Adventure time, first post decides what happens

adventure time, first post decides what happens

he falls in a bigg postapocaliptic red and purple gian annus in the midle of the dessert

and travels to another dimensions where the flowers smile at him and all its like lsd trip

he faps

He kills himself. End.

trump

Meets a dawg named jake

dubs next

He crawls out looking a bit brown then meets a dawg named jake

The anus prolapses spitting you out

Turns out he landed on a planet of green alien bitches with 2 sets of tits. He proceeds to save the white race the only way he knows how.

The anus is a wormhole into furryland

He falls into the land of /pol. Where he discovers truth therefore grows a funny little mustache and blames jews for his failures

He goes back in time to the trenches of ww1 battle of somme, right before the dog whistle blows

Inside the anus he meets a bunch of other people that also fell in and they plan an escape

into the darkness of the purple abism a half cocodrile half butterflies tells him about his family are prissioners of the angry dessert boy

roll

bump

inside the anuss he falls in a warm piece of meat.
suddenly appears a misterious person with snake eyes this new character tells him if he wants to scape he should do something special for the snake eyes boy...

Bump

Roll

this becomes a trap thread

The anus spits you out into the desert, tight shutting itself after making it impossible to return

Roll

Roll

Roll2

Suddenly, aliens.

Roll

Roll3

Rolling for alien bitches

Rollex

Roll4

Roll

This

Roll5

Reroll

roll

Roll6

Rolls royce

Checkem

Man eats his own foot

Rollando

Roller

Roll7

Rollerblades

what a lack of doubles this thread has

Roll8

Dubs

Roll9

Goteem

Roll10

Dubless thread?

rollll

Gib

sweet fug just roll doubles its not that hard

For the love of dog

Within the depths of the desert's colon, he meets the love of his life. A 55 year old indian man.

He escapes and he dies and his body turns into waste to plant pizza trees

Roll this

My last 2 digits match

He escapes the anus. Tells it he had a good time last night and takes it to dinner the next evening.

Dis

final roll

My fuck

And after he escapes the anus the anus is incredibly sorry as he is a pish posh brit with high manners

WANRIR

finally

Fucking finally

next pair of any matching digits

The aliens then explode and the debree smish smooshes the anus and the guy escapes just in time to see a penis statue that saids "OP" on the bottom.

he goes super sayian and bursts out the Anus charging up a spirit bomb

Reroll

The aliens suck you into the beam, you are now in a strange metallic room surrounded by flashing lights and buttons

AND THEN A SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON POPS OUT

Get gets abducted by alien womyns with multiple sets if breasts. They commence to do experiments in him and extract his seed.

aliens probe your anus

Roll for this

win.rar

Crash pops out and saids "woah" with pickle rick on his head

Dubs and the ship 'splodes

gonna start getting busy so thread may slow down,

dubs

The aliens impregnate you and lock you in a room with 2 other impregnated people. The room has two doors, one large, round window and a control panel with several colorful buttons.

Roll

Reroll

He stuffs the red lever in his ass

This

...

Roller

An alien walks in, to his surprise it's a mexican.

he dies of heart attack

He realizes it's a Google machine. He is now a part if the binary universe gaining moar knowledge

Some alien bitches with numerous sets if breasts arrive and stick machinery up your ass. You cant help but nut.

ERN DEN A SPOOGY SKERLETERN PERPS OWT

back in full throttle bois

And den it explodes den u be a die

A female alien walks towards you, to your surprise she restrains you, taking down your pants and proceeding to fondle your cock and balls

Roll

And then he dies, and wakes up

Stickman meets a space unicorn that farts rainbows.

Winner!