The next time you guys try to derail an entire serious argument about racism, or immigration policy by mentioning a detail of my flag, and you sit there and mock my heritage like you've done anything like Canada has done in the past...
How does it feel to have caterpillars as your mortal enemy?
Carter Scott
Nice leaf faggot LOL
Kayden Baker
>didn't gain independence until 1982 lel
Isaiah Lopez
>taking credit for Britain's win Syrup niggers gonna nig
Nathaniel Sullivan
I miss Australian banter.
Jackson Edwards
Canada wasn't even a country at the time retard
Carter Howard
>daily reminder that canada wasnt even a country when the white house was burnt down
David Hill
>yfw it was the British that burned the White House, not the leafs.
Nice try, faggots.
Robert Gomez
>a fucking leaf
David Wood
this
Nicholas Powell
10 FEET HIGHER
Austin Scott
AMERICAN EDUCATION
Benjamin Brown
So if I was born before 1982 does that mean I'm British? If so I can still take credit for burning the white house
Sebastian Hill
jesus christ you fucking leaf, Canada was still under British Rule and the British just used you to get to the White House. You literally did nothing, If anything the British burned the white house not you
Sebastian Peterson
>Impyling we wouldn't set our Recihstag on fire before the Cancucks can
Canadian militias and fencibles rekt Americans on the northern front. They didn't burn the white house though
Julian Lopez
>plural Canadas
Zachary Murphy
Kek. Say butthurt cowards who run away from America after American Revolution.
Jonathan Perry
STFU coward
Jack Hernandez
lel
Nathan Cook
Kek. Nice try, loyalist.
Easton Campbell
Ffs ban these Canadian faggots already.
Every time I see someone doing some next level autistic shit posting, it's a fucking Canadian.
'Murica go and liberate them already.
Zachary Myers
he's probably the son of a draft dodger.
hey buddy, your dad's a disgusting filthy commie. thanks to you cowardly faggots, Vietnam wo n't ever be our 51st state
Gavin Cooper
Fucking this, can we just ban all Canadians and import more Australians to the board?
William Reed
you weren't responsible for that you fucking lying leaf
Samuel Sanchez
1867 you fucking moron
Aaron Hall
A FUCKING LEAF
Isaiah Ward
And what happened 200 years ago means Canada's "mighty military" can easily do it again? >Keep dreaming
Nicholas Stewart
>america didnt win the american revolution, britiish rebels did
David Garcia
Where are the fucking strayans when you need them. Someone wake them up.
Just like you fight fire with fire, only shitposting can fight shitposting of this magnitude.
Adrian White
What? Are you talking about me or Canadian?
Hunter Martinez
>be american >hate loyalty kek carry on
Aaron Baker
>children of the empire born in God's true north strong and free burned down burgertown feels good
Xavier Hughes
Nah. We're legally rid of you.
Matthew Cooper
Kek. So, you love to have Britain's cock up your ass.
In case, you are actual retard. Loyalists are people who support Britain Empire while American Revolution.
Levi Turner
>be american >hate loyalty >try and fail to explain away irrational hatred of loyalty kek, carry on
Leo Scott
>Canadian education
Did you guys have our common core too?
Ian Russell
nice strawman, fat man.
Matthew Hernandez
No comprende americano? i can repeat myself if you'd like. Perhaps in your native tongue? Si?
Blake Rogers
The Americans are right, after Napoleon was exiled we sent a few fleets to Canada to fortify it after the Americans kept burning down some port.
Then a token force of British troops (that returned to England) went to Washington and burnt pretty much everything down, even some newspaper place got burnt down for printing bad things about some soldier or something.
Luis Parker
Nah I never said they could. Technology took all the fun out of warfare anyway
>tfw when I'm more English than 50% of London
Jonathan Smith
Waah
Waah
Mommy!
Dominic King
Fuck you. Our colonies = best colonies. That includes you. Now be nice to your brother.
Ryder Turner
wasn't york (present day toronto) burnt to the ground in that same war
Kevin Gomez
Shhh, let them have their little delusion.
No.
Samuel Martin
Yeah, but we we outnumbered and blew up our ammo cache as we were retreated which killed a shitload of you.
>repatriating a constitution >lol u guys werent independent haha American education.
Parker Hernandez
>Pic of White House burning >The British did it >Takes credit for it >Claims to have beaten America as in its current 50 state form >Not the british doing all the fighting and have a draw with 15-18 state post-colonial America
California and Texas alone would beat Canada
Oliver Harris
>Canadians burn down the white house under British direction >Without British direction Canada burns half of Alberta to the ground and blames climate change Wew Lad
Logan Harris
...
Evan Ward
you should. Being bilingual is something to be proud of, ese. Just look at Despite his location he has learned how to speak with more people than your little american mind can even fathom.
Cooper Clark
see
Jacob Collins
You all ran away lol, surprised fatties could run that fast in all honesty. Though to be fair most of you were slaughtered.
