Be an office cubicle slave for nearly ten years

>be an office cubicle slave for nearly ten years
>worked 40 hours for only $1,500 a week after tax
>want to semi-retire at 30
>want to invest MY savings into starting a pest-control (pigs, foxes, deer, kangaroos, emu etc.) small business
>entire bluepilled family (parents, brother and sister) threaten to disown me
>even threaten to remove access to my nieces and nephews
What the fuck. I thought they would be happy for me to get out of my depressing career.

I just want to access Cat-D rifles and shotguns...

I feel like moving to a gun, friendly country.

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Is Cat-D like a P-Plate?

You're a white cis male, your "happiness" means nothing.

Why would they disown you? Do they think pest-control is cruel or something?

>threatening to disown a family member because they want to start a business and work for themselves

fuck them, honestly. plenty of people have put everything on the line to start a business or work for themselves.

It's probably best to get away from family who would disown you for something so stupid.

category D is the least restricted category and basically allows you to have anything other than handguns, which are contained on a separate license.

>i couldve kept my SLR but they stole it in 1997 :(

If your family doesn't support you, remove them from your life.

Yes, it will be painful. But you'll be better off without their negativity and shaming.

>worked 40 hours for only $1,500 a week after tax
what so youre earning about 2000 a week before tax then, and taking home 75k after tax and youre saying youre "only" earning that much? i guess maybe if youre stuck in a major city it wouldnt go as far, especially if youre unmarried which i assume you are.

Guns and yeah, killing """"harmless cute animals"""" even though our farms and threatened unique flora and fauna are being decimated by them. I wanted to kill three birds with one stone (get funz gunz, help control these pests and get out of my office cubicle).

It's for more funz gunz, semi-auto rifles and pump-action shotguns.

And what's a P plate?

>tfw i only make $1,500 every TWO weeks after tax
what the fuck are you complaining about OP? My job isn't the greatest but it's not anything I dread doing. I might even take a job I slightly dislike more if I made DOUBLE what I get paid now. It would allow me to buy more fun shit to do with my time on the weekend

>i just want to quit my day job to play with guns and kill small animals.

people who get off killing small animals can't be trusted. you shouldn't be allowed near parks or around small children. this isn't a red/blue pill issue, you're just damaged.

P plate is a provisional drivers license, which allows you to drive unsupervised after you spend 12 months on your learner's license. P plate because you have to have a little plate with a P visible on the back and front of your car when driving.

I live in a sardine can "bachelor" pad that I paid $80,000 on a few years ago. It's valued at $200,000 now so I can actually afford a noice rural homestead strictly from that.

That doesn't include all of my savings and super annuation (401K) which have been sitting untouched for the past decade.

>what the fuck are you complaining about OP?
That's 1500 Roobux.

>Roobux.

you mean dollarydoos.

Come to Idaho, friend. You can legally drive around town with a fully loaded AK47 in the passenger seat of your car.

I carry my fully customized G19 wherever I go.

Life is good when your state isn't run by the jews or anti-American communists.

>killing """"harmless cute animals""""
honestly mate, ive been shooting feral goats for almost 10 years now, and anyone involved in killing feral pests has done more for the environment than 99% of every inner city "environmentally aware" faggot that cries about killing feral cats when theyre a huge problem in australia.

There are two types of environmentalists, the ones who are actually clued in to this shit and know what has to be done and understands the role culling has in looking after the australian wildlife, and then inner city faggots who think kittens and puppies are cute and like PETA or some other fucking dumb Facebook mums group or something.

Sell it you moron. Then get a cheap place and do it all over it again.

oops i meant to reply to not myself.

It'll be too late for me though, with the Wall and such on the horizon.

I might move to New Zealand, if their elections don't become a cuckfest.

I might hold onto it but get a mortgage when I move on. Can rent it out for $500 a week and let it repay itself off in no time. I'll have a bit of secondary income when I do decide to semi-retire.

As much as Sup Forums would like it to be, the wall isn't for you :)

As long as you're white, you're welcome in Idaho. You won't face any troubles from noone.

If you're a non white....you might want to select another state.

I only got into the idea after visiting a graduate careers day expo with my 18 gf at the time (I was 25 back then).

There's was a booth by a company funded by the Federal Government with the National Parks Rangers or something. They say they sometimes contract hunters to control feral and overpopulated species on Federal land.

Don't be a dumbass. The wall is for ILLEGAL immigrants. We welcome immigrants who come thru legal channels.

MAGA

>ONLY $1500 a week

Wow, rough life you got there, user.

>white
I'm as yellow as a Twinky, but probably as white as in the insides.

I assure you that I am redpilled though.

