adventure time, first post decides what happens
Adventure time, first post decides what happens
he falls in a bigg postapocaliptic red and purple gian annus in the midle of the dessert
and travels to another dimensions where the flowers smile at him and all its like lsd trip
he faps
He kills himself. End.
trump
Meets a dawg named jake
dubs next
He crawls out looking a bit brown then meets a dawg named jake
The anus prolapses spitting you out
Turns out he landed on a planet of green alien bitches with 2 sets of tits. He proceeds to save the white race the only way he knows how.
The anus is a wormhole into furryland
He falls into the land of /pol. Where he discovers truth therefore grows a funny little mustache and blames jews for his failures
He goes back in time to the trenches of ww1 battle of somme, right before the dog whistle blows
Inside the anus he meets a bunch of other people that also fell in and they plan an escape
into the darkness of the purple abism a half cocodrile half butterflies tells him about his family are prissioners of the angry dessert boy
roll
bump
inside the anuss he falls in a warm piece of meat.
suddenly appears a misterious person with snake eyes this new character tells him if he wants to scape he should do something special for the snake eyes boy...
Bump
Roll
this becomes a trap thread
The anus spits you out into the desert, tight shutting itself after making it impossible to return
Roll
Roll
Roll2
Suddenly, aliens.
Roll
Roll3
Rolling for alien bitches
Rollex
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Roll
This
Roll5
Reroll
roll
Roll6
Rolls royce
Checkem
Man eats his own foot
Rollando
Roller
Roll7
Rollerblades
what a lack of doubles this thread has
Roll8
Dubs
Roll9
Goteem
Roll10
Dubless thread?
rollll
Gib
sweet fug just roll doubles its not that hard
For the love of dog
Within the depths of the desert's colon, he meets the love of his life. A 55 year old indian man.
He escapes and he dies and his body turns into waste to plant pizza trees
Roll this
My last 2 digits match
He escapes the anus. Tells it he had a good time last night and takes it to dinner the next evening.
Dis
final roll
My fuck
And after he escapes the anus the anus is incredibly sorry as he is a pish posh brit with high manners
WANRIR
finally
Fucking finally
next pair of any matching digits
The aliens then explode and the debree smish smooshes the anus and the guy escapes just in time to see a penis statue that saids "OP" on the bottom.
he goes super sayian and bursts out the Anus charging up a spirit bomb
Reroll
The aliens suck you into the beam, you are now in a strange metallic room surrounded by flashing lights and buttons
AND THEN A SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON POPS OUT
Get gets abducted by alien womyns with multiple sets if breasts. They commence to do experiments in him and extract his seed.
aliens probe your anus
Roll for this
win.rar
Crash pops out and saids "woah" with pickle rick on his head
Dubs and the ship 'splodes
gonna start getting busy so thread may slow down,
dubs
The aliens impregnate you and lock you in a room with 2 other impregnated people. The room has two doors, one large, round window and a control panel with several colorful buttons.
Roll
Reroll
He stuffs the red lever in his ass
This
...
Roller
An alien walks in, to his surprise it's a mexican.
he dies of heart attack
He realizes it's a Google machine. He is now a part if the binary universe gaining moar knowledge
Some alien bitches with numerous sets if breasts arrive and stick machinery up your ass. You cant help but nut.
ERN DEN A SPOOGY SKERLETERN PERPS OWT
back in full throttle bois
And den it explodes den u be a die
A female alien walks towards you, to your surprise she restrains you, taking down your pants and proceeding to fondle your cock and balls
Roll
And then he dies, and wakes up
Stickman meets a space unicorn that farts rainbows.
Winner!