What are you bros doing for Valentine's Day tomorrow? Don't tell me you're gunna stay home and beat your meat

What are you bros doing for Valentine's Day tomorrow? Don't tell me you're gunna stay home and beat your meat

that's exactly what I'm going to do with no regrets

stupid retail holiday to bridge the gap between easter and christmas. love is a meme anyway

>love is a meme

user... have you ever been loved before? It's a nice feeling

Unless I want to hit on the fat chick in my lab class

>Don't tell me you're gunna stay home and beat your meat
Yeah, I have to go to work and then class.
Shit timing, it happens.

yeah

then it ended

No I'm going to stay home and drink myself into oblivion
So basically an average Tuesday

Nothing lasts forever so why should love be the exception?

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I have to, doctor's orders.

cause it's a shitty drug and the withdrawal is worse than heroin

not even once

I want a Valentine's Day Sup Forums meme thread but I'm on mobile and can't contribute.

Imagine a card with Jabari Parker on it that says "I hope your Valentine's Day is double speciACL" and the C is staggered below the word and made of a busted knee.

Back to wageslaving.

>finally ask out girl I like a week ago
>get the I'm totally flattered but I actually have a boyfriend response
Looks like I'm finally hanging myself this year

>asked a girl out

You did more than a lot of people here

WHATS COOLER THAN BEING COOL

I might try to call this one grill, but I don't think anything's going to happen

Can't have that mindset bro. If you think it's gunna fail chances are it's gunna fail

ICE COLD

>not going to the game
I'm spending it with my first love

It's really obvious she wants my dick and is actually interested in what I have to say, but she just hasn't been talking to me very much lately

Checked
Hope you have fun, britbro

Written test, then a project, then beating my meat.

>Reading FC "supporters"

What's more pathetic
>needing a day to tell someone you love them
>needing an excuse to jack off

>it's another mushy diamond love commercial

I don't get what's wrong here? Are they all suggesting that supporting the club is more important than spending Valentine's Day with your girlfriend?

>buying into hallmark holidays
damn i'm glad i have a woke /out/ wife who's not into that garbage

Is love an sport?

celebrating my brother's birthday AND mother's day.