Jayden Jones
Sorry, not my fault you didn't gain full independence until the 1980s
Jonathan Perry
The page on the Burning of Washington states that 1 colonist from the American side was killed yet it isn't mentioned in the battle report.
Odd, that was the tornado that uplifted some cannons.
Cooper Morales
>lazy >uneducated >american At least get off our ass come voting day to make your country great, i refuse to believe that all of you are degenerates.
Austin Sanders
English is the lingua franca, you retarded chink. It's the international language of science and business. It literally doesn't behoove Americans to learn any other language as people of other nations might.
Ian Carter
A
Noah Campbell
Even worse, they left their capital undefended and unfortified.
A really fucking stupid thing to do, considering someone (don't know who hehehehehehe) burnt New York down to the ground.
hehehehehe hissssssssssssssssssssssss.
Carson Smith
Die, Canadian scum. Your western provinces and all territories can join the US (with Quebec getting independence), but the rest of you better get ready to die and your land recolonized.
Lincoln Walker
What the fuck are you talking about, leaf? >Canada didn't exist in 1812 >Canada does whatever USA says >Canada elected Trudeau KEK
Easton Thomas
Britain did that, you dumb motherfucker. >Canada literally worse than blacks taking credit for shit they had no part of
Ryan Williams
>You all ran away lol We actually just got out of the way and let God force the British out
>be american >be wrong >backpedal >haha britian having nominal power and not real power means Canada had no power hahaha mfw
Nolan Allen
not even combined, either of them could do it alone
Samuel Flores
>be american >be against self improvement Kek
Evan Mitchell
That storm helped us though, the white house would not burn at all. It wasn't catching fire until the wind picked up and fanned the flames, it actually made the white house burn faster.
But I do love how Americans have turned it into "the storm that saved Washington". LOL it did the exact opposite you retards.
Brandon Turner
Thanks for having our backs. You guys are true bros.
Kevin Perez
Just to add, you had your forces busy in Canada, getting rekt by the reinforcements that were deployed there.
So don't try it.
Logan Martin
HEHE you make me laugh.
Aiden Powell
and then we burned down your Parliament.
Seems a little 1 for 1
Carson Rivera
Thanks for taking all those draft dodgers. Sorry it wrecked your country. Maybe you should have put up a wall.
Eli Lewis
>British troops from the British isles burn down the White House. >Canada takes credit for it because they were British at the time. >If you point out that they didn't exist, they bring up Britain's division of their territories into Canadas. >It doesn't even matter, because it was British men from Great Britain that burned down the White House. >Not British men who were stationed in Canada. >Not British men from Canada. >Not Canadians under British dominion. >Just straight up Brits.
Daniel Carter
I didn't back peddle and I'm not wrong It says right there in black and white >Nineteen eighty two Ha fucking ha
Andrew Sanchez
You elected a massive retard. A massive retard that didn't deliver on his massive retard promises.
I didn't expect him to actually do it though, but it still matters.
Easton Howard
ITT: commonwealth fags bragging about beating America during it's infancy and weakest point in history as if they'd get anywhere close to doing the same today.
Landon Rivera
AMERICA IS SHIIIIIIIT BE BORN IN AMERICA GOLDBERG PUTS KNIFE TO DICK AND WHOOPS KIKEBERG "SLIPS" AND CUTS OFF YOUR DICK. OH WELL GOYIM WE CAN FIX IT BUT IT WILL COST $500
Nolan Anderson
2v1 us right now atlantic ocean our navy vs both of your navies you won't no balls hahah hahahaha hahaha - NOT RIGHT NOW MOM IM BANTERING ON FOUR CHIN
Jace Brooks
What happened to your Suez Canal, Nigel?
Robert Gonzalez
...
Daniel Green
>u werent independant lel >ok lel u were but not fully hehe >lol bc you didnt replace the BNA act with something 99% similiar that means your werent independent Cmon yank.
Christian Rogers
DAS RITE
(now please return the favour with our capital)
Chase King
Not your colony for very long
Lincoln Howard
It's no different then you bragging about beating the British when we weren't an empire and you having the Spanish and French empires helping you out.
Not nice is it?
Do you think we should burn it down again?
Cooper Bennett
WE
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ROCKS
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SHEEEEEIT
Bentley Nelson
You didn't gain independence until 1982 Not my fault you can't read or have poor comprehension skills >1982
Jonathan Wright
as an American, I don't need to learn other languages. I don't give a fuck about other countries. I could't possibly care any less about whatever the fuck any non American is saying in their ridiculous runes. It doesn't matter what anyone else says or thinks. I'm better than you and I just don't care. Deal with it.
Andrew Collins
>his head of state is appointed by a geriatric foreign woman wearing a metal hat
Jaxon Gomez
Fucking gay 600,00 Pop Vermont would beat Canada. Trudeau wouldn't never best them because he knows if you best your enemy they win