You wake up and see yourself surrounded by aliens

>You wake up and see yourself surrounded by aliens

Wat do?

Present my ass for a good ol' probin....

pull buttplug out. "I've waited years..."

ohh idk

purge those fuckers

Ayyy lmao

fuck off space niggers

take out my dick

Women are property

Ask them to grant me the powers of mind control so I can have all the lolis

you can crash on the moon if you want.

"Finally, some normal people. Takes me with you."

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

AYYYY

LMAO

Begin Masturbating furiously

Fight the space niggers

Blush then promptly piss myself. Gotta show them what I am capable of.

Enslave and let them crash on the moon.

Tell them your a trap

Call DHS and Trumpf

Send them to this thread:

Take out my cock and fuck my self in the ass xx

Ask them to help me overthrow the Government, start modifying the entire school system, take out the jewish propaganda from schools, media, books, movies, turn all the laws and human ideology against jewish people, promote the national pride of each country, we agree to live all together without trying to impose your own believes, tradition or to indoctrinate people to your national point of view. Also I would create an elite of intelectual people to govern the earth, any atempt to steal the system will be harsh punished

who you gonna call?

You'd walk into them you fucking retard.....

"So are you gonna fuck me or what"

Fuck off space niggers, we're full.
You can crash on the moon though.

Suck them off furiously

Not today space niggers

FUCK OFF SPACE NIGGERS

summer fag

It's good to be the king.

Fart in a shoe and ask them how they do

This is the part where we call you newfag. The you respond with "hurr bait"