/F1/ -- Formula 1 General -- /Team Floersch/ edition

Countdown to Aus
>f1countdown.com/

Car Launch Dates
>February 21: Renault, TBC
>February 22: Force India VJM10, Silverstone
>February 22: Sauber C36, Barcelona
>February 23: Mercedes W08, Silverstone
>February 24: Ferrari, Fiorano
>February 24: McLaren MCL32, Woking
>February 26: Toro Rosso STR12, Barcelona

2017 Winter Test Schedule
>27/02 - 02/03: Circuit de Catalunya, Barcelona
>07/03 - 10/03: Circuit de Catalunya, Barcelona

Winter Stream
>rabb.it/spf1general

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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

J E N S O N

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Third for
>tfw no gf

4th for Ricci wdc

5th for Ricky WDC

I almost feel bad for Mick, it's too much pressure trying to live up to Schumacher. So if he's not good immediately or shows improvement overnight everyone will call him shit. If it wasn't for his last name no one would hype him as much. He should pull a Racer-X and race under an alias.

7th for Nando

8th for McClaren.

9th for /lightweight/

I'm only 3 beers in, and slightly buzzed already

motorsports.nbcsports.com/2017/02/11/patrick-head-idea-that-new-f1-regulations-will-close-up-field-nonsense/
autosport.com/news/report.php/id/128064

They tried low downforce regulations to help improve overtaking and it didn't work. so now F1 increases the downforce and people still complain about overtaking.

it's a shame that so many fans think that there needs to be constant overtaking for races to be exciting, this line of thinking that says there is some great need for overtaking is how we end up with gimmicks like DRS. Fan Boost when?

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, refueling and unlimited engines were permitted. Now drivers can get a penalty that can last to the end of the season if they burn through engines and are unable to play with fuels.

Less overtaking or more?

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its really not that funny

the poor guy wasn't that great at english and he tried his best

It's just Americans m8

>"hurr hurr it's funny because he sounds different than I do"

are you mocking me pajeet?

It wasn't me lad. I swear.
I'm too drunk for bants

good

>hurr durr let's take grid penalties strategically at Spa so Lewis can have fresh engines later on for title fight
>fresh engine blows up anyway
>no other mercedes supplied team ran over their allotment only Lewis
>swap pit crew members around between garages between Nico and Lewis for no reason before the season fueling conspiracy theories
More proof that Toto is the shittiest team principal ever. Lewis should have started on the front row at Spa like usual. Lewis had a working relationship with all of his engineers and then for no reason the team forces the crew members to swap between drivers. So Lewis has to work with new people. And now there's one side of the garage where the mechanics have won 3 times and the mechanics on the other side of the garage have lost 3 times. So the losing side feels extra shitty. Good way to boost team morale. Toto Wolff is fucking shit and only riding the coattails of what Ross Brawn built.
They framed Ross Brawn for that illegal in-season tire test with Pirelli 2013 and he was forced to step down and took the fall for the team. But obviously Silverstone fiasco that year proved that Pirelli desperately needed the test anyway and it's because of that tire test that Mercedes actually won races that season.

with no blue flags and a German GP am i rite?
Nurburgring said they enjoyed hosing WEC over F1.

Believing conspiracies

>t. LIDF

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What else is Toto behind??

Winter Stream: 1990 F1 Season

>Prost At Ferrari
>Senna Didn't Retire
>Berger Thinking Of Pranks

>What else is Toto behind??
He killed my cat 7 years ago and pissed in my oatmeal after laughing about it

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>and pissed in my oatmeal

>mfw you still ate it

So much nicer than Halo, still don't want it though

>pissed in my oatmeal
>after laughing about it
So he laughed about pissing in your oatmeal, and then did it, and you didn't stop him?

In this obviously true story, he laughed about killing my cat and then pissed in my oatmeal. Sorry I wasn't clear it was a traumatic time for me and retelling this haunting story still shakes me to my core.

W..w...would you not have eaten it...

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rip autism box

poor Thierry. that's twice now he's crashed out while leading. it's funny because the Super Special stage is supposed to be a chill easy stage to end the day and show off for the spectators. It's not a stage where you'd expect a crash.

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post punished alonsos

Good to see Beckham hanging out with his elderly fans.

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Hydrodynamics > Aerodynamics

j u s t

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>tfw only a single balding brazilian on F1 2017

g-go ricciardo! I guess.

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What?

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>webm spammer spamming to 539 posts

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webm spammer please post fatal crash webms

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Roger Williamson is still inside.

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why would you even save that you sick fuck?

good goy

post the kyvat suzuka crash from quali

your on Sup Forums kid

arse curry tit wank

What a mad lad

Who goes on the Internet and says this sort of thing

How did his fat arse fit in a Grand Prix car?

he's used to squeezing dead bodies into tight spaces

>tfw Mana is no longer responding to your cringe tier tweets.

I think I broke her guys

got home from work an hour ago and already onto my third rum and coke

gonna be a long week, lads

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one of the sadder F1 moments definitely

would she strangle or drown her firstborn because the voices told her to?

What is a GAZOO and why do Toyota name their racing teams after it?

“The very origin is a Japanese word, ‘gazo’, which means ‘picture’ or ‘image’,” he told me.

“Almost 20 years ago our president wanted to change the structure of our company and he introduced what at the time was a very new online system using images of cars for the reselling of used cars.

“They called this internet site gazoo.com, using the English spelling of the word.”

How the word came to be the name of the motorsport and tuning division is less easy to explain, but it is essentially an extrapolation of Toyota’s engineers having a picture in their minds of “a lot of garages filled with individual and unique cars”, like the online used car website. For Toyota, ‘gazoo’ came to mean ‘garage’.

“So we combined those two images,” Saga said. “And the ultimate goal of the various garages, each with a different focus, is to create better cars.”

Only if it wasn't Nico's.

if repeating digits MWL stops this year and we will all get gf's, lads

So it's a used car website. kek

Holden Gumtree Racing when.

You had one job, Germany

thanks TWAT now I'll never get a gf

Even repeating digits wouldn't be enough for you get a GF, big Nige.

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Even repeating digits wont get your country a WDC in another 20 years you bloody twat

just want to say i appreciate all the webms ameribro

This really says everything.

GOD DAMMIT I was gonna wish for mana GF with that comment but deleted that part.

alright nige back to work

Night shift

2018 in whatever they're gonna call V8SC

yeah, fucking dutch marshalls... can't imagine how powerless that guy trying to save him must've felt, absolutely horrible

yeah let's hire a driver for 20 milion a year and make him purposefully lose, that's donald trump level of bussiness sense

S E E T H I N G

name change has already happened. They dropped the V8.

HULK is coming for you!

Red Bull revealing the RB13 on the 26th

Thank you Fawad

TIL that Toto Wolff came from a poor family, tried to be a racing driver, is a college dropout, set up his own financial consultancy company when he was just 21, knows 6 languages. Mad respect for this man.