Ok Sup Forums, Londoner here. Need your help

Ok Sup Forums, Londoner here. Need your help.
Every single day on my way to work I sit in front of several nu-male types and tumblr whales.
You know the type, latte socialists with plenty of "equality" and "smash the patriarchy" buttons on their flannel shirts, rainbow colored hair and all that.
Recently I've realized all of them have one thing in common - all travel with laptops on their laps.
All those laptops are obviously covered in stickers with random political and muh feels bullshit messages.
So here's the thing, five days ago my boss called me over and gave me a neat brand new macbook, so I can work from home and on the go. Idea.gif
This is just too good. I'm about to order a pile of vinyl stickers and cover that bad boy with some random triggering crap while taking pics of their fucking faces. I got some ideas already, but I need more content. Give me some ideas of what should I print out for the maximum effect.
Obviously, within the legal limit, I can't put fucking nazi shit etc on, although that'd be hilarious and probably cause heart attack-tier butthurt. Otherwise, anything goes.
Send me some ideas, I'll have those printed out and delivered in two days and provide pics. Tits for attention.

TL;DR
Need triggering material to cover my laptop with to fuck with the commuters from tumblr.

>live in cuckland
stopped reading there
how you haven't an herod yet i'll never understand
you cucks really have no honor
those indians you ruled over have more balls than you fucking cucks, they'll kill their own sister for being a degenerate.
you and your cuckcuntrymen on the other hand?

Bump

Its subtle, and if they pick up on it just say you like Big Macs and the Advert.

pure autism, should do the job

Much appreciated, Sup Forumsro

Is that the 'imagun muh shawk' dude? Fuck can't remember his name

yeah that's the one, paul joseph watson.
the sales pitch for the shirt is cringey as fuck

also, add a two genders sticker and a cartoon of mohammed

and one saying the wage gap is a myth, and obviously a trump/maga one

Gotta be plenty of Brexit swag around. Add MAGA for good measure. And if you really want to go for it, find an NRA sticker.

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how about "all lives matter" or "stop political correctness" or "smash communism"

a mt rushmore with nigel farage, tommy robinson, theresa may and katie hopkins

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lenovo

this

"not all muslims are terrorists, but..."

try this

get a trump soundboard on it

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This is perfect

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