Does Sup Forums have any weed stories for this newfag?

Does Sup Forums have any weed stories for this newfag?
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One time i smoked weed and got high

One time I didn't smoke weed but still got high

Sounds like a fucking journey

Last week
Havent smoked weed for two months
Craving weed bad
Go to park
See a white thing under bench
Looks like a cigarette because its rolled so perfectly
Pick it up and smell it
Its a skunky ass roach longer than my pinky
Go home and open it up
Like a gram and a half of skunk weed
Fuck yeah
Smoked on that for 3 days
Best find of my life

One time i smoked high and got weed.

>be 16
>first time smoking weed
>buy 2 g from a sketchy friend
>make a tinfoil pipe
>break up the bud
>go to friends house, his mom doesn't give a shit about him smoking weed
>shotgun 10 bowls on tinfoil pipe
>feel a bit dizzy
>10 minutes later im high as fuck, the rooms spinning
>roll a joint with a regular paper, and pieces of bud pulled off with my hand, no roach
>insane airflow, i'm inhaling huge amounts of smoke and the joint goes down after 10 long drags
>at this point im tripping balls, i'm involuntarily walking round in circles
>do that for five minutes
>suddenly break free of it
>trys to talk
>what
>the words wont come out
>i'm still calm but im tripping like fuck
cont

That sounds better then getting laid

Oh it was my friend.
Haven't had luck since with finding weed there.
I seen the occasional teen with a man bun and backwards snapback smoking a blunt every now and again.
But no roach.
Not even a crum.
Sucks.

Go on

Made two easy edibles with a friend about 3 days ago with a half gram to .7 g in each one and was stoned for like 12 hours, and I've got tolerance too, smoked every 2 or 3 days for 2 weeks leading up to the edibles and they still knocked me on my ass.

>start hearing 8 bit tracks, like mario, tetris, they all play one after the other and keep playing
>eventually all the sounds become overwhelming to the point my head feels full of sounds
>everything stops
>feel normal for a few seconds
>back to tripping balls and room spinning
>lay down on friends bed, hes just sat on his chair chill
>fuck
>i feel really fucking sick
>friend gets worried, calls another one of our friends to pick me up in car
>he comes about 15 minutes later and im still tripping balls
>at this point i cant move at all
>just wanted to sleep
>friends help me up
>legs are jelly
>almost pass out
>come back to a semi conscious state
>walk down stairs with friends helping
>throw me into back seat of the car
>i shut my eyes in the car, was relaxing and felt really good
>friend decides to break check me (slam on the breaks) about 5 times because he thought i fell asleep
>fuckkkkk
>im still half dead, eyes shut, ragdolling around in the back of the car

I once smoked weed that I heard voices from earlier that day

>friend blasts music extremely loud
>head feels like its gonna explode, but i bear with it
>time went very slow, the car drive felt like an hour but was only in there for 10 mins max
>friend was fishing at the time, so he parked up in some woods
>it was midnight, pitch black outside.
>get out the car, disorientated as fuck
>didnt even know where i was
>my friends brother and his brothers mate and his girlfriend were sat by a tent near the pond
>instantly brothers friend starts panicking, he knows somethings up with me
>sat me down on his seat, apparently i was shivering but i felt warm
>first signs of hypothermia start showing
>"fuck, its cold, get him wrapped up this aint good"
>they get me to go in the tent, wrap me up in a blanket, and give me a drink
>pass out
>wake up the next day, not remembering a single thing from the night before, wonding how the fuck i got there

to this day i still think there was something else in that weed

Weed stories are boring

Damn boring. Lets get some Loli stories

>be me
>about 11
>tried eating grass off of the ground to get high
>resort to snorting lawn clippings
>light end of grass on fire and suck on other end
>neighbors were watching

also, one time i ran out of weed, so i raided the kitchen, rolled up some mixed herbs in a kingsize and smoked the whole thing in my room, it tasted nice tbh

also reminds me of a time where my gf wanted to try weed, i rolled one up and stuck the roach end in the end of a hollow pen, it hitted smooth as fuck, and i didn't smell at all when i got home

I vaguely remember my dad telling me he was apart of an experiment where they would set him on fire in his sleep
He had to have been at least a little buzzed when he signed up

Kek

In highschool
Friend says he just met new weed man who goes to same highschool
Fuck yeah
After school
In back of weedmans jeep
Smoke 6 blunts
High as pissshitfuck
Wait about 15 minutes
Cant feel my face
I literally cannot feel my face or mouth whatsoever
I think it was laced but dont know with what
Anyone know what it was laced with?
Halp?

i wanna know too, had similar experience

May you happen to be Ants In my Eyes Johnson? That's my only explanation

It was sooooo fuckin weird
It felt so strange to move my mouth or blink and felt like my head was about to leave my neck.
Maybe embalming fluid? Some shit like that?
I also remember blacking out on a different occasion. I felt myself moving around but couldn't see. Was black.
Next thing I know I'm laying in grass looking at the sky.
Wtf

One time I smoke high and got weed

Threads gonna die very soon..
Guess I'll never know what that weed was laced with.