Lets have a greentext story bread guys, ill start with a personal experience which was noteworthy

Lets have a greentext story bread guys, ill start with a personal experience which was noteworthy.

>be me
>16 years old blah blah blah, still in school/college, parents throw this party for their friends
>me being me, slightly on the beta side im awkward as fuck but mingle amongst the people at the party
>notice this super fucking hot milf, looks to be in her 40's shes super smoking hot, like unreal level hot
>we didnt really talk we made eye contact a few times and i could tell she was "into" me so to speak?
>party ends up finishing at 2am and everyone goes home leaving me and my family to clean up
>next day comes around and my mother comes up to me, hey "user", yes? I replied, you know "milf" (which is what we will refer to her as from now on)
>she said "you will break a lot of girls hearts when you get older" I was thinking to myself wtf does that mean but of course i figured it out
>find it odd she told my mother that but i guess they talk a lot of shit when they get drunk etc
>think nothing of it and move on

>a few weeks go by and my mom comes to me and tells me that milf asked if i could sort out her laptop for her since it wasnt connecting to the internet
>me being me, a little beta fag of course i know how to fix computers as im sure most of us on here do...
>end up going round her house, find out she literally lives like halfway down the street next to mine
>turns out she just didnt update windows like 99% of normal people do and google chrome was being a cunt and also her date and time where incorrect, the fuck.
>fix the issue which takes me a little while, she basically keeps thanking me and i dont charge her any money, she thinks im some sort of fucking genius at this point
>she ended up giving me her number because she thought id be handy in the future when she inevitably fucks her laptop up a second time...
>again a few weeks/months go by and i get a text, its the milf, she just text me asking me to come help install something on her laptop, o fuck.jpg, it is time.
>arrange to come round and this time shes home alone! (last time her bf was round) we ended up really hitting it off and i was making her laugh and it was all round amazing
>got the shit she needed installing installed and called it a day, she was super hot this time too, i swear she kept getting hotter the more i saw her...
>anyways we ended up finally texting normally back and forth later that day, again she was thanking me for helping her with her POS laptop.

>got talking to her about all kinds of stuff, basically got onto the convo about painting and how she had always wanted to learn how to paint, no fucking way.png, I tell her im super good at painting and i could teach her
>shes basically blown away at this point at the thought of me helping her to learn to paint, so we end up arranging to meet up this time with the intention of doing that... painting together
>only as it rolled around to 11pm at night me being the little retard that i am, super horny messaging her, i start pushing the convo with stupid shit like "what else are we gonna get up to?" super suggestive shit like that
>i feel im pushing my luck but she replies with, "hmm i dont know you tell me? ;)" i noticed the winky face thinking to myself, holy fuck im in there, anyways it rolls around to midnight and we end up getting off to bed
>its meeting day now, after college i get in the shower and get super clean, try and make myself as nice as possible, head over to her house feeling like a motherfucking alpha, when i get to the door i realise im not and almost pussy out
>feeling pretty nervous as to be expected, end up just hitting it off like last time, i felt pretty risking trying to fuck a friend of my moms which is basically what i was doing at this point.

>anyways blah blah blah we do indeed start painting shit and it goes without anything interesting happening until she starts smelling my neck saying "ooo user, what is that i love that" i tell her what it is, some fucking cologne i forget which one it was
>she starts smelling it more and more and i turn my head around and we kissed just once, i was basically ready to fucking cum all over the place at this point i had blue balls the whole time, since it was just us again, her bf was at work
>we ended up really passionately making out and i was so turned out, she started telling me that she thought i was attractive at the party and i told her i thought the same, i grab her ass as we keep making out and its so big, if i had to say what she looked like
>cherry deville mixed with that proxy paige person, you guys know the one, anyways, who wants me to keep going? it gets a whole lot better from here out.

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god i fucking cant spell sometimes, i ought to proof read my shit.

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this looks like the girl from vintage space on you tube...guise?!

pretty much lol.