Idaho sounds lovely.

Sell your unit. Property prices are arguably at their peak. Rent for another 1 year, save like a mother fucker. Have that extra bit of capital

Seriously, you have a job paying nearly 100k a year, most people your age are unemployed or on minimum wage or busting there guts with heavy labour, You would be silly to throw it in

Take out your John Texas and slap it on the table, son.

We don't want none of you willy-lickey lilly-tubs 'round these parts.

Eh, I'm ok with the Chinaman. You guys are smart. Come here and help make this state great.

what sort of company are they? i would like to monetise the ability to cull feral pests but i honestly wouldnt know how to go about getting established considering there arent exactly big firms specialising in pest control going around looking for apprentices.

I've taken to alcohol and other illicts to get me through every drudging day. Unfortunately it's also part of of office culture to get as drunk and blotto as fuck.

One of the reasons why I want to move away from the noise and fuckery of the city.

That's kind of you, I guess but it seems like the more yellow friendly states are more bluepilled... Why wasn't I born as an Aryan :(

I can't tell you how to live your life. I'm a fan of the whole pest culling idea, fuck I love guns

But give it a good hard think, you're currently getting paid in the top 1% to fuck around on Sup Forums at work while I'm here mentally preparing myself for the ass raping I'm about to get at work for 8 hours straight, all for minimum wage. Don't do something stupid, you're probably a smart gun, make sure it is viable, don't let emotions get in the way of logic

It was about three years user, I can't remember exactly but it was a small council/coalition of hunters and pest exterminators in association with National Parks.

I've recently only had the prerogative to talk to my family about it.

>he fell for the high school > university > office work > maybe a nice retirement meme

Should have dropped out at 16 and gone into a trade senpai.

It's quite sad really. I always see office workers groaning and whining about their jobs over beer and drugs, and while they're doing their quarterly progress report I'm riding around with a quad bike for fun.

t. 26 year old guy with house completely paid off in the bush, car, wife, and two kids

I just can't stand it anymore user. I need to get out of what feels like a jail cell...

Just a couple more years and I'll have enough to retire on comfortably, but I also want to go out and paid to shoot things.

My family pushed me into this career. I actually wanted to become a soldier because I love this country so much. Only recently that I've been redpilled that I have come to see the dark underbelly propagated by our Zionist masters.

Well you're still letting them pushing you around.
If you need to tell them to get fucked, do it. You should have stopped this bending over shit the moment you were 18.

If you want to get a Cat D license and start a small game company, do it. If they start shit with you, tell them to get fucked and leave you alone IN WRITING, then if they continue pursue an AVO.

You fell for the university meme and the office work meme, and by the looks of it you're going to fall for the "retirement" meme.

>1.5K a week after tax
>1.5k*52 weeks
>78K a year
Dude that's fucking comfy.
Just save 25-40k a year for a few years and you're set.

>only $1,500 a week after tax

hello mr 60,000 a year midlife crisis

what city are you from user? have you family always been in the city?

Pretty curious as the fact they could hold such a strong stance against it and as to even cuts ties to you blows my mind. I grew up rural QLD joined the army out of school served in Darwin for all of it. Now im moving to Brisbane to study looking forward to the culture shock.

I essentially don't spend any money apart from bills, since it's the managers that take us out """"socializing"""" with alcohol and illicits.

I save about 80% of my taxed income.

Adelaide.

Well good, you have money to spare.

Pack your shit up and go, jesus christ.

oh nice, 5034 here, follow your dreams but be mindful to actually figure out what youre doing before you go ahead with it, maybe contact a group to see if you can go for a ride along to see if you even like the job.

To be honest some inner city asian going from an office job to a professional feral pest culler is one hell of a culture shock and you should probably get some exposure to it to make sure you arent just having a mid life crisis type situation.

neither the neet life or being a wagecuck is satisfying both are unending torture unless you're rich

Join the ADF. Get paid to shoot fully automatic weapons, large bore cannons and missiles and explosives, occasionally at shitskins.

You can even do it part-time in the reserves.


That's around $75K Dollarydoos after tax. More than $100K before.

Honestly mate fuck them. Some of my family are inner city pussies that whinge about hunting and pest control, I just tell them to get fucked and do what I please. Cutting off nieces and nephews is shit but guilt over breaking the family apart will probably get to them eventually.

Alternatively, move to NZ so you can get semi-autos and suppressors on easy mode.

MAN AT CAMPUS WITH GUN

$6,000 a month after tax is great

FYI OP this is exactly what Bill Davison did with TacPro in Central Texas. He's former British SAS and left the UK due to gun laws. Set up shop outside of Stephenville, Texas. Why there? No clue.

