The last message you sent to a female is what's going on your gravestone. How will you be remembered?

The last message you sent to a female is what's going on your gravestone. How will you be remembered?

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>A few days ago I took your clothes out of the dryer so I could do laundry, and I found a $5 bill. I forgot to give it to you before you left. I still have it.

Sent to my sister-in-law

Omae wa mo shindeiru

"This is fucking ridiculous."

Have I completely devoid myself from the stressors of trying to keep up with how the structure of life and politics in this country have been progressing and that's why I feel like things are chaotic? Or is it just that I have an inherent intuition of how things are and I just know that this country is on a very high level of animosity and peril, and that the government are having enough issues to even survive and are on the edge of failure and can't keep up with life itself, themselves.

"see you later"

********** You sure this is dad's number?

You're naked? I like looking at you when you're naked.

"you still got?"

"I'm going to get back to working, don't be a stranger."

It's the smonk day

"Planned Parenthood doesn't take checks for abortions. If you don't get here soon you're going to be a daddy."

"Don't worry mom, cosmic rays won't kill you"

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Come over and watch a movie?

NANI?!

"See you tomorrow"

kek

Oh muh gawd

How old are you? It's Netflix and chill now bro

A picture of Northstar from TF2

26

Name of the girl in the pic?
Also, "Good luck dealing with the bureaucracy"

"Nah I feel fine"

Kek

Oh fuck

Last message to any female? That would be my daughter:
"Latest word on Cousin -----. In hospital in a coma. Details when we talk. Love you, Dad"

Bit of a downer. But considering I'm in a much worse state if this is on my gravestone, who cares?

"Whatever, I'll get over it"
kek

"k"

Fuck you and your needs. This, right now, is real nigga hours. Understand? Real. Nigga. Hours. Take your shit and fuck off if you dont like it.

"Ok, see you soon"

Not the kind of way I was hoping to be remembered.
Can't Fuk her right in the pussy ATM, bc had our first child only 5 weeks ago and still healing from where my son tore her a new one.

just lmk

...

"Just do it. You'll be fine. I promise."

Cya tommorow

"youve never cum till you blacked out before? dont worry you will"

Fucking do it, nobody will miss you

"I'm not high I swear talk to me."

Call me if you got credit

My man.

"okay, cool, see you friday then"

"Ah I get that. I know all about having wasted time and feeling guilty about the fact I could have done better had I simply put in more effort."

My girl has been very horny recently but I got drunk last night and couldn't see her. We're both busy till tonight so: "Yes, I'll be home around 9. I'll see you then. Have a good day babe"

"Why don't you Google it?"

>なずなはなんか気になることある?聞きたいこととか

Uh, okay.

Ok, I'll be out soon

My gravestone would be blank, I never messaged a female in my whole life. It's true!

not even your mom? :(

"Wow you wear makeup u fucking faggot"

i want that tbh

Thanks for reminding me

I have returned her money.

>"We'll go for a drink soon though, promise".

That's actually something that would suit my gravestone since I do drink a lot.

Don't ever talk to me or my son again.

Why would you need two?

so there would be nothing on my gravestone?

Nope, she doesn't use mobile phones or a computer.

Are you coming for the lesson today ?

Kyle is still here

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Fucking commies are worse than those retarded nazis

"My WiFi is being weird I'm going to reboot my router"

"Your time is up my time is now, you can't see me my time is now"

"lol gotcha"......fucking shit

mom is going to kill me

you got a call from... anna? saying theyll be happy to pick you up, and to call to fix the details

This picture. Didn't contain a message.

"I'd really like it if your sat on my face."

I'm so sorry I made you sore and late for work, I'll let you slap the shit outa me when we see eachother next

wtf. context?

RIP

Goodnight

"Good for you"

Yeah, I'll give you an hour

We are done anyway

but did you tell her that you still have her panties too???

"Not bad"

"Did you love my dick inside your just kidding I can get a girl"

at bnk hun, hw mch of the 23 do u wnt dpstd to ur acct? hw mch cash?

>I'm not a fetus
Sent to my friend who teases me for being 3 years younger than her

I'm digging the fluorescent red hair.

"My logitech ones are fucked though"