognize me as a person there because of their horrible work practices
>gets job effortlessly
>people there think i live somewhere else
>basically break into my own domicile for an entire week
>cunthead boss tells me i can monitor the security cameras
>HOLYFUCKINGSHITLETSGO.zip
>"monitor" the cameras for a few hours
>translation: play SM64 using an emulator, jerk off to porn, listen to my favorite music (Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pink Floyd, KOЯN, Tool, The Beatles, Dinosaur Jr., Slayer, etc.)
>decides it's time to strike
>goes to my room
>grabs axe
>axe all of the security cameras
>timetogetrapedassholes.jpeg
>waits for usual closing hours
>goes through with my plan
>all of the walls are covered in shit, blood, cum, piss, and axe wounds
>it's so fucking beautiful
>dickhead employees practically shit themselves
>except for me
>goes into "work" next day
>asks cunthead boss if i can monitor the cameras some more
>she caves in
>wait.jpeg
>they have more security cameras in a different room
>sits there, watching dickhead employees clean up my beautiful mess, laughing my fucking ass off
>shit is so fucking cash

BUMP 4 MOAR

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you are my fuckig hero right now OP

I swear if this ends with a shitty pun

You are an legend

this is bordering on lunacy, but I'm willing to engage in suspension of disbelief to hear the end of the story

>, listen to my favorite music (Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pink Floyd, KOЯN, Tool, The Beatles, Dinosaur Jr., Slayer, etc.)

omfg when you thought it couldn't get better

Bump

>(Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pink Floyd, KOЯN, Tool, The Beatles, Dinosaur Jr., Slayer, etc.)
>the list goes on

BUUUUMP

>Is able to do all of this in 5 days
Still a good story, though, please continue

>DAY 5 PART 2
>brainstorms for an entire week

It took him weeks learn to read pal.

You Fucking Live There

Bump Please don't die

bumpo dumpo

I honestly have no idea how i didn't get caught with all my jizz on the walls.


DAY 6 PART I
>starts to panic thinking i might have been caught by the other cameras i didn't know about
>starts to look for the functioning cameras
>finds them all in only 2 hours
>the employees are raging
>goes back to monitoring security cameras and putting roadkill, ants, opossums, and cockroaches for a few days
>gets bored
>lets even more animals in
>rats, lizards, etc.
>>dickhead employees start to investigate other dickhead employees
>ohshit.jpeg

Don't die, I screenshotted on shitty iphone 4 though guys.

>pull out gun
>fuck my boss
>fuck his boss and his daughter
>cum everywhere
>shoot rapiees
>dead everywhere
>police don't come because that's irrelevant for my story
>get my wickedest ideas ever
>ideaboner.jpg (GREENTEXT JOKE LOL)
>nuke the ants irradiating SUPER ants
>they shit and piss everywhere

this legit sounds like it was written by a 12 year old

just let him have his moment desu

Just to let you know the poster count remained at 1 at the start, OP was telling himself to cont.

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DAY 6 PART II


>>dickhead employees keep everyone on watch
>starts thinking up more nasty plots and ways to get around them watching me
>comes up with master plan
>shut off cameras
>wait for the dickhead employees to leave
>carries out the things i normally did
>as i do it, i come up with 2 great disgusting ideas
>lure opossums into air vents
>starts to repeatedly throw dead animals into the walls
>takes shits in the hallways and in the elevators too
>hears noise
>OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK.mov
>it's a opossum
>decides to amp up the number of dead animals
>axes 3 to 4 opossums
>throws them into the wall a few times
>chooses to write fucked up shit in their blood
>draws a pentagram in the opossum blood
>writes "FUCK YOU DICKHEADS" in the opossum blood
>watches dickhead employees clean up the mess
>fucking kek
>notices boss crying
>notices she's kind of hot
>newgoal.jpeg

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oh boy here we fucking go

ohhhh fuck

This is so not believable at all but I can't stop reading.

MORE

i see where this is going

fake and gay, like out of an autistic kid that wnats sex

>DAY 7
>>start talking to the boss
>ask to come round her house
>nut all over her face
>i shit myself and a dead opossum comes out
ohshit.jpeg
>realise ive been caught i axe that bitch then shit her out in the reception

???

NOT OP BTW JUST BORED OF WAITING FOR OP TO DELIVER

false flag

bumping for moar

sorry

>Tool
That is my shit

at least be more creative

bump nigger

heres what happened OP

>you made up a bunch of lies

/thread

i was gonna but just got lazy

DAY 7


>does the usual routine for another 2 weeks
>realizes my boss is fucking hot
>musters up the courage to ask her out on a date
>she says yes
>IAMBETANOFUCKINGMORE.gif
>takes her to fancy restaurant
>this becomes a thing in between me doing fucked up shit to the motel and working there
>gets another idea
>starts to write disturbing shit on the walls way more frequently
>usually talking about how i "enjoyed" killing the opossums, cockroaches, lizards, rats, etc. or something related to satan
>ff to a date with my cunthead-no-more boss
>she asks me to be her boyfriend
>immediately say yes
>BETANOFUCKINGMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE.avi
>starts to notice the motel business steadily declining
>straight fucking kek
>ifuckinglovemylife.jpeg

this

this niggers lies just get more and more entertaining

is hope this turns into some sort of fable where op starts living with the boss and the motel goes bankrupt or closes down so theyre forced to be homeless