>Bill has over 20 years of firearms experience- 14 years of which was with the British Special Forces. His career began with the Royal Marines and he finished his service as an instructor for the British Special Forces. During this time, he was instrumental in developing the firearms training programs for the Special Forces in the United Kingdom and the United States of America. He has instructed worldwide and has been featured in Elite Special Forces documentaries. After leaving the Armed Forces he formed a company in England of former special forces personnel specializing in VIP protection of heads of state and ruling families, as well as continuing to instruct law enforcement worldwide, where his expertise is highly respected.

What it doesn't say is the reason he left was because he couldn't get a business moving in the UK because of gun hate. I'm not trying to compare you to former SAS or anything but the vacation to the free state business philosophy is still the same

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I used to camping with mates way back in high-school. Even did Scouts as well because I thought it was good training for the Army.

But over the years I was pigeon-holed into accounting and eventually got too deep into it.

I want out, I want to be able to breathe the country air, one again.

I know how to shoot a gun (I have snuck off to the local gun range on my time off) but I have no tactical experience at all. Probably paint-ball is the most experience I've had in combat.

do it bro, follow your dreams, maybe even join reserves or something you might have some trouble getting into the ADF at your age. I passed my defence force assessment day a few weeks ago and now im just waiting for a position to be offered to me.

it honestly isnt healthy to let your family dictate your life like thet and especially if youre getting this fucked up and upset over your current position.

if you join the army or something they teach you all that shit, everyone started from somewhere.

If you got the money stay where you are, America and all that have guns and animal control shit we don't really need any more since there's little demand.

Fuck your family man, I'm sure they'll miss you long before you miss them.

Go your own way and become the Australian Cowboy you were meant to be user

>killing harmless cute animals
what is it with anglos and animals with big puffy eyes or just being lazy fatsos eating all our fish?

just look at it gloat.. sitting there with our fucking fish in it's beak.. the fucking nerve.. the un say we can't do shit anymoar... but just wait, when the baby seals and whales isn't enough, we'll start on these fuckers again with our dogs bread to climb like goats and get them. "lundehund".

seriously... I'd say fuck'em take a picture of each pest I killed and snail mailed pics to all of them.

put some critters in a plastic bag and tape it to your ass via a tupe, place tons of cans of beans everywhere and say you gassed them to death.

The pruttier the better.

We're kinda the experts on pissing people off by killing animals they for some useless reason find "holy" and not to be killed. Cows ok cuz ugly, baby seals not ok cuz cute...
>fucking orcas just gona steal our seals and eat them anyways.. fucking orcas.. and polar bears..
>stealing all our seals..

Yeah I thought being 28 is too late to play soldier. Probably won't past the psyche test anyway. Suffering from mild depression and all.

I was born in the wrong skin colour and era.

Actual combat experience is beside the point. Point is, this guy left his home in the UK because of those gun hating commy bastards, and came to a place where he could do what he wants. He could do it. You can too. Tactical experience has nothing to do with that.

That still comes out to about $71k in USD. After taxes.

OP is a fucking faggot.

One of my dreams is to actually taste every animal.

I had Minke whale steak while in Oslo, so now I understand why you Mongolians and Japs love to hunt them.

They're tasty as hell!

Become the next Steve Irwin m8.

>Probably won't past the psyche test anyway

just lie on the questionnaire and the psych test isnt as much of an interrogation as i was expecting it to be, they basically just ask you whether youve ever been fired from a job, how you deal with stress (obviously dont say you do drugs and drink) were you bullied at school, did you change schools often, are your parents divorced etc.

So I've been browsing and posting here on Sup Forums since I woke up at 7am and I've just been given a week's worth of financial reports to analyze.

Fuck. Me. I can't keep going on like this any longer.

Are rabbits still a problem there?

I was fucking surprised to know that after a hunter released about 24 of them on the cusp on the 20th century, it didn't even take them another century to turn into billions.
Fuck.

whalebeef is tasty as fuck.
yeah I'd eat just about whatever I would come across too, even fucking guinny pigs (if that offends people). But nah not spiders, chickens in egg and such things that are not meant for human consumption.

Just you wait puffins, we're still around.
This UN multiculti fest for you is over, you'll be in the oven again soon.
>actually haven't eaten...yet..

Australia is a lot more expensive than the USA friend-o.
In Brisbane you're probably gonna pay just under $1,000 a fortnight to rent your own place

The only thing other that humans that kill rabbits are wild dogs, cats, foxes or Dingoes. Problem is they prefer to kill slower and more vulnerable native animals.

Unless there's a genetic or viral solution to rabbits, they'll always be a problem.

