/heem/ MINIMUM edition

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News:
Steak is healthy
Holly is finished
Silva is back
Bigg Rigg fights this saturday

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flocombat.com/article/51810-joanna-jedrzejczyk-vs-jessica-andrade-set-for-ufc-211-in-dallas
bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/13/14599134/mma-news-report-joanna-jedrzejczyk-faces-jessica-andrade-at-ufc-211
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first for Booker T

Thank you OP

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steak = god

in a perfect world we'd have hendricks vs bisping going full spicy for 25 (twenty-five) minutes

nice OP, dutchman

Can someone post cro cops?

how did you post the same picture twice

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I'll post the few I got

Aldo-Holloway confirmed for those who missed it

Its been days and I still haven't found a HD WebM of Hollys fat ass in them see through shorts. What the fuck. I bet even leddit has that juicy spankbait floating around.

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this isn't Sup Forums kid, you can repost the same picture as long as it's in another thread

Thats funny

Your daily reminder that Holly was ROBBED, and GDR turned out to be a huge cunt after acting overly nice the whole time.

elevated meme sorcery three times a day MINIMUM

Bisping vs Romero when?

Fuck USADA, Johnny needs to get on roids right now.

Beautiful work champ

you sure because I always try to repost pics that are in the dead thread and it never works

Mike scared.

We have a saying back home, that if you're coming on

ufc 214 i guess

COME ON

try now

flocombat.com/article/51810-joanna-jedrzejczyk-vs-jessica-andrade-set-for-ufc-211-in-dallas

Jedrzejczyk vs Andrade confirmed

Only if, YOU'RE COMING ON

Question of the day,
Do you think its cruel and unusual punishment to force somebody to live inside a refrigerator?

saved

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Ariel shilling video games again

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decent

will Brazilians reign supreme or get BTFO at UFC 211?

Yoanna aint losing to anyone

I've been eating like a pig, swear to god

until RENA comes*

Smoke weed, swear to god

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t. weeb

Started working out, okay. swear to god

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are you stupid

Stevia is the cure

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S T E V I A is the cure

Depart from this esplanade so I may proceed to the training grounds

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>Tfw you were once hailed as a future champion and are now just a joke.

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>Bigg Rigg fights this saturday

WELCOME TO BIGG PIGG'S

TAKE DOWN YOUR STEAK x3

I'm looking for a pussy, that is attached to a woman, that wants to create what will become the most famous fucking video ever made. Okay?

his eyes bother me and I don't like him

remove yourself lest we be forced to exchange

you know it

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Why haven't you started taking stevia and smoking weed, my niggas do you actually want to be fat virgins forever?

>helwani thinks holm won the last three rounds

A steady diet of weed and stevia will transform you from fat unlovable virgins into confident apha males i guarantee it

All these forced memes are shit

Dunno why that kid is doing it desu

I probs bullied people like him in school, if I knew this would happen I probs wouldn't have done it

Stop being a faggot, those memes are dank

>GSP isnt the GOAT

tap tap tap

>he thinks he could have bullied me
if you went to my school in Glasgow you would have been tortured just for your accent 2bh, im just trying to spread the word of Dan Quinn and the wonders of stevia my nigga

Treat me like a harlot

I could teach you virgins how to make a woman have multiple orgasms at once

fun fact, it's socially acceptable for fat mexican-americans to walk around with tattoos like that if they're pretending to be in a gang for personal reasons

Veronica Macedo

is gay.

daley is gonna heem rory so bad

JOANNA ANDRADE CONFIRMED FOR 211 IN DALLAS

bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/13/14599134/mma-news-report-joanna-jedrzejczyk-faces-jessica-andrade-at-ufc-211

Really early to make the fight considering Andrade just got out of a war two weeks ago

Remember guys, stevia is the cure for everything even multiple groin strikes.

Rory's gonna be shooting for his life in there, but it's a long 15 minutes.

Lol

>Andrade just got out of a war two weeks ago

wasn't really a war desu, it was a beating but Hill stayed in there.

back to taima faggot

I'm all out of Dan Quinn images so i'll post this picture of Dern and quietly exit the thread.

never do it again

Is Randa gonna get cut if she loses Sunday?

Nah, she's doing UFC a favor for fighting """""""""""""number 3"""""""""""""

>cutting strawweights as if theirs enough to spare

Does UFC 2 have one of the worst default soundtracks in videogame history?

I actually did move to Glasgow for muh last two years, everyone's a pussy here lad

back up due

it's an EA game, what did you expect? The last good UFC game was UFC Undisputed 3.

that hail mary Imanari roll never gets old

is terrible but its definitely not the worst, the game in general is shit, the ratings are terrible and the balancing awful and lets not go on about the faggots who spam clinch and try to wrestlefuck you but i can't help but keep playing it, its so satisfying outclassing people at striking, i just wanna bang bro.

i went to glasgow, first thing i did was heem a couple of junkies as soon as I got off the plane. Next thing i did was heem a couple of more junkies

Never played but i looked up the track list and yes

>implying the madden games dont have great soundtracks

All i can say is you must have lived in some posh area in the south side if you went to a school with no idiots who think they're the next Tony Montana

You done gods work lad, im going to the shop for tendies soon so i'll heem a couple more for you on my way there.

Not only are the songs terrible, but there's no real thematic direction with it. You'll hear Bring Me The Horizon followed by Wacka Flocka Flame and then a shitty cover of Face The Pain.
Muting it in the options or using their tool to disable all the shit songs and enabling EA's stock music makes it much more bearable.

Predict who wins and how.

thank you friendo and best of luck

Who win this fight and how?

Why is it called /heem/? What does that stand for, what does it mean?

Joanna via 5 rounds sticking and moving
Andrade wins a round because she wobbles Joanna briefly though

fucked up hair line woman by 50-45 decision

all JJ fights are so boring

How did you lads score the Holm fight?