What do I say?

What do I say?

show me your dildo collection

Ask her if she likes spaghetti

Say "I farted."

And the dubs have it!

ask her where your charger is

do it OP

If you were my homework I'd do you on the table

ohh fuck, i feel awkward for you op

"i'll eat your ass for a bag of skittles"

you wanna get vertical with some cherokee chicks

that's low effort and just stupid

send nudes

I don't use dubs, I'm not autistic and I don't want to ruin this on the first post. She's hot and she responded first. Plus she lives 1 mile away from me. I can't screw this up.

nah he'll be fine. last time this happened the OP told the girl he'd murder her and her family and he still got digits

suck my dick for some ragu?

do it for sparta

>doesn't want to ruin it
>asks Sup Forums for advice

Are you fucking kidding me

Say: I eat ass

Hey there beautiful. Been thinking of you. You know... you, me and walk on the beach... hand in hand.

Sup gril u eva been wit a cracka dis hot befo?

Just say hey and ask her how she's doing.

does she has any bio?

well those shity stuff works most of the time

BILL CLINTON IS A RAPEIST
INFOWARS DOT COM

ohhhhhh i gonna throw up

OP abandoned because he is a beta cuck

U want sum fuk?

just say hey how it's going already so we can move on

Shall we get veal this evening? I was thinking about eating a child... but not a humam child... I'm no cannibal. Lol... look at me go here. Silly me... so, veal?

show bobs and vagene

What a pansy

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This will be a shit thread then

DELIVER ANYTHING COME ON OP

she messaged you first? must be a fake account

Roll

Pointless thread, sage

Tell her you're a white knight prepared to die for her anytime

Rollin

OHH fuck that gonna be autisitc.
"It's been kinda boring lately. Have any suggestions how to change it?"

Sup Forums approved?

op
deliver the dubs

every time with this stupid response. You don't know me, don't ask me how I am. Because it wouldn't matter to you.
At the end of the day we are looking for potential partners to fuck. Why don't you ask, hi are you willing to mate?

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Cuck faggot

>she's hot

first post here. she is most likely a bot, mate. just have some fun with it

if you want to keep it autistic and boring then yes

I only came to this thread to tell you to charge your phone. but looks like you beat me to it. faggot. good luck with Emily though.

holy shit you're a boring person, OP.
"i'm feeling kinda blue and could use a helping "hand" if you know what i mean"

Send a gif or threaten her I ahh.. idk.. like dude... its Sup Forums at least makes this shit exciting of offensive or sutin

" if you know what i mean"
some of you are op beta level

you expected more after seeing this thread?

what the fuck is this normie shit

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What will it take to make it a we problem?

it could easily be a "you & me"| problem

Op is gonna be elbow deep in this puss if he plays his cards right and follows these instructions

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Fire away OP, Gods speed.

yea it good, you can be more passive, just dont shit your pents

Good luck

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does she can write english?

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Yes go op

kek and what now, we need expert

holy shit OP getting btfo ahaha

if she's going to BTFO bombard her with gore and alt right memes

RIP in peace OP

The bitch isn't into it, back it up and say 'that was a bit forward haha, suppose we should get to know each other better first?'

"Come on, don't be like that. I've got a new place I've been meaning to try. Care for a free meal at worst?"

post a pic of her, seems like a q-t from the little on show

>this

I'm no expert but what i'd do here is call her out for beeing a bitch for responding like that or even better send her on a guilt trip because she probably realises shes beeing a bitch right now. Worst case scenario you offend her and she actually starts paying attention to you

>backtracking
>offering free shit

and all this time I never realised Sup Forums stood for Sup Forumseta

eh it'll work if shes a slut

yeah dont beg or offer free shit what the fuck

Already fucked it up. Nice going bud

Desperate times my friend. Need to keep some normie credibility so the stacies don't shit

no shit its Sup Forumseta

Doe

not even close to beeing fucked up yet shit its over when she blocks you

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eh

This is your best shot op, see what happens. Calling her out as a bitch will not work.

I don't know how to arrange that, but [put what you want op movie, beer, etc.] surely will be lots of crying and laughing

yes
go full beta

DONT DO THAT U BETA FUCK

ahaha what a trainwreck of a conversation this turned out to be

ABORT MISSION THAT'S TOO FUCKING BETA

orbiter achievement unlocked

"Well that's not very nice. Didn't mother teach you to be polite to others?"

could do, just delete "Come on, don't be like that."

Agreed now you just sound beta as hell. I'm telling ya dude you blew it

Do this, you're taking control of the situation by setting the terms, and making a joke of a well known thing slags do by using dudes for free meals.

you are worse then op, how?

i was going for more of a
"wow it took you two sentences to start acting bitchy"
+ maybe a small compliment about how she looked like a nice girl or how you thought she sounded nice, something along those lines.
she mite' just go full psycho mode if you dont lube it up after calling her bitchy.
Its a gamble is what I'm sayin'
but yeah, i guess if you wanna play it nice go for that thing you typed

Hahaha

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