>Waaaaah only $1500.00 a week!!!

You fucking white slave nigger consumer goyim!!!

>want to semi-retire at 30
it's nice to want things, goyim

we do have a viral solution to them, the calici virus and myxomatosis.

theyre nowhere near as much of a problem as they used to be thats for sure, but they are still inherently a problem no matter what their numbers are.

Puffin hounds are the best hounds

Lmao good luck with that OP. I'm a subcontractor for the biggest deer culling op in aus and from what I hear it's practically impossible to get the permits you need these days. Even if you can do that, the govt. contracts always go to the more experienced teams. Don't waste your money.

I wanna make me own business. Work from home, become a professional bong-slayer

I've tried a lot of things, including insects and other invertebrates, usually a part of a culture visit/demonstration. Even ate beetle larvae, which was pretty tasty. Pan fried, very similar to fried egg.

Adelaide is the most affordable place in Australia though.

cats too are considered pests in aus too right?
Or can you have dem as pets?

If not, you can jew them with cat pest?
Well anyways if you catch some, throw them in the freezer for the cancer and lobster season, those guys love cat meat. Let it rot a bit after taking it out.

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>white
Ah here's the assuming racist. Why can't mid-mid life crisis be a multi-cultural issue? Why are white people only allowed to be financially secure yet unhappy with their existence?

I'm not white .

would you rather be happy and not talk to your shitty familing so much, or unhappy to the point of self medicating with drugs because your family are faggots who dont really care about what you want

That's sounds bad user, but don't give up, just be careful how you invest your money. Remember to create a plan and stick to it, I don't remember the stats, but like 80% of small business here fail, you just gotta be the top 20%.

There's an easy solution to your problem: start behaving like a douchebag. Work off on them after a hard work's day. Come home drunk at night. Be generally depressive and rude all the time.

Let them feel what you feel and then some extra. "Fuck d'ya want from me, I've been working my ass off all day! A man got a right to fucking relax! Fuck're you pestering me?!" If they're threatening to disown you over a fucking job, they fully deserve it. Nobody wants to live with a guy like that. Soon they'll be ready to support any decision you make, just as long as this unkind and depressive shit stops.

>ausfag
>pest control
>emu

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't know user.

I thought they would support me after sacrificing everything to be at this point of my life.

But the whole disowning thing has just made me feel much worse.

I'll probably go to the bar for my lunch break. I need a fucking stiff scotch after all this.

I live alone in my own apartment. I've been financially independent from my family since I was 18. My older brother and sister actually left home AFTER me.

Now that they have each a family, they feel much superior to me, even though I have much more equity than them combined.

>this fucking money shit
You fell for the upper-middle-class meme, boy.

Wut...?
What are they even upset about?
Go full Reich on your family at an event, literally fuck their pathetic fragile psyches right up as much as possible and then disown them and move to a gun country.
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you nigger 1500 a week is good money

Ever since we lost the War, they've been building up unsustainable numbers that even force them to starve because there's not enough food for them.

It's more of like a compassionate execution for starving emus.

I live in Perth and I go hunting all the time with only $174 income per week(living with parents). I even got my family members into hunting and guns lad. Just do it.

I got Jewed hard, I know.

I know it is, but at what cost to my happiness?

I love them and I always will. But it seems like they've been trying to push me my entire life into doing something I don't want to.

I don't want to be a slave to the Zionist Puppet-Masters anymore. I don't want to be depressed and drunk and high everyday.

I just want to be happy.

>only $1,500 a week
I live off of $200 a week. Stop blowing your money on stupid shit, idiot.

>I just want to be happy
Nobody is physically stopping you from leaving and doing what you want, cunt.

The only person you have to blame in this situation is yourself. Just as you got into it, you can get out of it.

Stop whining and fucking leave if you hate it that much.

I don't spend my money at all really, apart from bills.

I know I'll have to do this, even at the cost of my family. It doesn't make it any easier.

Well, you meet them from time to time, right? Make sure they FEEL THE BERN every time that you do. Also, call them all regularly and ruin their day. Start getting a bit drunk in the evenings and returning to their home at night, pretending that you're doing it on autopilot and that you're way more drunk than you actually are. During family meetings and holidays, be the angry-depressive piece of shit who ruins the mood for everybody.

Or just tell them they're all selfish manipulative pieces of shit and you don't need a family like that, so if they want to disown you, you're all for it. That's what I'd do if I had a family anything like yours. Weak-ass liberals tend to back off when someone calls their bluff and tells them to go fuck themselves, and if they don't, at least you'll have this matter sorted out and will move on with your life instead of killing your nerve cells worrying endlessly of this shit.