How do I get an STD's without engaging in sexual congress with another participant...

How do I get an STD's without engaging in sexual congress with another participant? I am an virgin and I intends to keeps it that way (my greasy weener is for good, not beaners) pls assist. I am a filthy fucking gash.

>engaging in sexual congress with another participant

I'm gonna filabust

(An nut)

Aside from you typing like a gigantic faggot, stay away from public toilets. It can give you herpes or crabs if the seat itself hasn't been cleaned..assuming a person who has it sits on it bare ass. I wouldn't risk it.

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it's impossible to get an STD without engaging in sexual contact (unless you have contact with a syringe or something). that's why they are called "sexually transmitted".

Talk to me about this syringe option... I really want one, preferably HIV/AIDS

you can suck dick in non sexual way
and if you don't lick the balls and/or the crack you're not a faggot either

>Aside from you typing like a gigantic faggot

/thread

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Rude

I want the attentions of people's yes
Like say "oh so. Am so sorry u have that virus of anus and infection, me so sorry" and I say "yes very wet very smelly disease father"

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Try harder.

Mfw

> 2017
> believes that public toilets aren't lickable clean

crabs are childs' play. try getting lobsters.

you can get stds from public toilets, just be wary making penial contact

So I smear a public asslet with an cotton swab boil it down and shoot it like heoin into my dickhole with a diabeetus needle

That's why they need to recall this kind of public toilet

Yes father