>so we keep making out and shes basically moaning ever so slightly as we kiss, her mouth tastes like minty toothpaste freshness which is actually a huge turn on vs my ex gf which was a little so so...
>she starts rubbing my dick through my pants and i swear to god i had to hold it in, she was driving me pretty wild, she pulls out my dick and slowly starts sucking it, she literally gave me the best blowjob ive ever had
>it was so sloppy and she commented saying she could taste my cum already, because i was basically on the edge the whole time, she keeps going at it and i ended up just cumming right on her tongue and she swallowed the whole thing
>woah, i was like, holy fuck, in my head it literally felt like and out of body experience, anyone who has a new girl in their lives knows the feeling of the first time you guys do anything together, times that feeling by 10 thats how i felt
>the only downside was it actually wasnt as good as it could be because of my fucking blue balls they hurt like a motherfucker the whole time, anyways after she did that i ended up like making out with her as before and rubbing her pussy a little bit etc it was so fucking hot, anyways
>8pm quickly rolled around, her bf gets home usually at 9 - 9:30pm so we were risking it, i ended up leaving and she kisses me on the way out, go home feeling like the biggest fucking baller the world has ever seen, literally on top of the world, lol

Is there more?

yeah typing sucks dick, im working on it now

Is there more?

>she drank my cum
>we made out after
user.. why

it wasnt like straight after i should have worded that better my bad, kek

>god this shits getting long, we eventually ended up texting yet again later that night and i couldnt stop thinking about it, she told me not to tell anyone though which of course i didnt, its not like i didnt just post this on Sup Forums anyways moving on
>we ended up arranging to meet up a second time, this time purely for sex reasons, i was super in there at this point, we spoke on the phone which was super hot, her voice was amazing tbqh, it was another day her bf was working too
>he worked shifts, probably the reason why she was so horny for me more so than she would have been, i doubt he did anything to satisfy his woman, we ended up actually fucking this time and this time there was no blue balls i was just having a great time
>she was the best lay ive ever had to this day hands down, we fucked so much like over and over i came like a total of 3 times the first time we fucked and i ate her out and she came a whole bunch too, we did this on and off for a year or so before we moved house
>one time we almost got caught, her bf came home earlier than usual and i got my clothes on and jumped from the bedroom window onto the roof of their garage and out the house with just my socks on and ran down the street haha, good times i guess?
>that pretty much concludes my story really, i saw her once in a store when i was out with my mother, she came up said hey to us both etc, i was dying inside trying not to look obvious in front of them both, im 19 going on 20 now and i still think about this story to this day

because op is a gay

yeah yeah, snipping tool, google, im lazy im sorry.

If anyone screen caps this put me in the bottom right corner upside down

Anyone have that Google drive link with the shit ton of stories? I saw it yesterday but forgot to save it.

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haha good for you OP that was a nice story

OP that was a hot story... surely you can post a pic of her with her eyes blocked out or something?

> I'm in my mid thirties and work at a university.
> not an instructor but in the class daily as well as my office
> I do on occasion get young women who,think they can use me for advantage
> starts out pretty stupid usually, just as corny as it seems in porn
> girl uses her looks and drops not too subtle hints
> always ends they same way.
> " if you want to have sex, all you have to do is ask"
> really?
> " yep"
> you wanna fuck me?
> " that's a stupid question, of course I do"
> "but it's not me you need to ask"
> wait, what?
> "you neèd to ask my wife."

can we bring people together to kill all the niggers?
also 8 more days until final day *clock tower chimes*

> wife and I have been have more fun lately
> sex in public, new toys, cam-ing

> one of these students actually gets up enough nerve to track down my wife
> she was failing classes and sat on my comment for month before acting
> she drops a personal letter on our door step
> she says she has had a crush on me for the two years at school
> asks my wife for permission to watch us fuck, wife and I
> of course wife is a little taken aback by this
> little upset but responds with a semi polite NO
> another week goes by, another letter.

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Keep this thread alive, currently writing down a story

Should have fapped beforehand to avoid the blueballs. I fucking know that feel op, it sucks

yeah hindsight's a bitch isn't it

Nice story but for fuck sakes I just fapped twice and you're making me go at it again fuck

