i cant shit
im sitting in my toilet and my anus hurt i had a headache and i want to puke im constipated help i live alone
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i cant shit
im sitting in my toilet and my anus hurt i had a headache and i want to puke im constipated help i live alone
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Drink oil. 2 or 3 shots should help.
olive oil?
Buy some prune juice
Yeah. Any oil will do.
Try taking the shower head off and insert the hose in your anus. Only thing I could think of.
Benadryl my nigga
And don't sit all the time. Try running/walking a bit. If that doesnt help, there is a drug named bisacodyl. You don't need prescript for this.
Use a stool so your legs are higher giving you a squatting pose
PUSH HARDER!
HAHAHHAHA
Use a small spoon coated with lube to scoop the shit out manually. I've done this before, if you aren't a fag used to buttsex it will hurt a bit but it works.
What the fuck?
use a vacuum cleaner to suck off the log
Oh kek wtf
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Enema with lube will help. I have had some monstrous shits from holding too long that surely would have tore me up without this method.
Hello OP, i will stay with you until you feel better.
Want to talk about something to distract you?
I really wouldn't take medical advise from Sup Forums.
>i cant shit
doctor.. see one. asap.
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What is that?
a toilet plunger lul
That should do the trick
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go to the store and buy some kefir, take a 1/2 cup in the morning, 1/2 cup in the evening.
In the meantime, here is some poetry:
Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit,
but only farted.