Give me motivation to take a shower

give me motivation to take a shower

you really dont need it, so why?

bump

So you don't smell like a bag of smashed assholes

When was the last time you had a warm and soapy shower fap?

I just took a shower a few mins ago. I feel refreshed and a bit happy.

This girl wants you to buy her a cheeseburger. If you stink, she will not touch your peepee.

I think you're a lonely, unemployed, depressed fuck, which won't have any human interaction in the next couple of months. So why bother showering when you can stay dirty and unwanted as you are right now :)

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I have showered once in the last 3 months. I refuse to motivate you OP. Stay filthy my friend

>girl
does it also have a pee pee?
if not the faggot OP wont care about being stinky

No. Born with a Vajayjay

livin the dream

Bathing is for white people, nigger.

If you were white, you would do it without thinking about it.

Go back to the jungle, nigger.

I know this life.

I used to go weeks without bathing, my mom would smell me from across the room. I feel so ashamed.

You feel so /comfy/ after it.
I understand that you've probably forgotten this feeling, but trust me, it's worth it.
For bonus /comfy/ points, change your bedsheets.

Would You?

That's a beautiful picture. You take this? Where is it?

Hell no dude wtf
Pls don't tell me how gorgeous she looks. She doesn't you perverted pice of unwanted shit.

Summer will never end

Last 2 digits is how many days of nofap I do

Kys