Im newfag from le fag but im gonna try so here I go

>be me
>13 yearsold living with just you and your dad
>live in middle of forest basically, neighbors acres away
>climb on roof frequently to lay on back and watch stars like fag
>your aunt Nancy comes to stay with you one day, she is going through rough patch
>she is hot user. Blond, huge tits, I remember her like a porn star. she is about 35
>be up on roof one night with just you and Nancy home. light comes on through skydome
>you know you shouldn't but you slowly start to creep crawl towards dome
>be very careful, take your time
>see Nancy lying on back naked, legs spread open, bath faucet pouring onto her pussy
>her eyes are closed, you get a good long look
>suddenly her eyes open and look right at you
>panic, dart backwards and sit quietly laying on back
>Nancy comes out to back porch where ladder is going to roof, starts calling me name
>lay quietly, say nothing
>time passes and she leaves, you climb down
>my aunt never mentions it
>weeks pass
>have bedroom in basement with unfinished trim around door
>you can see out into downstairs living room no problem
>one night Nancy has BF over and they hang out in downstairs living room
>go to bed, your sleepy
>decide to spy, it doesnt take long
>he gets up and starts giving Nancy head
>Nancy looks right at me, right where crack is. I know she cant see me but I move back affraid
>I go back up to crack slowly, he is still eating her pussy
>she is still looking right at me smiling
>she starts flirting a lot now, when my dad isnt home she walks around in underwear and no bra, very see through shirt
>she eventually moves out, im sad

Did I miss my chance to have some hot insist user? Picture looks like her sorta.

ill take that as a compliment I guess? i still think about her, we really haven't spoke since.

You fucked up user

He fucked up big time.

> wife says I need to talk to the chick, she is not too comfortable with this
> I'm afraid this will turn into some kind of blackmail thing so I try and cover my ass
> sit "Amy" down and tell her that it's not going to happen
> she asks why
> "isn't that what you said to do?"
> "is it not something you and your wife would enjoy?"
> I tell her the truth
> the wife and I even played out the story to sex a couple times
> just the thought of her there made things even more intense
> but I'm not loosing my job over this
> "I'm not going after your job or grades. I just want to have fun"

> the wife and I go back and forth a few times over it
> we plan the thing to the fucking T
> a night out, drinks, dinner the wife and her hit it off
> around 1am we head back to our house wife and "Amy" get started in the back seat
> in the 15min drive home I think I counted at least 10 "oh fucks" from the back seat
> we pull up to a stop light just about a mile from the house
> Amy rolls down the window and starts sucking on my wife's tits for the car next to us
> never seen cell phones come out so fast

>be me two weeks ago
>out drinking with friends at nearby beach
>one friend has his gf with him
>have some history of cucking this friend, he tried to seduce an old ex of mine so I ended up fucking his ex as revenge but we solved it eventually
>another group of people come over to where we're sitting and join, apparently one of my friends knew them, mainly nigs(somalis)
>one girl in this group is super fucked up, says she's on 400 ug of lsd
>think she's bullshitting
>nah son
>she gets up after a while and wants to play some football(soccer)
>get up with her and pass her the ball
>literally only touches the ball before she trips over it and hits head on a plank
>laugh and think no more of it
>notice she's not getting up
>go over and try to help her up, she's pretty much unresponsive
>rest of the group join and try to contact her
>everybody talking over eachother speculating on what's wrong, yada yada yada
>I end up calling an ambulance and meeting them
>they spend about 5-10 min wrapping her up and putting her on the stretcher
>she's screaming in agony telling the paramedics to fuck off
>right before they leave they ask us where their computer is
>don't know what the fuck they're talking about
>they think we stole their laptop
>try to convince them that we didn't take it
>they don't believe us but leave shortly after anyways
>see one of the previously mentioned nigs head for the forest
>comes back after 2 min with a disassembled laptop
>fucking nigger had managed to sneaked into the frontseat and steal the computer while they were tending to his best friend
>he's totally unapologetic
>try to explain that the computer is locked and of no use to him
>says he's gonna sell it
>whatever
>leave with original group of friends

this is where the story gets juicy, cont?

yup

sure

go on...

