Anything and everything ass sniffing, no farts

Anything and everything ass sniffing, no farts.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

dumb meme
0/10

I didn't expect anything better

I wake up in the middle of the night just to sniff my gfs ass. God i love her ass.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF*
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT*
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Ass sniffing but no farts? That's like asking for a chocolae sundae with no whipped cream.

I fuckin hate whipped cream

why has humanity at large elected to keep track of this fine work of literature

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Kek

Ugh... My belly-welly......
Ugh.... My stomach is roaring.... Ugh... It's fucking hurting!
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP*
ughhhhhhh! Stinky! stinky! My belly is a mess!
*BFFFFFFFFFFFTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPAAAAAAAAAAPP*
Ahhhhhhh... That's much better....
Oh wait.... Here comes another!
*BRAPFFTTTPPFFT* *BRAPPPFFT* *BRAP BRAP BRAP* *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

This is proof that god does not exist.

Moreeeee

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>Wanting to know, intimately, the smell of a woman
>Not quite understanding that the smell of a woman and the smell of a man are based largely on diet and exercise and such, and that *absolutely everyone smells AWFUL under the right circumstances*
Ugh, I do hope youfind your ideal. Seriously, it's painful that sometimes a woman who "smells exactly like home" isn't always what you're hoping for, but I do hope for you user. I hope you that fartsniffing leads you to do your soulmate, but reality is often an unforgiving bitchwhoreniggermotherfucker

In other words, ass smells like ass.

Well... yeah, basically. Ass smells like ass and ass can be awesome of hat's what you like. Simple, I suppose. I don't oppose simple and lovely, just my genetic commands