What would you do with a time machine, Sup Forums?

What would you do with a time machine, Sup Forums?

Go back in time retard.

travel 6 year back. buy bitcoin.

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You read my mind

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Tell Hitler to finish working on jet engines and nuclear weapons before invading USSR

Tell hitler usa will attack in normandy

Destroy it before it falls in to the hands of an idiot(other than me).

tell Lincoln to send the niggers back

travel back to the 12th century, bust Roger Bacon out of the Marches of Ancoma with a crow bar, have him teach me latin in return, then go back to Rome around the time of Claudius, warn him about Messalina and then give him steam technology, radio and advanced agriculture on the condition that he exterminate all of the Christians.

I would go back in time and be Joan Cusack

I already did what had to be done. You just don't know it on this timeline.

Id reverse whatever this guy did

Warn hitler of the commies and Americans invading.

Go back with a series of schemes to achieve considerable wealth.

Wipe out some unsavory humans

Go find my wife at 15 instead of 36.

Go back 45 seconds before I read all of these shitty answers to an equally shitty hypothetical question

Go back 21 minutes and slap you for making this fucking thread.

pretty sure he already knew, but he was so fucked up on morphine he didn't give a shit.

Go back and make up lost time on fucking myself in the ass.

Prevent the JFK assassination

REVERT YOU KEKOLOGY