Writing the rest of it atm, will take a few minutes

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>me, friend 1, friend 2 and friend 2's gf head home to friend 2
>his parents had gone away so he had the place to himself
>friend 1 leaves immediately
>only me, friend 2 and his gf left now
>we watch interstellar in his couch for a while until friend falls asleep
>me and his gf conversate a little, hitting it off
>we go out and smoke a joint together
>get back and tell her I can help move sheets and whatnot to the couch and she can crash there with friend since he's already asleep, I'll take the bed
>she says "I'm sleeping in the bed, I don't care who's in there with me"
>ohshit.jpg
>tell her I might join her in a while, she says ok
>she goes into the room, I'm still in the couch
>she comes back out 5 min later to get the speakers, wearing only a thong and a tank top
>sit there high of my ass contemplating whether or not I should go in there, I know what the consequences will be from since last time I did it
>fuck it, after doing some thinking I decide to go through with it
>go into room and lay down next to her
>put on netflix and make smalltalk for a few minutes
>she gets up and takes off her bra, keeping the tanktop on
>use this as an excuse to reposition and move closer to her
>she's lies back down, on my arm this time
>hand on her hip
>starting moving fingers up and down the seam of her panties
>push her closer to me
>she looks up at me
>don't even plan to but our faces align in such a way that we start kissing
>start rubbing on her pussy from outside the panties
>she lets out a moan and grabs my cock
>pull my pants down and she jerks me
>move hand inside panties and start fingering her furiously
>she's loud as fuck at this point, friend is still sleeping in the next room and the door is open
>try to pull her panties down to fuck her but she says she doesn't wanna do it in his bed

>tells me to fuck her outside instead
>sure
>walk to the nearest forest
>she pulls her pants down and leans on a tree
>bent over and I'm eating her pussy
>starting to feel guilty for actually going through with this
>take my raging boner out and put it against her pussy lips, feels fucking good man
>feeling guilty as fuck though and I stop myself, tell her I can't do it
>she's visibly upset but doesn't say anything
>tell her not to mention it to friend and she agrees, tells me she can come to my house sometime
>she walks ahead of me and when I arrive back at my friends he's awake and they're talking
>gtfo of there

So yeah, kinda anticlimactic. Apparently she told him right away and warped the story to her advantage. Friend got really fucking mad and I tried to explain it to him over fb chat but he didn't believe me.
Eventually got tired of his shit and basically told him to fuck himself, needless to say we're not on good terms right now but I really couldn't be fucked
>mfw I could've fucked her

might seem a little rushed and there are some grammatical errors but I'm too tired to fix it

OP here, was a good story man, also, I love the "moving in closer" shit, i forgot to mention that on my story, I did the same shit too

>Go to Belgium for a vacation
>Figure I'll try my luck on tinder while I'm there
>Quickly match with a cute French girl, charm her enough that she agrees to meet up to have some beers and watch a movie
>Meet her, she's wearing a loose dress and looks pretty but fairly unassuming
>Her french accent is super hot though
>We have a couple drinks, walk back to where I'm staying and watch a movie
>She calls a taxi to go home, while waiting I push her up against the wall and start making out with her and groping her a little
>Realize she's got a big round ass and is fucked stacked, wasn't obvious with her clothes
>She goes home, we agree to meet up again a couple days later
>We grab a couple beers at a bar and then walk to her mom's apartment where she's staying, it's like 1AM so she's asleep
>We sneak to her room to watch a movie on my laptop
>Movie ends, I've decided this is the time to fuck
>Start making out with her, pull her big tits out of her dress and start fondling and sucking them for a good 10-ish minutes
>She actually has an orgasm from this
>Lift her skirt and pull her thong aside to see the hottest little pussy I've seen, immediately go down on it and make her cum on my tongue
>Roll over into 69, she starts sloppily deepthroating my cock like there's no tomorrow
>Fairly quickly have to pull my dick out of her throats because I need to fuck her before I blow
>Slip on a condom, climb on top of her, and start thrusting inside of her
>Tightest pussy I've ever felt, already struggling not to cum so soon
>Gradually keep going more intense until I'm just pounding her as hard and fast as I possibly can
>I'm gripping the mattress above her with my hands for leverage while I've got one of her tits in my mouth
>She's moaning and swearing in french underneath me and it's so goddamn hot
>"Ahhhhhh shiiiit itz zo fucking gooood fuck mee babee...
>She reaches another orgasm, wraps her legs around me and starts trembling
>Can't take it, slam in to the hilt and blow hard
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>Be me
>Be 17 years old
>Parents decide to leave me home alone while they leave for the weekend
>Invite a friend to hangout at my house
>Decent 8/10zitface girl with an annoying high pitched voice
>Start drinking alcohol while
watching The Goonies
>Suddenly she grabs my crotch
>Start kissing and groping her tits
>Be all over her
>Take her upstairs to parents bedroom
>Take our clothes off
>Start fucking her
>look her dead in the eyes and begin to thrust faster
>She is having an orgasm
>Suddenly her zits start popping
>Holyshit.jpeg
>Blood and pus everywhere
>She starts crying
>A mixture of blood,pus and tears on her face
>She looks like a clown now
>Smile
>She says: "stop lauging user"
>Begin to laugh till my sides are out of orbit
>Mfw I am fucking a clown

