>You wake up and see yourself surrounded by aliens
Wat do?
>You wake up and see yourself surrounded by aliens
Wat do?
Present my ass for a good ol' probin....
pull buttplug out. "I've waited years..."
ohh idk
purge those fuckers
Ayyy lmao
fuck off space niggers
take out my dick
Women are property
Ask them to grant me the powers of mind control so I can have all the lolis
you can crash on the moon if you want.
"Finally, some normal people. Takes me with you."
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
AYYYY
LMAO
Begin Masturbating furiously
Fight the space niggers
Blush then promptly piss myself. Gotta show them what I am capable of.
Enslave and let them crash on the moon.
Tell them your a trap
Call DHS and Trumpf
Send them to this thread:
Take out my cock and fuck my self in the ass xx
Ask them to help me overthrow the Government, start modifying the entire school system, take out the jewish propaganda from schools, media, books, movies, turn all the laws and human ideology against jewish people, promote the national pride of each country, we agree to live all together without trying to impose your own believes, tradition or to indoctrinate people to your national point of view. Also I would create an elite of intelectual people to govern the earth, any atempt to steal the system will be harsh punished
who you gonna call?
You'd walk into them you fucking retard.....
"So are you gonna fuck me or what"
Fuck off space niggers, we're full.
You can crash on the moon though.
Suck them off furiously
Not today space niggers
FUCK OFF SPACE NIGGERS
summer fag
It's good to be the king.
Fart in a shoe and ask them how they do
This is the part where we call you newfag. The you respond with "hurr bait"