fucking aye man, gets me diamonds everytime

wat

specially when you pull it off and it works in your favor, i had one experience where i tried that and the girl kinda wasn't into it, was the most cringe moment in my life.

>Roll off of her
>We're both panting and dripping with sweat
>We both fall asleep almost instantly
>Wake up an hour or two later already horny again, start groping her
>End up 69ing again, then fuck her doggystyle
>Both cum, fall asleep again
>Again, wake up to fuck a couple hours later, this time she rides me
>Feels so good bouncing on my cock
>At some point she sucked me off and took a load in the mouth
Essentially repeat a couple times, between night and like 11AM-ish we fucked 4 or 5 times. Had 5 rubbers on me and ended up using all of them
>In the morning her mom unexpectedly walks in without warning
>We're both there naked, there are clothes, beer bottles, and used condoms and wrappers just all over the floor
>Turns around and leaves without saying anything
>We laugh, wait to hear her leave, and then fuck again before leaving
For over a week we'd basically meet up every evening and fuck at her place all night
>Last night there, she comes to where I'm staying
>When we start getting down, she says she wants to feel me raw
>We both convince ourselves that we'll slip a condom on partway through (as if that was going to happen)
>She's on top, slowly slides down onto my cock until it's balls-deep up inside her
>Oh my god I can barely stop myself from cumming immediately it's so good
>Proceed to loudly pound the shit out of her
>Eventually we're in missionary, I'm pounding her as hard as I can, the bed is just slamming hard against the wall, no way nobody hears this shit
>She cums for the second time
>I realize I'm about to blow, she says just not inside her
>I pull out and start shooting thick ropes all the way up onto her big tits
>Big load, her tits and stomach are covered with cum
>I tell her we should probably get Plan B the next day, just to be sure
>Fall asleep
>Hour or two later, it's go time again
>"If we're getting ze pill per'aps you can just cum inzide me"
>Oh fuck yes
>69 and then start fucking
>End up on top pounding her again
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Stop trying faggot no one will screen cap this shit

>Going as hard as I can
>Got the perfect angle where I can thrust as deep into her as absolutely possible
>She is soaking wet, feels absolutely incredible on my bare cock
>Constant torrent of moans and french cursing tells me I'm doing a good job
>She eventually starts to cum for the second time, wraps her legs around and starts trembling as usual
>This time it lasts for several times as long though, she just continues to cum and quiver for what felt like several minutes as I continue to thrust as much as her tight squeeze allows
>Oh fuck I cannot take this any longer
>Shove my cock into her up to the hilt, until it feels like I'm right at her cervix, and start pumping a huge load all the way inside her while she trembles on my dick and begs for it
>One of the best orgasms I've ever felt without any doubt
>Grab the pill in the morning, then have to fly back
>We still talk, she wants to come visit where I live sometime soon (and get fucked a lot again)
That's basically it

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>be me
>maybe 7 or 8 years old
>outside playing alone
>aunt comes to my house with her rabbits and lets them out in the backyard
>she is absolutely obsessed with animals and doesnt trust me around them (probably for the best)
>she leaves to go do something inside
>see little bunny come by my feet
>B I N G O.mp3
>great idea comes to my little psychopathic head
>looks down at bunny again
>looks up at little basketball hoop for kids my age
>grinch_smile.jpg
>pick the little bunny up
>get a running head start
>SPACE JAM DUNK THAT LITTLE SHIT IN
>little bunny on the ground twitching
>aunt comes out minutes later sees me parading around her paralyzed rabbit
>yells at me like never before gets both my parents outside to see what I've done
>i still remember the sound of the crack the belt made when it hit my
ass that day
>little bunny died like a day later from me breaking its spine or something
>feels kinda bad man
>lets just say my aunt doesnt talk to me that much even now